Altrincham Dry Cleaners
@altydrycleaners.bsky.social
Dry Cleaning | Laundry | Ironing | Curtains | Mon-Fri 9-5, Sat 9-2 | Collection/Delivery Book Online or Call 0161 926 8412. Not a meth lab.
@mrjamesob.bsky.social Remember this BJ nugget? “We're taking way the ancient, inalienable right of free-born people of the United Kingdom to go the pub.”
Lunacy.
Lunacy.
November 21, 2025 at 10:37 AM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social Remember this BJ nugget? “We're taking way the ancient, inalienable right of free-born people of the United Kingdom to go the pub.”
Lunacy.
Lunacy.
Nothing worse than finding out your favourite clothes are dry clean only, right?
*evil laugh, wink, etc.*
*evil laugh, wink, etc.*
November 20, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Nothing worse than finding out your favourite clothes are dry clean only, right?
*evil laugh, wink, etc.*
*evil laugh, wink, etc.*
@mrjamesob.bsky.social Bassist. Deaky.
November 18, 2025 at 11:15 AM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social Bassist. Deaky.
September 1, 2025 at 8:55 PM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social …lying washing machines: washing cycles presume they’ll reach set temperatures in set times. If feed water is colder or warmer, cycle time will be affected. Regards, etc.
July 3, 2025 at 11:56 AM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social …lying washing machines: washing cycles presume they’ll reach set temperatures in set times. If feed water is colder or warmer, cycle time will be affected. Regards, etc.
Well. Nova Twins were absolutely great. #glastonbury
June 28, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Well. Nova Twins were absolutely great. #glastonbury
Swung past the other place on the way here. You can't say anything, according to people saying anything. Anyway. Brew?
May 20, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Swung past the other place on the way here. You can't say anything, according to people saying anything. Anyway. Brew?
Matcha this, matcha that.
It's all too much.
It's all too much.
May 13, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Matcha this, matcha that.
It's all too much.
It's all too much.
Never leave a bookies with a smile on your face.
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
May 10, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Never leave a bookies with a smile on your face.
The thing is, Wilson Pickett’s version of Hey Jude is entirely superior to the original. It just is.
May 10, 2025 at 9:36 AM
The thing is, Wilson Pickett’s version of Hey Jude is entirely superior to the original. It just is.
We don’t talk about Shazam enough. Brilliant, isn’t it?
May 5, 2025 at 4:52 PM
We don’t talk about Shazam enough. Brilliant, isn’t it?
Things still aren’t normal at the “other place”. In case you were wondering.
May 4, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Things still aren’t normal at the “other place”. In case you were wondering.
“Now, I don’t normally do this, but…”
- Salespeople who TOTALLY normally do this.
- Salespeople who TOTALLY normally do this.
May 1, 2025 at 5:13 PM
“Now, I don’t normally do this, but…”
- Salespeople who TOTALLY normally do this.
- Salespeople who TOTALLY normally do this.
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Customer type: The Have-a-Go Haggler
- Can you do better than £10?
- Sure. How about £20?
- But that’s…
- Better.
- I meant cheaper.
- Ok. £5 and we’ll clean half of it?
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- £10 is fine.
- Can you do better than £10?
- Sure. How about £20?
- But that’s…
- Better.
- I meant cheaper.
- Ok. £5 and we’ll clean half of it?
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-
- £10 is fine.
November 29, 2024 at 10:37 PM
Customer type: The Have-a-Go Haggler
- Can you do better than £10?
- Sure. How about £20?
- But that’s…
- Better.
- I meant cheaper.
- Ok. £5 and we’ll clean half of it?
-
-
- £10 is fine.
- Can you do better than £10?
- Sure. How about £20?
- But that’s…
- Better.
- I meant cheaper.
- Ok. £5 and we’ll clean half of it?
-
-
- £10 is fine.
What MONSTER put the marathon a few days after Easter?
Having a crack at a big run around Manchester on 27th April, mates. Adding to the pressure by raising £ for Lifeshare, the city’s oldest charity working with the homeless and vulnerable.
Stick whatever you spare on it would you? That’d be brilliant. Thanks.
www.justgiving.com/page/conor-m...
Stick whatever you spare on it would you? That’d be brilliant. Thanks.
www.justgiving.com/page/conor-m...
Conor's Manchester Marathon fundraiser for Lifeshare
Help Conor Slevin raise money to support Lifeshare Ltd
www.justgiving.com
April 21, 2025 at 10:26 AM
What MONSTER put the marathon a few days after Easter?
Having a crack at a big run around Manchester on 27th April, mates. Adding to the pressure by raising £ for Lifeshare, the city’s oldest charity working with the homeless and vulnerable.
Stick whatever you spare on it would you? That’d be brilliant. Thanks.
www.justgiving.com/page/conor-m...
Stick whatever you spare on it would you? That’d be brilliant. Thanks.
www.justgiving.com/page/conor-m...
Conor's Manchester Marathon fundraiser for Lifeshare
Help Conor Slevin raise money to support Lifeshare Ltd
www.justgiving.com
April 14, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Having a crack at a big run around Manchester on 27th April, mates. Adding to the pressure by raising £ for Lifeshare, the city’s oldest charity working with the homeless and vulnerable.
Stick whatever you spare on it would you? That’d be brilliant. Thanks.
www.justgiving.com/page/conor-m...
Stick whatever you spare on it would you? That’d be brilliant. Thanks.
www.justgiving.com/page/conor-m...
Listen, if you've cut the care label out of your jumper cos it was a bit scratchy, don't get weird with us when we take a punt on a cleaning process and it goes south. Good morning.
April 3, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Listen, if you've cut the care label out of your jumper cos it was a bit scratchy, don't get weird with us when we take a punt on a cleaning process and it goes south. Good morning.
Looks like this tariffs nonsense is going to bump our “new brake pads on the van” news.
April 2, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Looks like this tariffs nonsense is going to bump our “new brake pads on the van” news.
Shoutout to all my neighbours who smiled and waved as I put the wrong bins out.
March 31, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Shoutout to all my neighbours who smiled and waved as I put the wrong bins out.
Those crime dramas ranked:
1) Love/Hate
(Massive gap)
2) This City is Ours
(Smaller gap)
3) Kin
1) Love/Hate
(Massive gap)
2) This City is Ours
(Smaller gap)
3) Kin
March 25, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Those crime dramas ranked:
1) Love/Hate
(Massive gap)
2) This City is Ours
(Smaller gap)
3) Kin
1) Love/Hate
(Massive gap)
2) This City is Ours
(Smaller gap)
3) Kin
March 25, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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March 25, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Watching that thing where Sean Bean doesn’t make it past the third episode.
No, the other thing.
No, the other thing.
Etc.
No, the other thing.
No, the other thing.
Etc.
March 25, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Watching that thing where Sean Bean doesn’t make it past the third episode.
No, the other thing.
No, the other thing.
Etc.
No, the other thing.
No, the other thing.
Etc.