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Fuzzerhop
@fuzzerhop.bsky.social
Permanently Shy
Nerdy, LGTBQ+, Musician, Side,
Pokémon, Fire emblem, Zelda let's talk
👬🏼🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
He/they 🤷‍♀️
Gave a mermaid pendant to partiallymatt

That gay that doesn't season their meat
Pinned
reintroducing myself to find more mutuals to be silly with :3

i’m portland based (🏳️‍🌈) and my interests include:
⚡️ pokémon
✔️ draft league
🗡️ fire emblem
👸Legend of zelda
💨Avatar the last airbender
🧚🏽‍♂️ magic the gathering
🍎 once upon a time
🎲board games

#promosky
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November 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
kim davis: supreme court, will you please help me?

supreme court:
November 11, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Me after spending too long on Bluesky:
November 11, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Why do jobs require me to have a driver's license even if the job doesn't require any driving? I have a state ID would that count?
a blue and white penguin with the word pengu written on the bottom
Alt: a blue and white penguin with the word pengu written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Got on the wrong train home and didnt realize it until it started going to the airport...
November 11, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I’m still gay married Kim Davis LOLOLOLOLOL
November 11, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Y'all aren't ready for this conversation
November 10, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Diffuclty settings 🙄
November 11, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I mean what are y'all looking forward too this week?
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Monday #mcm
November 10, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Good morning
November 10, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Accidentally destroyed my best friend and husband so hard during board games tonight. Both positions may be open again...
November 10, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I wonder who it could be?
November 10, 2025 at 4:27 AM
You know im starting to feel like defenders of things like pokémon legends ZA are more toxic than the actual haters. Like I'm apprently not allowed to a single criticism about the game at all. I liked it sure but its got issues. And if we can't talk about those issues that's super weird. 1/2
November 9, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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I hate being gay. What do you mean I briefly talked to a guy at a party a few weeks ago and am still thinking about him
November 9, 2025 at 4:12 PM
So I got a haircut
November 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Mom said my resume is "fine" so I'm probably done forever now 🥰
Does someone want to fix up my resumé for me?
November 9, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Honestly even just explaining the concept of my husband and I sleeping other people is a lot for my straight friends somehow 😮‍💨
Had to explain to my high school best friend (straight girl) what cucking was 😭😭💀
November 9, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Gender is a performance and I have stage fright
Gender is a performance and I feel like I'm getting Truman Show-ed
Gender is a performance and I am singing baritone, tenor, alto and soprano
November 9, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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i like to think of it as a bit more like dogs are trained, cats train people, and the living arrangement is more of one big awkward roommate with two legs who is completely inept and a perfectly composed small roommate with 4 legs who works tirelessly to maintain the territory.
November 9, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Took a "break" for an hour to make some mtg decks
Does someone want to fix up my resumé for me?
November 8, 2025 at 11:22 PM
10, guess I'm older than I thought
Adding in alt text.
(Also 1, boom boxes ate batteries)

I just need to say "The Fabulous Weird" is so wildly wrong.
None of this is weird!

Nostalgic and historical? Yes. But not weird. All of this is incredibly everyday.

We need to make a nostalgic weird list.

Let's compile items in the comments.
November 8, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Does someone want to fix up my resumé for me?
November 8, 2025 at 9:27 PM
For the third time in a row I made some music for the Lofi emblem vidoe. My track is at 55 minutes if anyone is curious. youtu.be/sxT-_5cUb6A?...
Fire Emblem Lofi Music to Escape with - Lo-Fire Emblem 5
YouTube video by Mekkah
youtu.be
November 8, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Apparently SOME people think I don't enjoy things so here is a list of things I enjoy:
-petrichor
-cheesy pasta
-chrunchy leaves on the ground
-chocolate
-soft surfaces
-cuddles
-new book smell
-beautiful views from high up
-the ocean
-walking around
-finding a new song that makes my brain fizzle
November 8, 2025 at 8:22 PM