ryan seekrest
@crocshudson.bsky.social
Iona Hildebrandt, Local Pageant Winner, 1945
Okay, so you’ve got rad pits.
That does impress me much.
That does impress me much.
November 14, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Okay, so you’ve got rad pits.
That does impress me much.
That does impress me much.
I need to get out of this rubber coat
November 13, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I need to get out of this rubber coat
just got out of therapy
November 13, 2025 at 7:02 PM
just got out of therapy
a Bowser belly prompt has hit the instagram stories
November 13, 2025 at 5:17 PM
a Bowser belly prompt has hit the instagram stories
Started making it. Had a breakdown. Bon appétit.
November 13, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Started making it. Had a breakdown. Bon appétit.
Revisiting this S-tier album this morning
November 13, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Revisiting this S-tier album this morning
spinach salad but it’s all stems
November 13, 2025 at 2:48 AM
spinach salad but it’s all stems
It's the midnight sun-kissed skin under the red sky
Layin' on your chest like this
Layin' on your chest like this
a woman in a pink dress is dancing in a club with her arms in the air .
ALT: a woman in a pink dress is dancing in a club with her arms in the air .
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 1:02 AM
It's the midnight sun-kissed skin under the red sky
Layin' on your chest like this
Layin' on your chest like this
Spent $45 on a new stainless steel water bottle
November 13, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Spent $45 on a new stainless steel water bottle
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BLANCHE: Apparently wealthy men wrote to complain about how hard it is to seduce teenage girls. I also had good taste at a tender age.
DOROTHY: Men are lizards.
ROSE: We had a teacher like that in St Olaf. Mister Lindberg. He had to leave after he fell down the same flight of stairs six times.
DOROTHY: Men are lizards.
ROSE: We had a teacher like that in St Olaf. Mister Lindberg. He had to leave after he fell down the same flight of stairs six times.
November 12, 2025 at 11:37 PM
BLANCHE: Apparently wealthy men wrote to complain about how hard it is to seduce teenage girls. I also had good taste at a tender age.
DOROTHY: Men are lizards.
ROSE: We had a teacher like that in St Olaf. Mister Lindberg. He had to leave after he fell down the same flight of stairs six times.
DOROTHY: Men are lizards.
ROSE: We had a teacher like that in St Olaf. Mister Lindberg. He had to leave after he fell down the same flight of stairs six times.
Obtuse and acute angles:
I DO NOT BELIEVE SIDES DESERVE RIGHTS!
November 12, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Obtuse and acute angles:
I know it’s just dopamine
November 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I know it’s just dopamine
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Mio Cristo
piange diamante
Piange, piange diamante
Mio Cristo in diamante
piange diamante
Piange, piange diamante
Mio Cristo in diamante
November 7, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Mio Cristo
piange diamante
Piange, piange diamante
Mio Cristo in diamante
piange diamante
Piange, piange diamante
Mio Cristo in diamante
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I wrote about 'The Chair Company' and how nothing works the way it's supposed to anymore:
'The Chair Company' Is a Masterful Thriller for the Age of Enshittification
'The Chair Company' starring Tim Robinson centers on a man whose life is falling apart through phone calls, emails, and other tech-led glitches.
www.rollingstone.com
November 12, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I wrote about 'The Chair Company' and how nothing works the way it's supposed to anymore:
Well I thought it was fun. I liked the beat. So…
November 12, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Well I thought it was fun. I liked the beat. So…
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how i thought wealthy, powerful people write emails:
“Pending a concurrent resolution setting forth the congressional budget for fiscal year 2025, I approve of these earmarks. Your attention to this matter is appreciated.”
how they actually write emails:
“tUmmy horts. tell J im no make it”
“Pending a concurrent resolution setting forth the congressional budget for fiscal year 2025, I approve of these earmarks. Your attention to this matter is appreciated.”
how they actually write emails:
“tUmmy horts. tell J im no make it”
November 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
how i thought wealthy, powerful people write emails:
“Pending a concurrent resolution setting forth the congressional budget for fiscal year 2025, I approve of these earmarks. Your attention to this matter is appreciated.”
how they actually write emails:
“tUmmy horts. tell J im no make it”
“Pending a concurrent resolution setting forth the congressional budget for fiscal year 2025, I approve of these earmarks. Your attention to this matter is appreciated.”
how they actually write emails:
“tUmmy horts. tell J im no make it”
Crash (1996)
Crash (2004)
Wedding Crashers (twice)
Crash (2004)
Wedding Crashers (twice)
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
nyti.ms
November 12, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Crash (1996)
Crash (2004)
Wedding Crashers (twice)
Crash (2004)
Wedding Crashers (twice)
Quickest block of my life
November 12, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Quickest block of my life
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Beards: something no American warriors have sported while decimating an enemy.
November 12, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Beards: something no American warriors have sported while decimating an enemy.
Los Javis have separated 😢
November 12, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Los Javis have separated 😢
Almost left the house without taking my crazy pills!!!
November 12, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Almost left the house without taking my crazy pills!!!
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It is an absolute moral failing that the American public elected this man. How is this man still in the White House?
November 12, 2025 at 2:21 PM
It is an absolute moral failing that the American public elected this man. How is this man still in the White House?
When Ellie Goulding said, “anything could happen.” I felt that.
November 12, 2025 at 4:03 AM
When Ellie Goulding said, “anything could happen.” I felt that.