Sumarumi
@sumarumi.bsky.social
Cogito Ergo Sumarumi. I kill widows and orphans for money. “Sexy polymath” “Purveyor of tat” 🏴
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I can’t believe there are so many people who’ve never heard of MST3K.
February 19, 2026 at 6:58 AM
I can’t believe there are so many people who’ve never heard of MST3K.
Would you like to see some “boss-eyed dogs”? Of course you would.
February 17, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Would you like to see some “boss-eyed dogs”? Of course you would.
The replies to this are *chefs kiss*…
Your challenge for the day is to invent a ReformUK policy. On Shrove Tuesday next year we get to see if they’ve adopted it.
Remember, it should appeal to insane pensioners and absolutely nobody else. QT with yours!
Remember, it should appeal to insane pensioners and absolutely nobody else. QT with yours!
February 17, 2026 at 1:07 PM
The replies to this are *chefs kiss*…
@barryrichards.bsky.social Bookmark this in case anyone suggests your work can be replaced!
They released this like this
Why would anyone ever drive a car by people who do not Look At MEASUREMENTS
Why would anyone ever drive a car by people who do not Look At MEASUREMENTS
February 17, 2026 at 11:34 AM
@barryrichards.bsky.social Bookmark this in case anyone suggests your work can be replaced!
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Once again, men, you need to LISTEN TO WOMEN. Stop walking into them in the street. Stop talking to women you don't know wearing headphones or reading a book. And for heaven's sake, challenge your abusive male friends. #YesAllMen #Maaate
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
A man pushed me in the street, he wanted to teach me a lesson. Is that OK now? | Lucy Pasha-Robinson
Many women reading this will have experienced something similar: a warning that sharing public space isn’t a man’s job, it’s a woman’s, says Lucy Pasha-Robinson, a Guardian assistant Opinion editor
www.theguardian.com
February 17, 2026 at 10:50 AM
Once again, men, you need to LISTEN TO WOMEN. Stop walking into them in the street. Stop talking to women you don't know wearing headphones or reading a book. And for heaven's sake, challenge your abusive male friends. #YesAllMen #Maaate
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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All those people telling me Labour were doing nothing to support Port Talbot through the steel works rebuilding are all very quiet now.
Here we have ANOTHER announcement, this time of a £11m Economic Growth and Investment Fund to support companies who offer skilled, well-paid jobs & help them grow.
Here we have ANOTHER announcement, this time of a £11m Economic Growth and Investment Fund to support companies who offer skilled, well-paid jobs & help them grow.
New £11M fund opens to support jobs, growth and investment in Port Talbot
The newly-opened Economic Growth and Investment Fund is designed to support companies that offer skilled, well-paid employment opportunities and help them grow.
www.gov.uk
February 17, 2026 at 11:00 AM
All those people telling me Labour were doing nothing to support Port Talbot through the steel works rebuilding are all very quiet now.
Here we have ANOTHER announcement, this time of a £11m Economic Growth and Investment Fund to support companies who offer skilled, well-paid jobs & help them grow.
Here we have ANOTHER announcement, this time of a £11m Economic Growth and Investment Fund to support companies who offer skilled, well-paid jobs & help them grow.
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This is Bob Coveiro. He sat by his human's grave for 10 years until his own death in 2021. Pets were not permitted to be buried with humans, but he was given an exception. Now 5 years later, inspired by his loyalty, Brazil passed the Bob Coveiro Law allowing pets to be buried in family graves. 14/10
February 16, 2026 at 5:47 PM
This is Bob Coveiro. He sat by his human's grave for 10 years until his own death in 2021. Pets were not permitted to be buried with humans, but he was given an exception. Now 5 years later, inspired by his loyalty, Brazil passed the Bob Coveiro Law allowing pets to be buried in family graves. 14/10
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"Jaywalking" or, as we call it here, crossing the road
Remember when that kid in america got hit by a car walking to school and the parents of the kid were charged with negligence for *letting their child walk*?? Yeh that can fuck off too
Remember when that kid in america got hit by a car walking to school and the parents of the kid were charged with negligence for *letting their child walk*?? Yeh that can fuck off too
There is speculation that the introduction of driverless cars could lead to jaywalking laws in the UK
65% of Britons would oppose making jaywalking a minor offence, including 41% "strongly opposed"
Only 24% are would support such rules
yougov.co.uk/topics/trave...
65% of Britons would oppose making jaywalking a minor offence, including 41% "strongly opposed"
Only 24% are would support such rules
yougov.co.uk/topics/trave...
February 16, 2026 at 5:22 PM
"Jaywalking" or, as we call it here, crossing the road
Remember when that kid in america got hit by a car walking to school and the parents of the kid were charged with negligence for *letting their child walk*?? Yeh that can fuck off too
Remember when that kid in america got hit by a car walking to school and the parents of the kid were charged with negligence for *letting their child walk*?? Yeh that can fuck off too
A nice bright day, and not raining (for a change!), but bloody cold 🥶 and i forgot to bring gloves so fingers are turning blue.
Melyn’s okay — she’s wearing her big fur coat.
Melyn’s okay — she’s wearing her big fur coat.
February 16, 2026 at 5:01 PM
A nice bright day, and not raining (for a change!), but bloody cold 🥶 and i forgot to bring gloves so fingers are turning blue.
Melyn’s okay — she’s wearing her big fur coat.
Melyn’s okay — she’s wearing her big fur coat.
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I thought Reform were all about saving money?
They've just cost us all another £63m....as that is what the government has now been forced to give councils undergoing reorganisation so they can afford to do that AND run & staff elections in this May.
The coucils had asked the government...
