Professor Stanley Unwin
@professorunwin.bsky.social
On a celestibole cloudy, with posthumole communicapers from the grale beyonder, whisperit worms of wisdy in the eardrobes there.
If I wanty to read extreel fascy and cruellymost posts from twittle, I wouldn’t have deletey my account there.
So many unfalollowits today.
Folly folly.
So many unfalollowits today.
Folly folly.
November 8, 2025 at 5:10 PM
If I wanty to read extreel fascy and cruellymost posts from twittle, I wouldn’t have deletey my account there.
So many unfalollowits today.
Folly folly.
So many unfalollowits today.
Folly folly.
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February 14, 2024 at 1:34 PM
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I’ve just launched my #Christmas Gift Guide
Here’s an offer that might tempt you to have a look
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk/christmas-gi...
Here’s an offer that might tempt you to have a look
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk/christmas-gi...
November 3, 2025 at 11:29 AM
I’ve just launched my #Christmas Gift Guide
Here’s an offer that might tempt you to have a look
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk/christmas-gi...
Here’s an offer that might tempt you to have a look
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk/christmas-gi...
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Not dismissing the overall problem, but you can subscribe to the labeller at @xblock.aendra.dev and hide Twitter screenshots. Which improves one aspect of things.
November 3, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Not dismissing the overall problem, but you can subscribe to the labeller at @xblock.aendra.dev and hide Twitter screenshots. Which improves one aspect of things.
Reposted by Professor Stanley Unwin
October 29, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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October 27, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Fiffly percenkers purchy taxlode on a newlymost brum’n’whooshit there?
Deep folly!
Deep folly!
Oct 1956: Zodiac Estate Car ad from Ford
(+Zodiac Convertible; Zodiac Saloon; Zephyr Convertible; Zephyr Estate Car; Zephyr Saloon; Consul Convertible; Consul Estate Car; Consul Saloon; Squire Estate Car; Escort Estate Car; Prefect; Anglia; and Popular)
«NOW, more than ever - it's FORD»
(+Zodiac Convertible; Zodiac Saloon; Zephyr Convertible; Zephyr Estate Car; Zephyr Saloon; Consul Convertible; Consul Estate Car; Consul Saloon; Squire Estate Car; Escort Estate Car; Prefect; Anglia; and Popular)
«NOW, more than ever - it's FORD»
October 26, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Fiffly percenkers purchy taxlode on a newlymost brum’n’whooshit there?
Deep folly!
Deep folly!
Yay. Priceless. The right column at the right time. And a gleefully English two fingers to the haters.
October 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Today has been one of those days where I haven’t sold anything in my online shop.
Have a look at my shop and please repost to spread the word. Thanks.
gailmyerscough.co.uk
Have a look at my shop and please repost to spread the word. Thanks.
gailmyerscough.co.uk
Gail Myerscough | Surface Pattern Designer & Illustrator | Manchester
Discover a world of bold and colourful prints, homewares and stationery by Gail Myerscough, a surface pattern designer and illustrator. Designed in Manchester, made in the UK.
gailmyerscough.co.uk
October 21, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Today has been one of those days where I haven’t sold anything in my online shop.
Have a look at my shop and please repost to spread the word. Thanks.
gailmyerscough.co.uk
Have a look at my shop and please repost to spread the word. Thanks.
gailmyerscough.co.uk
Begly pardlode?
Folly folly.
Folly folly.
At least Professor Stanley Unwin did it funnily.
kids teacher just sent this home as part of an assignment he's doing and i want to smash every computer at the school
October 15, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Begly pardlode?
Folly folly.
Folly folly.
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Don't forget Bowie's 1977 classic from his Berlin era
"Herpes"
"Herpes"
Change a letter, ruin a song.
Lazy Madonna
Smoke on the Wafer
Gove Story
Litter Sweet Symphony
A Shiter Shade of Pale
The Dinner Takes It All
Lazy Madonna
Smoke on the Wafer
Gove Story
Litter Sweet Symphony
A Shiter Shade of Pale
The Dinner Takes It All
It’s a Tin
October 14, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Don't forget Bowie's 1977 classic from his Berlin era
"Herpes"
"Herpes"
Change a letter, ruin a song.
Lazy Madonna
Smoke on the Wafer
Gove Story
Litter Sweet Symphony
A Shiter Shade of Pale
The Dinner Takes It All
Lazy Madonna
Smoke on the Wafer
Gove Story
Litter Sweet Symphony
A Shiter Shade of Pale
The Dinner Takes It All
It’s a Tin
Change a letter, ruin a song.
Breaking The Lav
Breaking The Lav
October 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Change a letter, ruin a song.
