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Call in healthy. There is legally nothing they can do.
“Hi, I’m just feeling so good, I'm not gonna waste it at work.”
😃
“Hi, I’m just feeling so good, I'm not gonna waste it at work.”
😃
November 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Call in healthy. There is legally nothing they can do.
“Hi, I’m just feeling so good, I'm not gonna waste it at work.”
😃
“Hi, I’m just feeling so good, I'm not gonna waste it at work.”
😃
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Like seriously what is wrong with people with too much money
"Im going to the bottom of the ocean" "im going in a volcano" "im going into space" "im climbing a dangerous mountain"
Raise the taxes for their own safety my god
"Im going to the bottom of the ocean" "im going in a volcano" "im going into space" "im climbing a dangerous mountain"
Raise the taxes for their own safety my god
November 27, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Like seriously what is wrong with people with too much money
"Im going to the bottom of the ocean" "im going in a volcano" "im going into space" "im climbing a dangerous mountain"
Raise the taxes for their own safety my god
"Im going to the bottom of the ocean" "im going in a volcano" "im going into space" "im climbing a dangerous mountain"
Raise the taxes for their own safety my god
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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Every time I see a cyber truck I am reminded that I've never seen a Cyber truck with someone in the passenger seat.
November 26, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Every time I see a cyber truck I am reminded that I've never seen a Cyber truck with someone in the passenger seat.
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a lot of time is spent defining toxic masculinity and i think that's important but you don't hear a lot of definitions of healthy masculinity. here's mine: the confidence and security in oneself to recognize the right of all people to choose and express their identity and lifestyle freely
November 26, 2025 at 6:56 PM
a lot of time is spent defining toxic masculinity and i think that's important but you don't hear a lot of definitions of healthy masculinity. here's mine: the confidence and security in oneself to recognize the right of all people to choose and express their identity and lifestyle freely
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can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
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guys who have no belief in or respect for human rights are becoming oddly invested in whether robots have rights
November 25, 2025 at 11:51 PM
guys who have no belief in or respect for human rights are becoming oddly invested in whether robots have rights
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4. Just seven discontinued hormone therapy, and the researchers note that of those who stopped HRT, only four did so because their gender identity had shifted. Even then, those four continued to identify as “gender diverse,” not reverting to a cisgender identity.
November 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
4. Just seven discontinued hormone therapy, and the researchers note that of those who stopped HRT, only four did so because their gender identity had shifted. Even then, those four continued to identify as “gender diverse,” not reverting to a cisgender identity.
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Solange Knowles’ Saint Heron has launched a free digital archival library of literature by Black and brown authors, poets, and artists. Readers can borrow rare and out-of-print books for up to 45 days
Solange Opens Free Digital Library Of Rare Black Books
Solange has launched a digital library archive of Black and brown authors where readers can borrow books at no cost.
peopleofcolorintech.com
November 18, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Solange Knowles’ Saint Heron has launched a free digital archival library of literature by Black and brown authors, poets, and artists. Readers can borrow rare and out-of-print books for up to 45 days
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The Nutcracker is just Dancing With The Tsars
November 25, 2025 at 6:02 AM
The Nutcracker is just Dancing With The Tsars
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Impeachment isn’t an option, it’s a necessity. I know firsthand the lengths Trump is willing to go in order to silence dissent.
Impeach, convict, remove. And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo54...
Impeach, convict, remove. And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo54...
Trump Wrongly Indicted Me, I’ll Rightly Impeach Him | Kat Abughazaleh Speaks at Lincoln Memorial
YouTube video by Kat Abughazaleh
www.youtube.com
November 23, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Impeachment isn’t an option, it’s a necessity. I know firsthand the lengths Trump is willing to go in order to silence dissent.
Impeach, convict, remove. And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo54...
Impeach, convict, remove. And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo54...
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thinking about how my parents escaped vietnam, where the CIA destabilized my family's home country by spreading misinformation, and they landed in the united states, which is now getting destabilized bc someone in vietnam is spreading misinformation
Twitter pays people based on engagement (views, retweets, comments, etc). It appears that many MAGA accounts are based abroad and they use AI technology to generate low-effort rage bait.
My guess is that this will get worse as AI tech improves. For instance, fake videos of minorities doing crime.
My guess is that this will get worse as AI tech improves. For instance, fake videos of minorities doing crime.
November 23, 2025 at 5:59 PM
thinking about how my parents escaped vietnam, where the CIA destabilized my family's home country by spreading misinformation, and they landed in the united states, which is now getting destabilized bc someone in vietnam is spreading misinformation
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PAVLOV: thank you for watching my dog! did they drool a lot?
SCHRÖDINGER: yes and no
SCHRÖDINGER: yes and no
November 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
PAVLOV: thank you for watching my dog! did they drool a lot?
