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Second anniversary of our Apple TV’s spectacular attempt to understand me asking for “Hercule Poirot’s Christmas”
December 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Imagine a radiologist is using a cutting-edge AI tool to analyze your brain scan. The scan flags a problem in your "basilar ganglia." The problem is, there's no such thing.

Read more from @haydenfield.bsky.social: www.theverge.com/health/71804...
December 21, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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At the
November 14, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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This is what they took from you
November 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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The Japanese Mario 64 official strategy guide is an incredible thing. "Can we make little hand-made dioramas of all the levels?" "Sure, why the hell not."
October 3, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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September 27, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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Got my performance review.
September 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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sorry I somehow missed "without factoring in overhead". yeah man, that's how profits work. if you don't count 100% of your expenses, then it's easy to show profit
Look if you’re shaving pennies off dollars to run an AI podcast bot farm, one way to boost profits would be to have the operation run by Albanian teenagers and not a former Wondery executive.

www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...
September 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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OMG I had to email this NOAA researcher to be like, what's this .rex file things you're using, it's not documented anywhere, and he was like I named it after my dog Rex

Because the dog was big and the files were about big hurricanes
September 1, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
August 31, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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The only source for this is a press release from the AI company, so until there is independent confirmation, I would assume this is a made to story in order to make their AI sound more impressive
A lone cybercriminal used Anthropic's vibe-coding LLM to automate a massive spree that hacked and extorted 17 companies. It did almost everything for him: Scoped out who to hack and how, organized the hacked material, helped him decide how much to ask each company for and wrote his extortion emails.
A hacker used AI to automate an 'unprecedented' cybercrime spree, Anthropic says
The company behind the Claude chatbot said it caught a hacker using its chatbot to identify, hack and extort at least 17 companies.
www.nbcnews.com
August 27, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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WIFE: The new neighbors were kind enough to invite us to dinner. Please try to be normal.

ME: of course.

[later]

ME (using a fork to put a layer of butter between two potato chips): You know, buildings are really insects — their skeletons are on the outside to protect the teeming life within
August 23, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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trickery cleric | dnd pc commission (2022)
August 8, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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One of the twenty printmakers Printmakers interviewed for #ReframingWomenPrintmakers is Gail Brodholt, known for her fantastic depictions of London life.
August 3, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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shoutout to the lady on nextdoor who clearly meant to say that her 97 year old mother was "alive and kicking" but instead described her as "still kicking and screaming."
July 8, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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from the writer of GUY RITCHIES ALADDIN

GUY RITCHIES AMADEUS

Jason statham: name's salieri. famous fucker, me. until - *freeze frame and record scratch on mozart* this precocious prick plonked his arse at the piana fuckin forte
June 28, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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My partner & I were trying to ID a bird we heard while walking and the guy who had stopped his car to let us pass got out and was like "it's a frog, actually. Cope's Gray. I do frog surveys... Sorry" And then got in his car without a word and drove off. Absolute king
June 18, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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as is french open tradition, coco gauff and carlos alcaraz will now be ceremoniously married
June 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Bublik after his 6-1 7-5 6-0 loss to Jannik Sinner at Roland Garros

“I almost got him guys” 😭😭😭😭😭😭
June 4, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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June 1, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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hearing the foreman pull on the tail of the parrot steam whistle on friday afternoon before a 3 day weekend, i slide down the back of the brontosaurus i work on top of. the brontosaurus twitches its tail and i careen into a granite quarry pit, killing me instantly
May 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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I think that `expect.poll` is one of my favorite @vitest.dev features

⏰ Less fake timers mess
💾 Useful for Wide tests, waiting for DBs to "settle"
🏁 Wait for UI to be stable
🪄 ... you name it

What's your favorite Vitest feature?

(🎁 @playwright.dev has the same API 👯)

#testing #javascript
May 21, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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I need this
May 20, 2025 at 1:26 PM