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Gay bears posting AI slop versions of themselves could actually get me to delete Instagram
February 8, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Gay bears posting AI slop versions of themselves could actually get me to delete Instagram
Well, maybe I’m the faggot America
February 8, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Well, maybe I’m the faggot America
And if I still said crown Kenya Pleaser what then
February 7, 2026 at 5:11 AM
And if I still said crown Kenya Pleaser what then
Me and @emilioemm.com leaving the office to get chipotle
February 7, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Me and @emilioemm.com leaving the office to get chipotle
Yes I’m turning on MTV 10 min before the new ep so I can watch last weeks lip sync again
February 7, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Yes I’m turning on MTV 10 min before the new ep so I can watch last weeks lip sync again
What’s that app yall use to track your workouts
February 6, 2026 at 11:24 PM
What’s that app yall use to track your workouts
Does anyone else wear a jockstrap when traveling or just me
February 6, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Does anyone else wear a jockstrap when traveling or just me
Bitch I got an executive suite!!! Time to take some mediocre nudes!!!!
February 6, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Bitch I got an executive suite!!! Time to take some mediocre nudes!!!!
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1. It was not an accident.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
February 6, 2026 at 5:42 PM
1. It was not an accident.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
Me: DtMF by Bad Bunny is so nostalgic and sad, he must be a water sign (but not a Scorpio.)
*googles his birthday*
He’s a Pisces lmaoooo
*googles his birthday*
He’s a Pisces lmaoooo
February 6, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Me: DtMF by Bad Bunny is so nostalgic and sad, he must be a water sign (but not a Scorpio.)
*googles his birthday*
He’s a Pisces lmaoooo
*googles his birthday*
He’s a Pisces lmaoooo
When I say I have a daily gratitude practice I mean that every morning I wake up and thank god I’m not Meghan McCain
February 6, 2026 at 4:00 PM
When I say I have a daily gratitude practice I mean that every morning I wake up and thank god I’m not Meghan McCain
You can call out the president without resharing that racist image and further traumatizing black people during Black History Month.
February 6, 2026 at 2:56 PM
You can call out the president without resharing that racist image and further traumatizing black people during Black History Month.
This is the busiest I’ve seen O’hare in years. Where is everyone GOING 😩
February 6, 2026 at 1:55 PM
This is the busiest I’ve seen O’hare in years. Where is everyone GOING 😩
If you’re not eating the ass after you breed it, you’re only getting HALF the story
February 4, 2026 at 10:50 PM
If you’re not eating the ass after you breed it, you’re only getting HALF the story
Coming out as a person willing to be in town for open couples. DMs open, serious inquiries only.
February 4, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Coming out as a person willing to be in town for open couples. DMs open, serious inquiries only.
Wait you guys @potatuhdaddy.bsky.social just reminded me UK VS The World s3 is on tonight
February 4, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Wait you guys @potatuhdaddy.bsky.social just reminded me UK VS The World s3 is on tonight
Our meeting planner messaged me on teams to let me know the venue for our conference has Dr. Pepper.
a baby is crying while sitting in a crowd of people watching a game .
ALT: a baby is crying while sitting in a crowd of people watching a game .
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February 3, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Our meeting planner messaged me on teams to let me know the venue for our conference has Dr. Pepper.
My boss is planning a team dinner before our conference kicks off next weekend and she said “btw if you have like a drag race thing, you totally don’t have to go” LMAO
February 2, 2026 at 8:50 PM
My boss is planning a team dinner before our conference kicks off next weekend and she said “btw if you have like a drag race thing, you totally don’t have to go” LMAO
My sister finding out my parents were adopting another child
February 2, 2026 at 5:06 PM
My sister finding out my parents were adopting another child
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Less groundhog, more pound hog
February 2, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Less groundhog, more pound hog
PETA denounced Gaga for wearing feathers tonight and people in the comments are defending her because it’s vintage Alexander McQueen 😭😭
February 2, 2026 at 3:22 AM
PETA denounced Gaga for wearing feathers tonight and people in the comments are defending her because it’s vintage Alexander McQueen 😭😭
The head of y’alls dicks during locktober
February 2, 2026 at 2:53 AM
The head of y’alls dicks during locktober
Nikki Glaser looks incredible
February 2, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Nikki Glaser looks incredible
Fine I’ll put my Mayhem Ball tour hoodie on
February 2, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Fine I’ll put my Mayhem Ball tour hoodie on