II HANDS II HELLMOUTH✨
@stonearchabridged.bsky.social
A kinda cute, kinda hot, kinda sexy, hysterically funny but *not* funny looking guy that you *could* follow. 🏳️🌈
Your favorite dad’s favorite, thicker dad✨
|📍Minneapolis, MN | (he/him/himbo)| #NSFW🔞 |
| I post 🍆 & 🍑. IRL friends, you’ve been warned |
Your favorite dad’s favorite, thicker dad✨
|📍Minneapolis, MN | (he/him/himbo)| #NSFW🔞 |
| I post 🍆 & 🍑. IRL friends, you’ve been warned |
Pinned
post a thirst trap that made your notifications blow up on the bird app
BlueSky babes, don’t let me down ✨
BlueSky babes, don’t let me down ✨
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Bill Nye is short for William New Year's Eve
November 20, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Bill Nye is short for William New Year's Eve
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i hope this email finds you gooning.
November 12, 2025 at 4:03 PM
i hope this email finds you gooning.
Repost with your dick root🍆
November 20, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Repost with your dick root🍆
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It’s not like I regularly think about my own mortality out loud but I’m just nervous my funeral is gonna be so fucking lame.
November 20, 2025 at 9:44 PM
It’s not like I regularly think about my own mortality out loud but I’m just nervous my funeral is gonna be so fucking lame.
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Can’t stand a bitch that adds music to their insta post
(It’s me I’m bitch)
(It’s me I’m bitch)
November 20, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Can’t stand a bitch that adds music to their insta post
(It’s me I’m bitch)
(It’s me I’m bitch)
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Make out, make love, make a mess
October 25, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Make out, make love, make a mess
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you attract what you fear and i’m soooo scared of threesomes
November 20, 2025 at 1:53 AM
you attract what you fear and i’m soooo scared of threesomes
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We are all made of stars 🎵
#TimelessTuesday
#TimelessTuesday
November 18, 2025 at 11:24 PM
We are all made of stars 🎵
#TimelessTuesday
#TimelessTuesday
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Did you know my septum piercing matches my earrings
November 19, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Did you know my septum piercing matches my earrings
Good night and sweet dreams to all the cute people who live in dad’s phone…😴✨
Say it back. 🥺
Say it back. 🥺
November 19, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Good night and sweet dreams to all the cute people who live in dad’s phone…😴✨
Say it back. 🥺
Say it back. 🥺
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Idk Black Friday isn’t what it used to be. Remember Door Busters? Remember getting up at 4 am to stand outside Circuit City ready to trample anyone who tried to get between you and that third season of Buffy DVD box set for $14.99???
November 18, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Idk Black Friday isn’t what it used to be. Remember Door Busters? Remember getting up at 4 am to stand outside Circuit City ready to trample anyone who tried to get between you and that third season of Buffy DVD box set for $14.99???
November 17, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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- the “damn it feels like 10pm and it’s only 5” to waking up at actual 10pm and wondering what the hell happened pipeline.
November 17, 2025 at 6:07 AM
- the “damn it feels like 10pm and it’s only 5” to waking up at actual 10pm and wondering what the hell happened pipeline.
Par for the course 🙂↕️
November 17, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Par for the course 🙂↕️
🚨 Hotel selfie thread! Share your hottest hotel pics!
November 17, 2025 at 12:02 AM
🚨 Hotel selfie thread! Share your hottest hotel pics!
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don’t have a single responsibility for the day
November 15, 2025 at 6:51 PM
don’t have a single responsibility for the day
STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
November 15, 2025 at 8:27 AM
STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
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Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
November 15, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
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Handling business
November 14, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Handling business
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Them: you better not be a cunty grandfather clock when I get there.
Me:
Me:
Just becuase I downloaded a document doesn't mean I want to open it Adobe!
November 14, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Them: you better not be a cunty grandfather clock when I get there.
Me:
Me:
What the hell…dad’s feeling a little spicy on this #FatCockFriday I just need to bury this in someone’s son. 😈
#FCF #FDF #FatDickFriday #ShowerStroke #NSFW
#FCF #FDF #FatDickFriday #ShowerStroke #NSFW
November 14, 2025 at 11:01 PM
What the hell…dad’s feeling a little spicy on this #FatCockFriday I just need to bury this in someone’s son. 😈
#FCF #FDF #FatDickFriday #ShowerStroke #NSFW
#FCF #FDF #FatDickFriday #ShowerStroke #NSFW
Someone’s gonna have to rewrite their BSKY bio 🫠
I said to many people that I would give my left tit for a remix of Raye’s WHERE IS MY HUSBAND! and apparently it’s coming tomorrow so now whom do I have to give my left tit to????
November 14, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Someone’s gonna have to rewrite their BSKY bio 🫠
I’ve missed several #MonochromeMonday posts, so I’ll make it up to you with a B&W #FatCockFriday with a *peek* of tiddie as a treat for your viewing pleasure✨
Who wants to see a video of dad stroking this morning in the shower? 💦
#FCF #FDF #FatDickFriday #NSFW
Who wants to see a video of dad stroking this morning in the shower? 💦
#FCF #FDF #FatDickFriday #NSFW
November 14, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I’ve missed several #MonochromeMonday posts, so I’ll make it up to you with a B&W #FatCockFriday with a *peek* of tiddie as a treat for your viewing pleasure✨
Who wants to see a video of dad stroking this morning in the shower? 💦
#FCF #FDF #FatDickFriday #NSFW
Who wants to see a video of dad stroking this morning in the shower? 💦
#FCF #FDF #FatDickFriday #NSFW