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be gay do crime use drugs eat veggies brush teeth call mom

Check out my political blog and join the fight for democracy 👇
https://blogs.mtdv.me/blog/posts/gpJ2GH1NUi
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eat ur friend's toast but ur enemy's toaster
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What does it mean if the holy water sizzles when it touches your skin?
April 17, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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absolutley not sorry about the amount of politics if you jerk it to me you should be concerned that i get to exist

lol

lmao even
April 17, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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tying a rope around my waist and walking into a walmart
April 11, 2025 at 5:13 PM
soon as i pay off my mortgage imma go on tour as post m'loan
April 11, 2025 at 7:13 PM
i ain't afraid of no ghosts either bro but any more than that would be spooky af
April 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Twinsies
April 4, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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i think you should be allowed to weigh your tits seperatley and subtract that weight from your body weight because titties should not count to your weight because everybody loves fat titties
April 4, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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If funny guys get hot women, what do funny women get?

Medium ugly with dick issues.
April 2, 2025 at 8:44 PM
"omg this looks fun!"

- a soon to be disappointed person
April 3, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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🎵 that’s me in the corner
that’s me drinkin’ hot sprite
trying to catch a pigeon
April 3, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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republican economists be like
April 3, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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If you mean like a barnacle-crusted rock at the bottom of the ocean floor that smells like a dead hooker’s pussy, then sure. I’m a catch.
April 2, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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"Can we somehow be a little quieter about this issue until we are back in the majority?"

By the time you figure out what the actual 'issue' is with you not having a majority, a lot of us will be dead, so no, we're not going to fucking shut up about it.
April 1, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Had to start a #gofundme to try and get some treatment/help for #ADHD / Autism, insanely pricey, but it has gotten to a stage in life where it has become crippling and I can no longer ignore it, but having chronic physical conditions makes working impossible.

gofund.me/655fc21a
#helpsky
#mutualaid
Donate to Fundraising official autism and adhd assesment for Kitti, organised by Kitti W
Hii I'm Kitti I’ve struggled my whole life with ADHD (and probably au… Kitti W needs your support for Fundraising official autism and adhd assesment for Kitti
gofund.me
April 1, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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hickory dickery dock,
I'm gonna suck your cock
April 1, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Taking my cadaver dog to the cemetery as a treat.
April 1, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Define your music taste in six artists:
1. Beastie boys
2. Kanye
3. Pixies
4. Elliot Smith
5. Neil diamond
6. Taylor swift
Define your music taste in six artists:
1. Seeming
2. HEALTH
3. Seabound
4. Deftones
5. Tobacco
6. Depeche Mode
define your music taste in six artists:

1. pixies
2. mclusky
3. nine inch nails
4. metric
5. mischief brew
6. rasputina
April 1, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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I like April fools because I finally have a legitimate reason to be suspicious of every person I encounter.
April 1, 2025 at 1:59 PM
jesus was super into cross fit and those abs were god's gift to mankind *bites fist*
April 1, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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berenstein berenstain it doesn't really matter how you spell it as long as you understand they are godless killing machines
March 30, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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With the almost certain resurgence of polio thanks to our criminally negligent administration, I'm pretty sure there is some pinhead silicon valley start-up bro right now dreaming about "disrupting" the iron lung vertical.

"It's like AirBNB for breathing"
March 31, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Today is Transgender Day of Visibility, and for a lot of people, that means either protesting or being otherwise vulnerable in the public eye.

I don't have that right now. Today, I'm just glad to be here. And I'm glad that you're still here too.
March 31, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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The modern world is full of marvel and wonder like for example we can send people into space, develop strong friendships with people via tiny electronic devices, and also I can get booze delivered to my door
March 31, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Hii! Happy #TDOV !

Today I'd like to show you two trans girls who are just minding their own buisness and just existing, reposts appreciated <3

#trans #transdayofvisibility #selfie
March 31, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Imagine living in a country where political leaders and the wealthy aren't immune to the law...
March 31, 2025 at 7:02 PM