I'm not cooling down anytime soon, so take me heated or let me simmer
November 11, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I'm not cooling down anytime soon, so take me heated or let me simmer
Just made some seasoned meat who wants some
November 11, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Just made some seasoned meat who wants some
Going to the dentist is soooo relaxing
November 11, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Going to the dentist is soooo relaxing
In a strange turn of events, I'm kinda loving the early nights this year. I'll be like "ugh surely it's 11 PM," but then it's actually 7!!
November 11, 2025 at 3:11 AM
In a strange turn of events, I'm kinda loving the early nights this year. I'll be like "ugh surely it's 11 PM," but then it's actually 7!!
Starting to really fucking hate dumbbells
November 11, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Starting to really fucking hate dumbbells
World's luckiest stupidhead
November 10, 2025 at 9:00 PM
World's luckiest stupidhead
Reposted by Jorge Caldera
🚦 THIS IS A CHECKPOINT 🚦
Take a huge breath & hold it in for 7 seconds while you think something nice about yourself then exhale slowly bye
Take a huge breath & hold it in for 7 seconds while you think something nice about yourself then exhale slowly bye
November 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
🚦 THIS IS A CHECKPOINT 🚦
Take a huge breath & hold it in for 7 seconds while you think something nice about yourself then exhale slowly bye
Take a huge breath & hold it in for 7 seconds while you think something nice about yourself then exhale slowly bye
There's something a bit masochistic about love, isn't there?
November 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
There's something a bit masochistic about love, isn't there?
Sorry but I just can't follow back if a profile is just retweets of news orgs and political commentators.....like, are you a real person?
November 10, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Sorry but I just can't follow back if a profile is just retweets of news orgs and political commentators.....like, are you a real person?
Locked in, latched on, and fully loaded
November 9, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Locked in, latched on, and fully loaded
Me when I let @itsfantasybanks.bsky.social surprise me with a random cocktail
some things are better left to fantasy
November 9, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Me when I let @itsfantasybanks.bsky.social surprise me with a random cocktail
We need to invent a word like weaboo for people obsessed with Latin culture, Latinos, and learning Spanish
November 9, 2025 at 5:03 AM
We need to invent a word like weaboo for people obsessed with Latin culture, Latinos, and learning Spanish
You'll never see what I see, and there's something beautiful about that
November 8, 2025 at 11:56 PM
You'll never see what I see, and there's something beautiful about that
Alphabet is such a curious name for letters because imagine if numbers were called the Onetwo
November 8, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Alphabet is such a curious name for letters because imagine if numbers were called the Onetwo
Like the deserts miss the rain
November 7, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Like the deserts miss the rain
correcting my mood by putting JT on
November 7, 2025 at 9:34 PM
correcting my mood by putting JT on
Woah I didn't know you talked like that
November 7, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Woah I didn't know you talked like that
News to me that anyone was listening to SWAG by Justin Bieber
November 7, 2025 at 5:31 PM
News to me that anyone was listening to SWAG by Justin Bieber
Clocking into the shirtless bathroom selfie factory
November 7, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Clocking into the shirtless bathroom selfie factory
Quote with a 10/10 album
November 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Quote with a 10/10 album
I caught up on Bake Off, but why did [redacted] get voted off? Surely it should have been [redacted].....even though I loved him
November 7, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I caught up on Bake Off, but why did [redacted] get voted off? Surely it should have been [redacted].....even though I loved him
Noooo you're too beautiful to be employed
November 6, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Noooo you're too beautiful to be employed
All the good news this week is powering my workout
November 6, 2025 at 4:40 PM
All the good news this week is powering my workout
Why the hell are they giving the delivery robots ethnic names... that running refrigerator should not be named Rashad!!
November 6, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Why the hell are they giving the delivery robots ethnic names... that running refrigerator should not be named Rashad!!