II HANDS II HELLMOUTH✨
@stonearchabridged.bsky.social
A kinda cute, kinda hot, kinda sexy, hysterically funny but *not* funny looking guy that you *could* follow. 🏳️🌈
Your favorite dad’s favorite, thicker dad✨
|📍Minneapolis, MN | (he/him/himbo)| #NSFW🔞 |
| I post 🍆 & 🍑. IRL friends, you’ve been warned |
Your favorite dad’s favorite, thicker dad✨
|📍Minneapolis, MN | (he/him/himbo)| #NSFW🔞 |
| I post 🍆 & 🍑. IRL friends, you’ve been warned |
Pinned
post a thirst trap that made your notifications blow up on the bird app
BlueSky babes, don’t let me down ✨
BlueSky babes, don’t let me down ✨
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Fall is the best time of the year🍁🍂
November 10, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Fall is the best time of the year🍁🍂
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I'm just a f*aguette in grey sweatpants
November 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I'm just a f*aguette in grey sweatpants
Enjoying pizza and a glass of cava after a friend just fucked the Sonic™️ rings out of me??
Now, that’s a Sunday evening well-spent. 🙂↕️
Now, that’s a Sunday evening well-spent. 🙂↕️
November 10, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Enjoying pizza and a glass of cava after a friend just fucked the Sonic™️ rings out of me??
Now, that’s a Sunday evening well-spent. 🙂↕️
Now, that’s a Sunday evening well-spent. 🙂↕️
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There are two types of people in this world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data and
November 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
There are two types of people in this world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data and
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Good morning and happy Sunday 🐴 🥰
November 9, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Good morning and happy Sunday 🐴 🥰
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Me at today's mini Thanksgiving with some in-laws since we'll be away for official turkey day.
November 9, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Me at today's mini Thanksgiving with some in-laws since we'll be away for official turkey day.
oh—
November 9, 2025 at 5:27 AM
oh—
Post your first phone📲
The millennials yearn for a physical QWERTY keyboard
The millennials yearn for a physical QWERTY keyboard
November 9, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Post your first phone📲
The millennials yearn for a physical QWERTY keyboard
The millennials yearn for a physical QWERTY keyboard
Quote with a 10/10 album
November 7, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Quote with a 10/10 album
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Continuing to celebrate grey sweatpants season in style (real talk this is from a few months ago
November 7, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Continuing to celebrate grey sweatpants season in style (real talk this is from a few months ago
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accidentally double dosed my ssri. it’s been a fun morning.
mlerp.
mlerp.
November 6, 2025 at 4:56 PM
accidentally double dosed my ssri. it’s been a fun morning.
mlerp.
mlerp.
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If you want me to be your "daddy," just know that this is the kind of daddy I'm going to be. Not sorry. 🤷🏼♂️
November 5, 2025 at 7:05 PM
If you want me to be your "daddy," just know that this is the kind of daddy I'm going to be. Not sorry. 🤷🏼♂️
Drop something GREEN
November 6, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Drop something GREEN
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A busy first day as your Mayor-elect: early morning interviews, transition announcements and meetings. More to say on all of it tomorrow.
But a highlight was lunch with my Congresswoman @aoc.bsky.social at Laliguras Bistro in Jackson Heights.
But a highlight was lunch with my Congresswoman @aoc.bsky.social at Laliguras Bistro in Jackson Heights.
November 6, 2025 at 12:47 AM
A busy first day as your Mayor-elect: early morning interviews, transition announcements and meetings. More to say on all of it tomorrow.
But a highlight was lunch with my Congresswoman @aoc.bsky.social at Laliguras Bistro in Jackson Heights.
But a highlight was lunch with my Congresswoman @aoc.bsky.social at Laliguras Bistro in Jackson Heights.
I thought *I* had a praise kink, but y’all. 😮💨
After fucking one of my regular Chicago subs for nearly 2 hours and seeing his eyes roll back and watching him cum hands-free as I said to him “make Dad proud,” I think I’ve been beat.
Reader…he did, indeed, make Dad proud. 😏
After fucking one of my regular Chicago subs for nearly 2 hours and seeing his eyes roll back and watching him cum hands-free as I said to him “make Dad proud,” I think I’ve been beat.
Reader…he did, indeed, make Dad proud. 😏
November 6, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I thought *I* had a praise kink, but y’all. 😮💨
After fucking one of my regular Chicago subs for nearly 2 hours and seeing his eyes roll back and watching him cum hands-free as I said to him “make Dad proud,” I think I’ve been beat.
Reader…he did, indeed, make Dad proud. 😏
After fucking one of my regular Chicago subs for nearly 2 hours and seeing his eyes roll back and watching him cum hands-free as I said to him “make Dad proud,” I think I’ve been beat.
Reader…he did, indeed, make Dad proud. 😏
Happy mayoral election to *some* of us, I suppose…😒❤️
November 6, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Happy mayoral election to *some* of us, I suppose…😒❤️
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I don't care what anyone says, y'all are fun to get good news with.
November 5, 2025 at 5:59 AM
I don't care what anyone says, y'all are fun to get good news with.
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Mamdani: "New York will remain a city of immigrants, a city built by immigrants, powered by immigrants, and as of tonight, led by an immigrant."
November 5, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Mamdani: "New York will remain a city of immigrants, a city built by immigrants, powered by immigrants, and as of tonight, led by an immigrant."
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Nothing like the smell of Cuomo losing twice to lull me to sleep
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Nothing like the smell of Cuomo losing twice to lull me to sleep
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Early this morning, our city still plunged into darkness, I set off to walk the Brooklyn Bridge.
As the sun came up, we were joined by canvassers, labor leaders, elected officials, and working people — a movement to bring a new day to our city.
Tomorrow, we win it together.
As the sun came up, we were joined by canvassers, labor leaders, elected officials, and working people — a movement to bring a new day to our city.
Tomorrow, we win it together.
November 3, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Early this morning, our city still plunged into darkness, I set off to walk the Brooklyn Bridge.
As the sun came up, we were joined by canvassers, labor leaders, elected officials, and working people — a movement to bring a new day to our city.
Tomorrow, we win it together.
As the sun came up, we were joined by canvassers, labor leaders, elected officials, and working people — a movement to bring a new day to our city.
Tomorrow, we win it together.
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Me, to some people: Don't forget to vote!
Me under my breath to some other people: Please forget to vote 🤞🏼😅
Me under my breath to some other people: Please forget to vote 🤞🏼😅
November 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Me, to some people: Don't forget to vote!
Me under my breath to some other people: Please forget to vote 🤞🏼😅
Me under my breath to some other people: Please forget to vote 🤞🏼😅
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pumpkin bars + salted cream cheese frosting + homemade sprinkles 🎃
October 31, 2025 at 7:02 PM
pumpkin bars + salted cream cheese frosting + homemade sprinkles 🎃
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