II HANDS II HELLMOUTH✨
@stonearchabridged.bsky.social
A kinda cute, kinda hot, kinda sexy, hysterically funny but *not* funny looking guy that you *could* follow. 🏳️🌈
Your favorite dad’s favorite, thicker dad✨
|📍Minneapolis, MN | (he/him/himbo)| #NSFW🔞 |
| I post 🍆 & 🍑 IRL friends, you’ve been warned |
Your favorite dad’s favorite, thicker dad✨
|📍Minneapolis, MN | (he/him/himbo)| #NSFW🔞 |
| I post 🍆 & 🍑 IRL friends, you’ve been warned |
If you need me, I’ll just be hanging in the LAX Delta Sky Club with my dear friend, actor Damian Young✨
#Ozark #HouseOfCards #TheComeback
#Ozark #HouseOfCards #TheComeback
December 9, 2025 at 9:12 PM
If you need me, I’ll just be hanging in the LAX Delta Sky Club with my dear friend, actor Damian Young✨
#Ozark #HouseOfCards #TheComeback
#Ozark #HouseOfCards #TheComeback
Saw this in theaters tonight and it was such a fun ride. Will definitely be watching again once it’s out on streaming later this month!
December 6, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Saw this in theaters tonight and it was such a fun ride. Will definitely be watching again once it’s out on streaming later this month!
Happy #TummyTuesday from your favorite dad’s favorite, thicker dad…✨
Snowfall + 19° weather in Minneapolis…who’s coming to warm me up? 🥺
Snowfall + 19° weather in Minneapolis…who’s coming to warm me up? 🥺
December 2, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Happy #TummyTuesday from your favorite dad’s favorite, thicker dad…✨
Snowfall + 19° weather in Minneapolis…who’s coming to warm me up? 🥺
Snowfall + 19° weather in Minneapolis…who’s coming to warm me up? 🥺
You really are
December 1, 2025 at 3:06 PM
You really are
or “I’m open” like bitch, PLEASE gtf off my phone or put *some* effort into this exhausting courtship before I lose interest—
November 26, 2025 at 12:42 AM
or “I’m open” like bitch, PLEASE gtf off my phone or put *some* effort into this exhausting courtship before I lose interest—
Like, finally *someone* says it—
November 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Like, finally *someone* says it—
Finally someone put it into words!!
“What’s your type” girl idk I just know when someone isn’t the vibe and I just go with it—
“What’s your type” girl idk I just know when someone isn’t the vibe and I just go with it—
November 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Finally someone put it into words!!
“What’s your type” girl idk I just know when someone isn’t the vibe and I just go with it—
“What’s your type” girl idk I just know when someone isn’t the vibe and I just go with it—
Jamie, please—
November 25, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Jamie, please—
Repost with your dick root🍆
November 20, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Repost with your dick root🍆
My mom was right…it’s because if this damn phone—
November 20, 2025 at 11:02 AM
My mom was right…it’s because if this damn phone—
Good night and sweet dreams to all the cute people who live in dad’s phone…😴✨
Say it back. 🥺
Say it back. 🥺
November 19, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Good night and sweet dreams to all the cute people who live in dad’s phone…😴✨
Say it back. 🥺
Say it back. 🥺
November 17, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Par for the course 🙂↕️
November 17, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Par for the course 🙂↕️
🚨 Hotel selfie thread! Share your hottest hotel pics!
November 17, 2025 at 12:02 AM
🚨 Hotel selfie thread! Share your hottest hotel pics!
STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
November 15, 2025 at 8:27 AM
STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
What the hell…dad’s feeling a little spicy on this #FatCockFriday I just need to bury this in someone’s son. 😈
#FCF #FDF #FatDickFriday #ShowerStroke #NSFW
#FCF #FDF #FatDickFriday #ShowerStroke #NSFW
November 14, 2025 at 11:01 PM
What the hell…dad’s feeling a little spicy on this #FatCockFriday I just need to bury this in someone’s son. 😈
#FCF #FDF #FatDickFriday #ShowerStroke #NSFW
#FCF #FDF #FatDickFriday #ShowerStroke #NSFW
I’ve missed several #MonochromeMonday posts, so I’ll make it up to you with a B&W #FatCockFriday with a *peek* of tiddie as a treat for your viewing pleasure✨
Who wants to see a video of dad stroking this morning in the shower? 💦
#FCF #FDF #FatDickFriday #NSFW
Who wants to see a video of dad stroking this morning in the shower? 💦
#FCF #FDF #FatDickFriday #NSFW
November 14, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I’ve missed several #MonochromeMonday posts, so I’ll make it up to you with a B&W #FatCockFriday with a *peek* of tiddie as a treat for your viewing pleasure✨
Who wants to see a video of dad stroking this morning in the shower? 💦
#FCF #FDF #FatDickFriday #NSFW
Who wants to see a video of dad stroking this morning in the shower? 💦
#FCF #FDF #FatDickFriday #NSFW
Aurora Borealis II: Electric Boogaloo didn’t disappoint…✨🔭
Stargazing with my favorite sub cutie made for a great end to the day.
Stargazing with my favorite sub cutie made for a great end to the day.
November 13, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Aurora Borealis II: Electric Boogaloo didn’t disappoint…✨🔭
Stargazing with my favorite sub cutie made for a great end to the day.
Stargazing with my favorite sub cutie made for a great end to the day.
Happy #HumpDay from your favorite dad’s favorite, thicker dad…🍑
Coming into the office after getting these cheeks clapped twice last night?? It’s more likely than you think.✨
Coming into the office after getting these cheeks clapped twice last night?? It’s more likely than you think.✨
November 12, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Happy #HumpDay from your favorite dad’s favorite, thicker dad…🍑
Coming into the office after getting these cheeks clapped twice last night?? It’s more likely than you think.✨
Coming into the office after getting these cheeks clapped twice last night?? It’s more likely than you think.✨
This solar storm better give me super powers…✨
November 12, 2025 at 6:00 AM
This solar storm better give me super powers…✨
SO much fun! Also, @blitzthepup.bsky.social is my favorite matinee movie partner. 😊
November 11, 2025 at 10:50 PM
SO much fun! Also, @blitzthepup.bsky.social is my favorite matinee movie partner. 😊
Enjoying pizza and a glass of cava after a friend just fucked the Sonic™️ rings out of me??
Now, that’s a Sunday evening well-spent. 🙂↕️
Now, that’s a Sunday evening well-spent. 🙂↕️
November 10, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Enjoying pizza and a glass of cava after a friend just fucked the Sonic™️ rings out of me??
Now, that’s a Sunday evening well-spent. 🙂↕️
Now, that’s a Sunday evening well-spent. 🙂↕️