Strawberry Thief
@strawberrythief.bsky.social
Cats, bats, bees and yarn. Follow the old ways and don’t use your real name or face online. I’m here because I love the mountain goats
Forget James Bond, I need a dozen more of these Benoit Blanc mysteries. I hope they do one on a train
December 15, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Forget James Bond, I need a dozen more of these Benoit Blanc mysteries. I hope they do one on a train
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A story of life...
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For 50 years, Rockalina the turtle lived on a kitchen floor. Now she has a new friend
The Oreo-sized baby turtle represents a turning point in Rockalina's recovery: Spending time with her own kind.
www.npr.org
December 12, 2025 at 2:31 PM
A story of life...
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I hate Claude so much
December 12, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I hate Claude so much
My fav thing about my coworkers continual reliance on Claude is spending so much of my time explaining that everything they just copy and pasted is wrong. The hallucinations are bonkers
December 12, 2025 at 9:19 PM
My fav thing about my coworkers continual reliance on Claude is spending so much of my time explaining that everything they just copy and pasted is wrong. The hallucinations are bonkers
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December 12, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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I am embarrassed to have an opinion about what a director I’ve only seen I think 3 movies by said on a podcast but every time I’ve ever seen Matthew Lillard in a movie I’ve enjoyed it; giving props to work you like rules over being catty and rude, & people who think catty and rude is good are bores
December 7, 2025 at 6:44 AM
I am embarrassed to have an opinion about what a director I’ve only seen I think 3 movies by said on a podcast but every time I’ve ever seen Matthew Lillard in a movie I’ve enjoyed it; giving props to work you like rules over being catty and rude, & people who think catty and rude is good are bores
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Had a dream last night that was the usual mess, but at the end, I was watching a giant polar bear walk toward me, carrying a volcano like a snailshell on its back.
“Welp,” I said to the person next to me, “that’s either a god or a Pokemon.”
“Welp,” I said to the person next to me, “that’s either a god or a Pokemon.”
December 7, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Had a dream last night that was the usual mess, but at the end, I was watching a giant polar bear walk toward me, carrying a volcano like a snailshell on its back.
“Welp,” I said to the person next to me, “that’s either a god or a Pokemon.”
“Welp,” I said to the person next to me, “that’s either a god or a Pokemon.”
I miss Joann’s
November 28, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I miss Joann’s
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all stanning of popes is necessarily conditional, the Church is the Church, but the man said AI won't stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God's creation so with all our conditions intact yes we stan
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
all stanning of popes is necessarily conditional, the Church is the Church, but the man said AI won't stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God's creation so with all our conditions intact yes we stan
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okay hold on i wanna hear where the mountain goats are going with this one
November 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
okay hold on i wanna hear where the mountain goats are going with this one
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A whale caught in crab nets is fighting for her life on the Oregon Coast near Yachats, with so many people rushing there before official help arrives at dawn. The whale is vocalizing distress, asking for help. It's devastating. We have to find a way to stop entanglements. Unconscionable.
November 16, 2025 at 12:06 PM
A whale caught in crab nets is fighting for her life on the Oregon Coast near Yachats, with so many people rushing there before official help arrives at dawn. The whale is vocalizing distress, asking for help. It's devastating. We have to find a way to stop entanglements. Unconscionable.
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me too, i can't believe the guy who just swam out there and cut the lines? looked like he was in damn blue jeans? even if this doesn't work that guy is a hero
November 16, 2025 at 1:41 PM
me too, i can't believe the guy who just swam out there and cut the lines? looked like he was in damn blue jeans? even if this doesn't work that guy is a hero
Nestlé worried AI will destroy world’s water supply before they do
Nestlé worried AI will destroy world’s water supply before they do
VEVEY, SWITZERLAND - Nestlé executives gathered from around the world to announce their grave concern regarding the impact that artificial intelligence’s water consumption will have on their own abili...
www.thebeaverton.com
November 15, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Overheard conversation between my boyfriend and Marcel last night:
BF: No, you can't touch my food with your paw.
Marcel: Mew.
BF: Why? I think you know why.
BF: No, you can't touch my food with your paw.
Marcel: Mew.
BF: Why? I think you know why.
November 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Overheard conversation between my boyfriend and Marcel last night:
BF: No, you can't touch my food with your paw.
Marcel: Mew.
BF: Why? I think you know why.
BF: No, you can't touch my food with your paw.
Marcel: Mew.
BF: Why? I think you know why.
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"people in cities hate farms and the rural way of life" wrong. People in cities hate leaf blowers
November 7, 2025 at 11:39 PM
"people in cities hate farms and the rural way of life" wrong. People in cities hate leaf blowers
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Ahh November. The beautiful time of year when one can transport 30,000 tonnes of iron ore across the Superior
November 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Ahh November. The beautiful time of year when one can transport 30,000 tonnes of iron ore across the Superior
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genuinely: it is fine and good for teenagers to go out trick-or-treating
let them enjoy their youth!
let them enjoy their youth!
November 1, 2025 at 12:33 AM
genuinely: it is fine and good for teenagers to go out trick-or-treating
let them enjoy their youth!
let them enjoy their youth!
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Why did we get rid of cars with enough headlights and replace it with two radiation demons
October 27, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Why did we get rid of cars with enough headlights and replace it with two radiation demons
Hell of a time to get to the Bell Riot episodes of DS9
October 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Hell of a time to get to the Bell Riot episodes of DS9
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Lil meowboy. Photo from my collection ca. 1950s.
October 26, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Lil meowboy. Photo from my collection ca. 1950s.
Happy “Internet relying on AWS is a mistake” day again to all whom celebrate
October 20, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I miss shoofly @workersforshoofly.bsky.social I will buy a cookbook, and/or do you take orders ?
October 14, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I miss shoofly @workersforshoofly.bsky.social I will buy a cookbook, and/or do you take orders ?
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not a single person DMed me that there was new shackleton expedition info and that's really making me pause and reflect on who i'm surrounding myself with
(www.nytimes.com/2025/10/06/s...)
(www.nytimes.com/2025/10/06/s...)
Wreck of Shackleton’s Endurance Tied to Culprit Other Than Ice
www.nytimes.com
October 6, 2025 at 10:19 PM
not a single person DMed me that there was new shackleton expedition info and that's really making me pause and reflect on who i'm surrounding myself with
(www.nytimes.com/2025/10/06/s...)
(www.nytimes.com/2025/10/06/s...)