daresaypj
@daresaypj.bsky.social
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This is a joke, dont get me fired π
January 7, 2026 at 7:47 PM
This is a joke, dont get me fired π
girl I was his gig π
January 7, 2026 at 7:21 PM
girl I was his gig π
no one tell my boss that the 20min block on my calendar this morning was to get sucked off by some uncut Latino in a bathroom handicap stall π€«
January 7, 2026 at 7:15 PM
no one tell my boss that the 20min block on my calendar this morning was to get sucked off by some uncut Latino in a bathroom handicap stall π€«
Ok but fr this time. A thousand likes on this post and Iβll get this tattoo πββοΈ
January 7, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Ok but fr this time. A thousand likes on this post and Iβll get this tattoo πββοΈ
NEED to go to a Cheesecake Factory soon
January 7, 2026 at 12:36 AM
NEED to go to a Cheesecake Factory soon
Thatβs enlightenment
January 6, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Thatβs enlightenment
Havent had a beard since high school, but I hope sheβs doing well.
January 6, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Havent had a beard since high school, but I hope sheβs doing well.
Iβm locking in babe!
January 6, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Iβm locking in babe!
Locked in. Are you locked in? If not, you gotta lock in because itβs time to lock in.
January 6, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Locked in. Are you locked in? If not, you gotta lock in because itβs time to lock in.
Gm Happy Tuesday Mitch
January 6, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Gm Happy Tuesday Mitch
Iβd smash them all
January 6, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Iβd smash them all
Locked in. πββοΈ
January 5, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Locked in. πββοΈ