Professor Stanley Unwin
@professorunwin.bsky.social
On a celestibole cloudy, with posthumole communicapers from the grale beyonder, whisperit worms of wisdy in the eardrobes there.
Therapeutymost!
Deep joy
Deep joy
The sound of the rain all year round 🌧️ 🎧 All recorded in real places. No loops or AI here.
Winter rain > bit.ly/LenRn156
Spring rain > bit.ly/LenFoD6
Summer rain > bit.ly/LenRainM
Autumn rain > bit.ly/LenRnAb
Winter rain > bit.ly/LenRn156
Spring rain > bit.ly/LenFoD6
Summer rain > bit.ly/LenRainM
Autumn rain > bit.ly/LenRnAb
November 26, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Therapeutymost!
Deep joy
Deep joy
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Buying #Christmas cards or presents?
Shop with small independents (like me) instead of the big high street names.
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk
Are you a small business? Reply with your link. Let's support each other this Christmas.
Shop with small independents (like me) instead of the big high street names.
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk
Are you a small business? Reply with your link. Let's support each other this Christmas.
November 21, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Buying #Christmas cards or presents?
Shop with small independents (like me) instead of the big high street names.
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk
Are you a small business? Reply with your link. Let's support each other this Christmas.
Shop with small independents (like me) instead of the big high street names.
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk
Are you a small business? Reply with your link. Let's support each other this Christmas.
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November 16, 2025 at 10:54 AM
I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here Come the Double Deckers
Hawaii Five-Oh No it’s Selwyn Froggat
Magnum PI Didn’t Know You Cared
Grange Hill Street Blues
The Jewel In the Crown Court
#TwoShowsInOne
Hawaii Five-Oh No it’s Selwyn Froggat
Magnum PI Didn’t Know You Cared
Grange Hill Street Blues
The Jewel In the Crown Court
#TwoShowsInOne
November 16, 2025 at 10:27 AM
I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here Come the Double Deckers
Hawaii Five-Oh No it’s Selwyn Froggat
Magnum PI Didn’t Know You Cared
Grange Hill Street Blues
The Jewel In the Crown Court
#TwoShowsInOne
Hawaii Five-Oh No it’s Selwyn Froggat
Magnum PI Didn’t Know You Cared
Grange Hill Street Blues
The Jewel In the Crown Court
#TwoShowsInOne
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On the subject of "illegal" immigration: I had this email from my cousin today. I also cannot imagine just casually going out the night before doing something so terrifying. It was their second attempt.
November 14, 2025 at 6:30 PM
On the subject of "illegal" immigration: I had this email from my cousin today. I also cannot imagine just casually going out the night before doing something so terrifying. It was their second attempt.
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What the husband @mjowen174.bsky.social says is true.
It’s been a bit quiet in my shop lately.
If you’re looking for #Christmas cards and gifts please have a look at my website.
gailmyerscough.co.uk
A repost would be lovely too.
It’s been a bit quiet in my shop lately.
If you’re looking for #Christmas cards and gifts please have a look at my website.
gailmyerscough.co.uk
A repost would be lovely too.
November 12, 2025 at 9:52 AM
What the husband @mjowen174.bsky.social says is true.
It’s been a bit quiet in my shop lately.
If you’re looking for #Christmas cards and gifts please have a look at my website.
gailmyerscough.co.uk
A repost would be lovely too.
It’s been a bit quiet in my shop lately.
If you’re looking for #Christmas cards and gifts please have a look at my website.
gailmyerscough.co.uk
A repost would be lovely too.
Hugelymost appreciale of Ellis Dollshouse (and other scribblit by @400footghost.bsky.social )
Deep joy.
Deep joy.
Fifteen cartoons about a bear who plays the guitar and that's the entire plot.
Let's have an episode of Ellis Dollshouse every morning at 08:00ish. Starting now:
November 13, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Hugelymost appreciale of Ellis Dollshouse (and other scribblit by @400footghost.bsky.social )
Deep joy.
Deep joy.
If I wanty to read extreel fascy and cruellymost posts from twittle, I wouldn’t have deletey my account there.
So many unfalollowits today.
Folly folly.
So many unfalollowits today.
Folly folly.
November 8, 2025 at 5:10 PM
If I wanty to read extreel fascy and cruellymost posts from twittle, I wouldn’t have deletey my account there.
So many unfalollowits today.
Folly folly.
So many unfalollowits today.
Folly folly.
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February 14, 2024 at 1:34 PM
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I’ve just launched my #Christmas Gift Guide
Here’s an offer that might tempt you to have a look
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk/christmas-gi...
Here’s an offer that might tempt you to have a look
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk/christmas-gi...
November 3, 2025 at 11:29 AM
I’ve just launched my #Christmas Gift Guide
Here’s an offer that might tempt you to have a look
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk/christmas-gi...
Here’s an offer that might tempt you to have a look
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk/christmas-gi...
