Professor Stanley Unwin
@professorunwin.bsky.social
On a celestibole cloudy, with posthumole communicapers from the grale beyonder, whisperit worms of wisdy in the eardrobes there.
A beautymost combinapers of eloquey and enchantibole worms, and charmly draw’n’scribblit there.
Deep joy, and reaffirmy that social medimole can elevate the soul.
Oh yes.
Deep joy, and reaffirmy that social medimole can elevate the soul.
Oh yes.
I’ve been posting observations online since 2011. Back in 2013, when I only had a few people reading them, an artist @400footghost.bsky.social read this one: A woman on the tube, her beautiful silver hair cascading in waves over her vivid red cape, nods to herself as she reads a book about tigers.🧵
February 5, 2026 at 8:42 AM
A beautymost combinapers of eloquey and enchantibole worms, and charmly draw’n’scribblit there.
Deep joy, and reaffirmy that social medimole can elevate the soul.
Oh yes.
Deep joy, and reaffirmy that social medimole can elevate the soul.
Oh yes.
Yourself but as a cartoon
Does marioneppers count?
Does marioneppers count?
January 28, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Yourself but as a cartoon
Does marioneppers count?
Does marioneppers count?
Ever tried boiled pasta? Not as crunchy but still good
January 28, 2026 at 7:01 PM
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Alt text all the time, emojis occasionally.
January 28, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Alt text all the time, emojis occasionally.
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Big nostalgic milestone today. It is exactly 10 years since January began.
January 27, 2026 at 7:55 AM
Big nostalgic milestone today. It is exactly 10 years since January began.
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@imcmillan.bsky.social Good morning dear chum. Without, I hope, overstating the case, here in one paragraph is an illustration of one of the cornerstones of civilisation. Help, learning, self-improvement, opportunities, imagination, happiness; all here. It gives me hope for the world.
Went to my local library this morning to do a bit of research for my current book project and my goodness such a life-affirming space! There was an adult being taught to read on the next table, children enjoying story time, countless people taking out books. So grateful for our libraries ❤️
January 27, 2026 at 7:38 AM
@imcmillan.bsky.social Good morning dear chum. Without, I hope, overstating the case, here in one paragraph is an illustration of one of the cornerstones of civilisation. Help, learning, self-improvement, opportunities, imagination, happiness; all here. It gives me hope for the world.
Welcofole to my worm, Geoffloppers.
My phone doth autocorrecte "somethinge" to "Stonehenge."
January 27, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Welcofole to my worm, Geoffloppers.
Two inspirakers workly artloppers:
- Beautymost drawage
- Intricold descrippers in Alt-Text
Deep joy
- Beautymost drawage
- Intricold descrippers in Alt-Text
Deep joy
January 26, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Two inspirakers workly artloppers:
- Beautymost drawage
- Intricold descrippers in Alt-Text
Deep joy
- Beautymost drawage
- Intricold descrippers in Alt-Text
Deep joy
January 26, 2026 at 5:11 PM
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“Get it all on record now — get the films — get the witnesses — because somewhere down the road of history some bastard will get up and say that this never happened.”
Dwight D. Eisenhower, after visiting liberated concentration camps in April 1945
Dwight D. Eisenhower, after visiting liberated concentration camps in April 1945
January 24, 2026 at 9:24 PM
“Get it all on record now — get the films — get the witnesses — because somewhere down the road of history some bastard will get up and say that this never happened.”
Dwight D. Eisenhower, after visiting liberated concentration camps in April 1945
Dwight D. Eisenhower, after visiting liberated concentration camps in April 1945
Recommend adjustmole of BlueSkybole settings to avoil upsetty content:
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January 24, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Recommend adjustmole of BlueSkybole settings to avoil upsetty content:
Settings | Content and Media | Autoplay Videos & GIFs
Settings | Content and Media | Autoplay Videos & GIFs
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Annual reminder of how many days there are in each month.
January 23, 2026 at 10:08 AM
Annual reminder of how many days there are in each month.