1/2
They've just cost us all another £63m....as that is what the government has now been forced to give councils undergoing reorganisation so they can afford to do that AND run & staff elections in this May.
The coucils had asked the government...
1/2
February 16, 2026 at 4:26 PM
I thought Reform were all about saving money?
They've just cost us all another £63m....as that is what the government has now been forced to give councils undergoing reorganisation so they can afford to do that AND run & staff elections in this May.
The coucils had asked the government...
1/2
They've just cost us all another £63m....as that is what the government has now been forced to give councils undergoing reorganisation so they can afford to do that AND run & staff elections in this May.
The coucils had asked the government...
1/2
It looks like I don’t have a fan here 😢
February 16, 2026 at 3:25 PM
It looks like I don’t have a fan here 😢
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Meta is putting a "Name Tag" feature in Ray-Bans - facial recognition through the glasses' camera. You look at someone, AI tells you who they are.
In an internal document, the company wrote that the timing is good because civil society groups are busy with politics and won't cause problems.
In an internal document, the company wrote that the timing is good because civil society groups are busy with politics and won't cause problems.
February 14, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Meta is putting a "Name Tag" feature in Ray-Bans - facial recognition through the glasses' camera. You look at someone, AI tells you who they are.
In an internal document, the company wrote that the timing is good because civil society groups are busy with politics and won't cause problems.
In an internal document, the company wrote that the timing is good because civil society groups are busy with politics and won't cause problems.
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The UK was declared measles free in 2017.
Vaccine programs completely eliminated it.
Since then, pro sickness conspiracy theorists and anti science idiots have enabled its return.
Vaccine programs completely eliminated it.
Since then, pro sickness conspiracy theorists and anti science idiots have enabled its return.
“Seven schools and a nursery have reported more than 60 suspected cases of measles in an area of north London, and labs have confirmed 34 cases since January 12. Some children have been treated in hospital.”
archive.md/2026.02.1...
archive.md/2026.02.1...
February 15, 2026 at 10:19 PM
The UK was declared measles free in 2017.
Vaccine programs completely eliminated it.
Since then, pro sickness conspiracy theorists and anti science idiots have enabled its return.
Vaccine programs completely eliminated it.
Since then, pro sickness conspiracy theorists and anti science idiots have enabled its return.
Naveed woz robbed #PotteryThrowdown
February 16, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Naveed woz robbed #PotteryThrowdown
No, Zach 🐈⬛, 3am is not the perfect time for zoomies.
February 16, 2026 at 3:03 AM
No, Zach 🐈⬛, 3am is not the perfect time for zoomies.
Blood orange season at last! 🩸🍊 🥰
February 15, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Blood orange season at last! 🩸🍊 🥰
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A friend of a friend’s sister said they saw someone tired there once, but I didn’t believe them. God help me, I didn’t believe them.
Please be careful in London. I have spent 25 years there, but I have never heard a story as frightening as this one from today in which nothing at all happened.
February 15, 2026 at 6:13 PM
A friend of a friend’s sister said they saw someone tired there once, but I didn’t believe them. God help me, I didn’t believe them.
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February 15, 2026 at 3:49 PM
February 15, 2026 at 5:03 PM
#SundayPixRed
Gorgeous white chocolate pudding in the shape of a red rose, at a local catering college lunch. It was as delicious as it looks!
Gorgeous white chocolate pudding in the shape of a red rose, at a local catering college lunch. It was as delicious as it looks!
February 15, 2026 at 4:58 PM
#SundayPixRed
Gorgeous white chocolate pudding in the shape of a red rose, at a local catering college lunch. It was as delicious as it looks!
Gorgeous white chocolate pudding in the shape of a red rose, at a local catering college lunch. It was as delicious as it looks!
February 15, 2026 at 4:56 PM
February 15, 2026 at 4:52 PM
#SundayPixRed
A rather special 1960s Italian Empoli Rossini glass decanter, in the style of Blenko, also known as the bubble vase or mother and child.
A rather special 1960s Italian Empoli Rossini glass decanter, in the style of Blenko, also known as the bubble vase or mother and child.
February 15, 2026 at 4:49 PM
#SundayPixRed
A rather special 1960s Italian Empoli Rossini glass decanter, in the style of Blenko, also known as the bubble vase or mother and child.
A rather special 1960s Italian Empoli Rossini glass decanter, in the style of Blenko, also known as the bubble vase or mother and child.
Oh bugger — I was about to take M 🐕 out for an afternoon trot but a thunderstorm just started, so the poor thing is hiding 🫣
It’s lucky she went out for a good walk with one of her aunties this morning!
It’s lucky she went out for a good walk with one of her aunties this morning!
February 15, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Oh bugger — I was about to take M 🐕 out for an afternoon trot but a thunderstorm just started, so the poor thing is hiding 🫣
It’s lucky she went out for a good walk with one of her aunties this morning!
It’s lucky she went out for a good walk with one of her aunties this morning!
Decades ago, I went skiing and it was fun but not addictive. However one evening went went to a mountain-top bar for glühwein and then tobogganed back down to our hotel in the dark, and it was FUCKING AWESOME.
I’d love to do it again, but not sure I could, sober.
I’d love to do it again, but not sure I could, sober.
The thing about the skeleton and the luge is that you have to learn whether you would be good at the skeleton or the luge, and I don't know how we don't hear about more people dying from finding out if they were good at the skeleton or the luge.
February 15, 2026 at 10:59 AM
Decades ago, I went skiing and it was fun but not addictive. However one evening went went to a mountain-top bar for glühwein and then tobogganed back down to our hotel in the dark, and it was FUCKING AWESOME.
I’d love to do it again, but not sure I could, sober.
I’d love to do it again, but not sure I could, sober.