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Not dismissing the overall problem, but you can subscribe to the labeller at @xblock.aendra.dev and hide Twitter screenshots. Which improves one aspect of things.
November 3, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Not dismissing the overall problem, but you can subscribe to the labeller at @xblock.aendra.dev and hide Twitter screenshots. Which improves one aspect of things.
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October 29, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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October 27, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Fiffly percenkers purchy taxlode on a newlymost brum’n’whooshit there?
Deep folly!
Deep folly!
Oct 1956: Zodiac Estate Car ad from Ford
(+Zodiac Convertible; Zodiac Saloon; Zephyr Convertible; Zephyr Estate Car; Zephyr Saloon; Consul Convertible; Consul Estate Car; Consul Saloon; Squire Estate Car; Escort Estate Car; Prefect; Anglia; and Popular)
«NOW, more than ever - it's FORD»
(+Zodiac Convertible; Zodiac Saloon; Zephyr Convertible; Zephyr Estate Car; Zephyr Saloon; Consul Convertible; Consul Estate Car; Consul Saloon; Squire Estate Car; Escort Estate Car; Prefect; Anglia; and Popular)
«NOW, more than ever - it's FORD»
October 26, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Fiffly percenkers purchy taxlode on a newlymost brum’n’whooshit there?
Deep folly!
Deep folly!
Yay. Priceless. The right column at the right time. And a gleefully English two fingers to the haters.
October 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Today has been one of those days where I haven’t sold anything in my online shop.
Have a look at my shop and please repost to spread the word. Thanks.
gailmyerscough.co.uk
Have a look at my shop and please repost to spread the word. Thanks.
gailmyerscough.co.uk
Gail Myerscough | Surface Pattern Designer & Illustrator | Manchester
Discover a world of bold and colourful prints, homewares and stationery by Gail Myerscough, a surface pattern designer and illustrator. Designed in Manchester, made in the UK.
gailmyerscough.co.uk
October 21, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Today has been one of those days where I haven’t sold anything in my online shop.
Have a look at my shop and please repost to spread the word. Thanks.
gailmyerscough.co.uk
Have a look at my shop and please repost to spread the word. Thanks.
gailmyerscough.co.uk
Begly pardlode?
Folly folly.
Folly folly.
At least Professor Stanley Unwin did it funnily.
kids teacher just sent this home as part of an assignment he's doing and i want to smash every computer at the school
October 15, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Begly pardlode?
Folly folly.
Folly folly.
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Don't forget Bowie's 1977 classic from his Berlin era
"Herpes"
"Herpes"
Change a letter, ruin a song.
Lazy Madonna
Smoke on the Wafer
Gove Story
Litter Sweet Symphony
A Shiter Shade of Pale
The Dinner Takes It All
Lazy Madonna
Smoke on the Wafer
Gove Story
Litter Sweet Symphony
A Shiter Shade of Pale
The Dinner Takes It All
It’s a Tin
October 14, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Don't forget Bowie's 1977 classic from his Berlin era
"Herpes"
"Herpes"
Change a letter, ruin a song.
Lazy Madonna
Smoke on the Wafer
Gove Story
Litter Sweet Symphony
A Shiter Shade of Pale
The Dinner Takes It All
Lazy Madonna
Smoke on the Wafer
Gove Story
Litter Sweet Symphony
A Shiter Shade of Pale
The Dinner Takes It All
It’s a Tin
Change a letter, ruin a song.
Breaking The Lav
Breaking The Lav
October 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Change a letter, ruin a song.
Lazy Madonna
Smoke on the Wafer
Gove Story
Litter Sweet Symphony
A Shiter Shade of Pale
The Dinner Takes It All
Lazy Madonna
Smoke on the Wafer
Gove Story
Litter Sweet Symphony
A Shiter Shade of Pale
The Dinner Takes It All
Unsolicited Dik Mik
October 11, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Unsolicited Dik Mik
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Really enjoyed One Battle-Axe After Another
October 11, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Really enjoyed One Battle-Axe After Another
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This paperback is out today!
How far would you go for what you believe?
How far would you go for what you believe?
October 9, 2025 at 5:48 AM
This paperback is out today!
How far would you go for what you believe?
How far would you go for what you believe?
Wiselymost worms.
See my pinned post, but the biggest "rip off" degrees are courses in things that are vocational or practical. Getting into tens of thousands of debt to saddle yourself with a qualification that limits your employment choices to what's written on your certificate is a scam that shouldn't be allowed.
October 8, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Wiselymost worms.
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Can’t decide what to buy on Prime Day?
Try: absolutely nothing, and then go support indie bookstores instead 📚
Try: absolutely nothing, and then go support indie bookstores instead 📚
October 7, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Can’t decide what to buy on Prime Day?
Try: absolutely nothing, and then go support indie bookstores instead 📚
Try: absolutely nothing, and then go support indie bookstores instead 📚