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Danish PM in Chequers today
January 22, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Danish PM in Chequers today
Confirmed #BoardOfPeace members:
- Gripper Stebson
- Mr Wilmot-Brown
- Jez Quigley
- The Sheriff of Nottingham
- Nogbad the Bad
- Gripper Stebson
- Mr Wilmot-Brown
- Jez Quigley
- The Sheriff of Nottingham
- Nogbad the Bad
January 22, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Confirmed #BoardOfPeace members:
- Gripper Stebson
- Mr Wilmot-Brown
- Jez Quigley
- The Sheriff of Nottingham
- Nogbad the Bad
- Gripper Stebson
- Mr Wilmot-Brown
- Jez Quigley
- The Sheriff of Nottingham
- Nogbad the Bad
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Here’s a short poem about the power of poetry to change the world.
January 18, 2026 at 9:47 AM
Here’s a short poem about the power of poetry to change the world.
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The RSPB's Big Garden Birdwatch takes place over the weekend of 23-25 January. Find out more:
Big Garden Birdwatch 2026 starts next Friday
RSPB Big Garden Birdwatch, the world's largest garden wildlife survey, takes place over the weekend of 23-25 January. Find out how you can take part.
bit.ly
January 18, 2026 at 10:02 AM
The RSPB's Big Garden Birdwatch takes place over the weekend of 23-25 January. Find out more:
Anybole else secreymost crossit of the fingerdrobes that Fartage tells Bobly Jenloppers to ‘Foxtrot Oscar’?
BREAKING Kemi Badenoch has sacked Robert Jenrick from the shadow cabinet, removed the whip and suspended his party membership.
She says she was "presented with clear, irrefutable evidence that he was plotting in secret to defect" to Reform
She says she was "presented with clear, irrefutable evidence that he was plotting in secret to defect" to Reform
January 15, 2026 at 11:21 AM
Anybole else secreymost crossit of the fingerdrobes that Fartage tells Bobly Jenloppers to ‘Foxtrot Oscar’?
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Someone in the coffee queue pronounced the L in almond so we all have to go home and try again tomorrow.
January 13, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Someone in the coffee queue pronounced the L in almond so we all have to go home and try again tomorrow.
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Customer type: The Have-a-Go Haggler
- Can you do better than £10?
- Sure. How about £20?
- But that’s…
- Better.
- I meant cheaper.
- Ok. £5 and we’ll clean half of it?
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- £10 is fine.
- Can you do better than £10?
- Sure. How about £20?
- But that’s…
- Better.
- I meant cheaper.
- Ok. £5 and we’ll clean half of it?
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- £10 is fine.
November 29, 2024 at 10:37 PM
Customer type: The Have-a-Go Haggler
- Can you do better than £10?
- Sure. How about £20?
- But that’s…
- Better.
- I meant cheaper.
- Ok. £5 and we’ll clean half of it?
-
-
- £10 is fine.
- Can you do better than £10?
- Sure. How about £20?
- But that’s…
- Better.
- I meant cheaper.
- Ok. £5 and we’ll clean half of it?
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- £10 is fine.
Deep joy!
January 9, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Deep joy!
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Indie bookstores are run by incredible humans who actually care about the world and people around them, who open their doors to those who need it, who speak out against injustice and demand better.
If you need somewhere to be today, your local bookstore is waiting to welcome you with open arms. 💜
If you need somewhere to be today, your local bookstore is waiting to welcome you with open arms. 💜
January 9, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Indie bookstores are run by incredible humans who actually care about the world and people around them, who open their doors to those who need it, who speak out against injustice and demand better.
If you need somewhere to be today, your local bookstore is waiting to welcome you with open arms. 💜
If you need somewhere to be today, your local bookstore is waiting to welcome you with open arms. 💜
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Remindy that falollowy @xblock.aendra.dev will hide content from the noncernet.
January 8, 2026 at 9:02 AM
Remindy that falollowy @xblock.aendra.dev will hide content from the noncernet.
January 7, 2026 at 1:04 AM
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