Sumarumi
@sumarumi.bsky.social
Cogito Ergo Sumarumi. I kill widows and orphans for money. “Sexy polymath” “Purveyor of tat” 🏴
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Now over 61,000 🚀
🔥 Highly recommended that you all sign and share.
Link to the petition—> petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
Link to the petition—> petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
November 26, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Now over 61,000 🚀
"You will be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 26, 2025 at 8:51 AM
"You will be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026
Hope
Boyfriend
Pussy
Err… I’ll let Jack know.
Hope
Boyfriend
Pussy
Err… I’ll let Jack know.
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026
Marriage
Beach
Ass
I'm not mad at that lol
Marriage
Beach
Ass
I'm not mad at that lol
November 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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![[Scene is a MEDIEVAL PLAGUE PIT with all the bodies inside it. On the edge of it is a young peasant woman, in a sack cloth dress, covered in boils. She is lounging glamorously next to the pit. Her boyfriend is standing a few feet away, photographing her with an anachronistic mobile phone]
GIRL:
OK so I'll sit here...
With my hair like this…
Rubbing my cyst with the corpse's hand.
[She produces a whithered severed hand and starts rubbing it on her face.]
[We are treated to a revolting close up of her rubbing the severed hand on her disgusting massive cyst.]
[Her boyfriend takes a photo of her.]
SNAP
GIRL:
OK, now write this:
"Hanging out at the burial pit, rubbing my sebaceous cyst with a severed corpse hand from
#BurtsGraverobbers…”
And then: #selfcare, #metime, #BurtsGraverobbers…
... nails emoji, heart emoji, cyst emoji.
BOYFRIEND:
Um...
Should we really be promoting this?
I mean… does rubbing a corpse's hand on a cyst actually work?
GIRL:
Look, Burt's done research, OK?
And he's paying us four groats.
BOYFRIEND:
Hmm.
[Boyfriend dutifully taps out the post on his phone]
TAP TAP TAP
BOYFRIEND:
Cyst emoji?
GIRL:
Just use a fried egg.
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Confirms my theory that Musk is just a 13-year-old boy.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 25, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Confirms my theory that Musk is just a 13-year-old boy.
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November 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Ok palate cleanse time. In case you missed it, here's my most popular post ever
4 yrs ago today, a family member managed a truly spectacular own goal, splintered his domestic bliss, & in the process, united the world for a day.
On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day
So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga
On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day
So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga
November 23, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Ok palate cleanse time. In case you missed it, here's my most popular post ever
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Right, I'm hosting #SundayPix this week and I know some people like advance warning of the theme. Your theme for this week is #SundayPixOffTheBeatenTrack
The offbeat, the unusual, the exotic, or maybe just a little hidden corner of your own back garden. Everything is off the beaten track to someone.
The offbeat, the unusual, the exotic, or maybe just a little hidden corner of your own back garden. Everything is off the beaten track to someone.
November 22, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Right, I'm hosting #SundayPix this week and I know some people like advance warning of the theme. Your theme for this week is #SundayPixOffTheBeatenTrack
The offbeat, the unusual, the exotic, or maybe just a little hidden corner of your own back garden. Everything is off the beaten track to someone.
The offbeat, the unusual, the exotic, or maybe just a little hidden corner of your own back garden. Everything is off the beaten track to someone.
Bugbear: people who say ‘lend’ when they mean ‘borrow’ 😡
“Can I lend your book?” etc
“Can I lend your book?” etc
November 23, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Bugbear: people who say ‘lend’ when they mean ‘borrow’ 😡
“Can I lend your book?” etc
“Can I lend your book?” etc
Because I live alone, usually have After Eights to myself, so I’m not affecting anyone else. I put the wrappers back in the box because I enjoy hunting through for the last ones — I find it very satisfying!
I spent many years putting After Eight wrappers back in the box and finding it hilarious, until I grew up at the age of 61.
November 22, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Because I live alone, usually have After Eights to myself, so I’m not affecting anyone else. I put the wrappers back in the box because I enjoy hunting through for the last ones — I find it very satisfying!
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Farage can now be easily boxed in to a corner where his only ‘defence’ becomes: “Yes I spouted Kremlin propaganda & Putin worship but, unlike Nathan Gill, I didn’t need bribes to do it.”
It is, once again, a question of whether interviewers have the temerity to shut down his whining obfuscations.
It is, once again, a question of whether interviewers have the temerity to shut down his whining obfuscations.
November 22, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Farage can now be easily boxed in to a corner where his only ‘defence’ becomes: “Yes I spouted Kremlin propaganda & Putin worship but, unlike Nathan Gill, I didn’t need bribes to do it.”
It is, once again, a question of whether interviewers have the temerity to shut down his whining obfuscations.
It is, once again, a question of whether interviewers have the temerity to shut down his whining obfuscations.
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Dinner quandary: stick to diet and cook what’s in the fridge, or pop out for a takeaway curry? 🤔
November 21, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Dinner quandary: stick to diet and cook what’s in the fridge, or pop out for a takeaway curry? 🤔
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Oh, look. That thing that was always going to be a total disaster turns out to have been a total disaster.
I will never not be angry about this.
I will never not be angry about this.
Brexit has caused almost twice as much damage to the UK economy than estimated by official forecasts, according to new paper from a group of experts including a senior Bank of England economist
Brexit Hit to UK Economy Double Official Estimate, Study Finds
Brexit has caused almost twice as much damage to the UK economy than estimated by official forecasts, according to new paper from a group of experts including a senior Bank of England economist.
bloom.bg
November 21, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Oh, look. That thing that was always going to be a total disaster turns out to have been a total disaster.
I will never not be angry about this.
I will never not be angry about this.
Repost with an iconic fictional band.
November 21, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Repost with an iconic fictional band.
Repost with an iconic fictional band.
November 21, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Repost with an iconic fictional band.
Not much on at the cinema this coming week 😕 but I don’t want to waste my free monthly Sky/Vue tickets.
Any recommendations?
Any recommendations?
November 21, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Not much on at the cinema this coming week 😕 but I don’t want to waste my free monthly Sky/Vue tickets.
Any recommendations?
Any recommendations?
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November 20, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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I believe anyone could have done better than Johnson.
Here's a quiz I made to prove it.
Here's a quiz I made to prove it.
November 20, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I believe anyone could have done better than Johnson.
Here's a quiz I made to prove it.
Here's a quiz I made to prove it.
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i dont think anything could ever have prepared me for the absolute jarring horror that is living long enough to see your friends and aquaintances climb their various career ladders
like what do you mean you are in charge of thousands of men and national security? i wouldnt trust you with a spoon
like what do you mean you are in charge of thousands of men and national security? i wouldnt trust you with a spoon
November 19, 2025 at 3:23 PM
i dont think anything could ever have prepared me for the absolute jarring horror that is living long enough to see your friends and aquaintances climb their various career ladders
like what do you mean you are in charge of thousands of men and national security? i wouldnt trust you with a spoon
like what do you mean you are in charge of thousands of men and national security? i wouldnt trust you with a spoon
To me, there is a very simple litmus test.
Which is more important to you: humanity or patriotism?
Which is more important to you: humanity or patriotism?
November 19, 2025 at 2:17 PM
To me, there is a very simple litmus test.
Which is more important to you: humanity or patriotism?
Which is more important to you: humanity or patriotism?