Lazy Madonna
Smoke on the Wafer
Gove Story
Litter Sweet Symphony
A Shiter Shade of Pale
The Dinner Takes It All
Lazy Madonna
Smoke on the Wafer
Gove Story
Litter Sweet Symphony
A Shiter Shade of Pale
The Dinner Takes It All
Unsolicited Dik Mik
October 11, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Unsolicited Dik Mik
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Really enjoyed One Battle-Axe After Another
October 11, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Really enjoyed One Battle-Axe After Another
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This paperback is out today!
How far would you go for what you believe?
How far would you go for what you believe?
October 9, 2025 at 5:48 AM
This paperback is out today!
How far would you go for what you believe?
How far would you go for what you believe?
Wiselymost worms.
See my pinned post, but the biggest "rip off" degrees are courses in things that are vocational or practical. Getting into tens of thousands of debt to saddle yourself with a qualification that limits your employment choices to what's written on your certificate is a scam that shouldn't be allowed.
October 8, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Wiselymost worms.
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Can’t decide what to buy on Prime Day?
Try: absolutely nothing, and then go support indie bookstores instead 📚
Try: absolutely nothing, and then go support indie bookstores instead 📚
October 7, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Can’t decide what to buy on Prime Day?
Try: absolutely nothing, and then go support indie bookstores instead 📚
Try: absolutely nothing, and then go support indie bookstores instead 📚
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😭
IG newberlinlibrary
IG newberlinlibrary
October 6, 2025 at 7:52 AM
😭
IG newberlinlibrary
IG newberlinlibrary
Goodly morlode. Kindlymost off-scram!
To shut down rude behavior instantly, try a simple yet powerful five-word response.
Use this 5-word phrase when someone is rude to you—it's like 'holding up a mirror,' says public speaking expert
When we encounter a rude person, our first instinct might be to fire back with a snarky comment. But that's not the right move, says public speaking expert John Bowe. Here's the perfect response to instantly shut down rude behavior.
cnb.cx
October 5, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Goodly morlode. Kindlymost off-scram!
Best 12th album?
Stormwatch by Jethro Tull
Stormwatch by Jethro Tull
October 5, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Best 12th album?
Stormwatch by Jethro Tull
Stormwatch by Jethro Tull
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Two poems for #NationalPoetryDay The Martian by John Hegley and A Good Idea by Adrian Mitchell
October 2, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Two poems for #NationalPoetryDay The Martian by John Hegley and A Good Idea by Adrian Mitchell
Registered Trademark Kakukyo / Kakukyō Ritsu
Can anyone tell Christoph was this says, please?
Repost would be nice.
Repost would be nice.
Schwarm-Sinolog*innen, was steht da?
October 2, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Registered Trademark Kakukyo / Kakukyō Ritsu
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Here’s another poem for National Poetry Day. This one is called ‘A Brief History of Modern Art in Poetry’.
October 2, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Here’s another poem for National Poetry Day. This one is called ‘A Brief History of Modern Art in Poetry’.
Inspirakers!
Happy National Poetry Day to all those who celebrate.
This year’s theme is ‘play’ so here’s a poem which plays with some letters. It’s called ‘The Problem of Writing Poems in the Shape of Deciduous Trees’.
This year’s theme is ‘play’ so here’s a poem which plays with some letters. It’s called ‘The Problem of Writing Poems in the Shape of Deciduous Trees’.
![The Problem of Writing Poems
in the Shape of Deciduous Trees
[The poem has been written in the shape of a deciduous tree with letters (or ‘leaves’) missing from the text]:
a comm n
pr ble whe writin
p ems in the shape of decid o s
trees is t at once t ere ar ives the fir t
sti rings of he new aut mn breeze, he
oems will begi to shake hemselves
ge tly ntil their letters loos n
d
like leaves, an
they
start
to
float
down
then
[The missing letters from the tree have landed on the last line to form the phrase]
turntomushuponthegroun
[The final ‘d’ is floating down to complete the phrase.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3hptt3d3jvwahhnl3jvsycc2/bafkreicmofismc32qk26i4leqicdulf6ttgw45p33qtgjzvhfbi5mswgta@jpeg)
October 2, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Inspirakers!
Pinchly-punchit, firstly monthlode and whitelymost bunnyfloppers there.
Seasol of mistyfole and mellowy fruitlode - Greety-ho to Octoble!
Deep joy.
Seasol of mistyfole and mellowy fruitlode - Greety-ho to Octoble!
Deep joy.
October 1, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Pinchly-punchit, firstly monthlode and whitelymost bunnyfloppers there.
Seasol of mistyfole and mellowy fruitlode - Greety-ho to Octoble!
Deep joy.
Seasol of mistyfole and mellowy fruitlode - Greety-ho to Octoble!
Deep joy.