II HANDS II HELLMOUTH✨
@stonearchabridged.bsky.social
A kinda cute, kinda hot, kinda sexy, hysterically funny but *not* funny looking guy that you *could* follow. 🏳️🌈
Your favorite dad’s favorite, thicker dad✨
|📍Minneapolis, MN | (he/him/himbo)| #NSFW🔞 |
| I post 🍆 & 🍑 IRL friends, you’ve been warned |
Your favorite dad’s favorite, thicker dad✨
|📍Minneapolis, MN | (he/him/himbo)| #NSFW🔞 |
| I post 🍆 & 🍑 IRL friends, you’ve been warned |
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post a thirst trap that made your notifications blow up on the bird app
BlueSky babes, don’t let me down ✨
BlueSky babes, don’t let me down ✨
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black mothers. 🤭
I hate when someone knows they owe you an apology but instead they just try and be extra nice to you…wtf
January 6, 2026 at 3:54 PM
black mothers. 🤭
survived my first day back at work since December 10, please clap 😩
January 6, 2026 at 12:05 AM
survived my first day back at work since December 10, please clap 😩
my records???? girl they’re ON!!
January 5, 2026 at 10:40 PM
my records???? girl they’re ON!!
me when I’m looking to buy a new rug
December 30, 2025 at 1:40 AM
me when I’m looking to buy a new rug
Bicep thread 💪🏿
December 28, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Bicep thread 💪🏿
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See you on the dancefloor
December 28, 2025 at 12:23 AM
See you on the dancefloor
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All of us now that #heatedrivalry is over 🥺
December 27, 2025 at 4:23 PM
All of us now that #heatedrivalry is over 🥺
I wasn’t prepared for #TheCottage 😭
December 26, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I wasn’t prepared for #TheCottage 😭
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Happy Day at the Cottage to all who celebrate!
December 25, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Happy Day at the Cottage to all who celebrate!
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THIS is the cottage we’re going to??!??! #HeatedRivalry
December 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
THIS is the cottage we’re going to??!??! #HeatedRivalry
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This is a pit stop, reskeet your pits 😈
November 15, 2024 at 3:28 PM
This is a pit stop, reskeet your pits 😈
My friend’s semi-monthly sex & social party is where I get to re-certify the “vers” in “vers bottom.” 😉
Topped four good boys, ate three perky 🍑’s, got fucked by two talented tops, and fed one hearty load to the Good Boy™️ sub said friend and I are training together. 😮💨
Happy (Ethical) Slut Sunday!
Topped four good boys, ate three perky 🍑’s, got fucked by two talented tops, and fed one hearty load to the Good Boy™️ sub said friend and I are training together. 😮💨
Happy (Ethical) Slut Sunday!
December 21, 2025 at 9:47 PM
My friend’s semi-monthly sex & social party is where I get to re-certify the “vers” in “vers bottom.” 😉
Topped four good boys, ate three perky 🍑’s, got fucked by two talented tops, and fed one hearty load to the Good Boy™️ sub said friend and I are training together. 😮💨
Happy (Ethical) Slut Sunday!
Topped four good boys, ate three perky 🍑’s, got fucked by two talented tops, and fed one hearty load to the Good Boy™️ sub said friend and I are training together. 😮💨
Happy (Ethical) Slut Sunday!
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“I’m coming to the cottage” #HeatedRivalry
a woman screams in front of a sign that says titans
ALT: a woman screams in front of a sign that says titans
media.tenor.com
December 19, 2025 at 5:57 PM
“I’m coming to the cottage” #HeatedRivalry
Being a total top and not eating ass is cowardly behavior, but being a *side* who doesn’t eat ass?????? Abysmal.
December 17, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Being a total top and not eating ass is cowardly behavior, but being a *side* who doesn’t eat ass?????? Abysmal.
Me debriefing with my boyfriend after we both got lucky after our dates tonight✨
Poly life is genuinely so lovely…💕
Poly life is genuinely so lovely…💕
December 15, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Me debriefing with my boyfriend after we both got lucky after our dates tonight✨
Poly life is genuinely so lovely…💕
Poly life is genuinely so lovely…💕
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quote this post with your four best pics of 2025 pls and thanku x
December 15, 2025 at 6:04 AM
quote this post with your four best pics of 2025 pls and thanku x
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too true, bestie👾✨
March 11, 2025 at 7:36 PM
too true, bestie👾✨
If you need me, I’ll just be hanging in the LAX Delta Sky Club with my dear friend, actor Damian Young✨
#Ozark #HouseOfCards #TheComeback
#Ozark #HouseOfCards #TheComeback
December 9, 2025 at 9:12 PM
If you need me, I’ll just be hanging in the LAX Delta Sky Club with my dear friend, actor Damian Young✨
#Ozark #HouseOfCards #TheComeback
#Ozark #HouseOfCards #TheComeback
Saw this in theaters tonight and it was such a fun ride. Will definitely be watching again once it’s out on streaming later this month!
December 6, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Saw this in theaters tonight and it was such a fun ride. Will definitely be watching again once it’s out on streaming later this month!
Happy #TummyTuesday from your favorite dad’s favorite, thicker dad…✨
Snowfall + 19° weather in Minneapolis…who’s coming to warm me up? 🥺
Snowfall + 19° weather in Minneapolis…who’s coming to warm me up? 🥺
December 2, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Happy #TummyTuesday from your favorite dad’s favorite, thicker dad…✨
Snowfall + 19° weather in Minneapolis…who’s coming to warm me up? 🥺
Snowfall + 19° weather in Minneapolis…who’s coming to warm me up? 🥺
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Uma Thurman and Chris O’Donnell in Batman & Robin made this then 13 year old VERY confused and excited. 😜
December 2, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Uma Thurman and Chris O’Donnell in Batman & Robin made this then 13 year old VERY confused and excited. 😜
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Normal person’s brain: stock market, budgets, meal planning, politics, climate change
My brain: what if we remade Dreamgirls and The Hunger Games, but swapped Effies and said nothing
My brain: what if we remade Dreamgirls and The Hunger Games, but swapped Effies and said nothing
November 26, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Normal person’s brain: stock market, budgets, meal planning, politics, climate change
My brain: what if we remade Dreamgirls and The Hunger Games, but swapped Effies and said nothing
My brain: what if we remade Dreamgirls and The Hunger Games, but swapped Effies and said nothing