SCHRÖDINGER: yes and no
SCHRÖDINGER: yes and no
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This period of history is essentially Downfall directed by Mel Brooks
November 22, 2025 at 3:46 AM
This period of history is essentially Downfall directed by Mel Brooks
Holy 💩
you'd think the forced displacement of 10 million people from one of the oldest centres of civilisation in human history would get a little more news attention than beltway journalists writing essays on how Olivia Nuzzi is a genius because they want to bone her and you'd be wrong
'Iran’s capital must be moved because the country “no longer has a choice,” President Masoud Pezeshkian said on Thursday in remarks carried by state media, warning that severe ecological strain has made Tehran impossible to sustain'
#Iran 🇮🇷
#Iran 🇮🇷
November 21, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Holy 💩
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In an era filled with tech dipshits who never developed emotionally past the age of 13 & use their wealth to become odious monsters ...
... listen to Steve Wozniak.
... listen to Steve Wozniak.
November 21, 2025 at 7:41 PM
In an era filled with tech dipshits who never developed emotionally past the age of 13 & use their wealth to become odious monsters ...
... listen to Steve Wozniak.
... listen to Steve Wozniak.
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We almost filled every swamp and river in the Eastern US with two ton murderous ornery bulletproof amphibious assault cows.
Just breathe that in for a second.
Just breathe that in for a second.
a screen shot of a national geographic channel showing a shark in the water
Alt: Two bull hippos fighting
media.tenor.com
March 12, 2025 at 7:58 AM
We almost filled every swamp and river in the Eastern US with two ton murderous ornery bulletproof amphibious assault cows.
Just breathe that in for a second.
Just breathe that in for a second.
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Instead, they... they just fucking gallop underwater.
They're running along the muddy bottom, leaping as they do. They can do this at about 5mph, for as long as they want.
Which is faster than even the fastest human can swim, except for short bursts.
They're running along the muddy bottom, leaping as they do. They can do this at about 5mph, for as long as they want.
Which is faster than even the fastest human can swim, except for short bursts.
a couple of hippos are swimming in a tank with the website senorgif.com visible
Alt: A baby hippo chasing after an adult, both of them leaping and galloping underwater, as viewed from a glass-walled aquarium.
media.tenor.com
March 12, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Instead, they... they just fucking gallop underwater.
They're running along the muddy bottom, leaping as they do. They can do this at about 5mph, for as long as they want.
Which is faster than even the fastest human can swim, except for short bursts.
They're running along the muddy bottom, leaping as they do. They can do this at about 5mph, for as long as they want.
Which is faster than even the fastest human can swim, except for short bursts.
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So that means that any attempt to neuter a hippo is:
A) Exploratory Surgery
B) Done under "best guess" conditions
C) Where the drugs are *going* to wear off
D) On an animal that weighs more than a Ford F150
E) All of which is muscle
F) On testicles that are hiding from you
G) And it is mad about it
A) Exploratory Surgery
B) Done under "best guess" conditions
C) Where the drugs are *going* to wear off
D) On an animal that weighs more than a Ford F150
E) All of which is muscle
F) On testicles that are hiding from you
G) And it is mad about it
a large hippopotamus is standing in the water with its mouth open
Alt: a large hippopotamus is standing in the water with its mouth open
media.tenor.com
March 12, 2025 at 5:53 AM
So that means that any attempt to neuter a hippo is:
A) Exploratory Surgery
B) Done under "best guess" conditions
C) Where the drugs are *going* to wear off
D) On an animal that weighs more than a Ford F150
E) All of which is muscle
F) On testicles that are hiding from you
G) And it is mad about it
A) Exploratory Surgery
B) Done under "best guess" conditions
C) Where the drugs are *going* to wear off
D) On an animal that weighs more than a Ford F150
E) All of which is muscle
F) On testicles that are hiding from you
G) And it is mad about it
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The opposite of the Moms for Liberty wave should get more attention
In culture war backlash, Democrats sweep school boards
In culture war backlash, Democrats sweep school boards
The party recruited and invested in school board races to oust Republicans. It worked.
dlvr.it
November 21, 2025 at 2:37 PM
The opposite of the Moms for Liberty wave should get more attention
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Reminder!
All Kamala had to do to beat Trump was stop partnering in genocide.
She chose genocide.
All Kamala had to do to beat Trump was stop partnering in genocide.
She chose genocide.
November 15, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Reminder!
All Kamala had to do to beat Trump was stop partnering in genocide.
She chose genocide.
All Kamala had to do to beat Trump was stop partnering in genocide.
She chose genocide.
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“4 out of 5 dentists agree”
Joe Rogan: book the 5th dentist
Joe Rogan: book the 5th dentist
November 19, 2025 at 6:16 AM
“4 out of 5 dentists agree”
Joe Rogan: book the 5th dentist
Joe Rogan: book the 5th dentist
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It's almost like when you tax the rich in a place you get to make that place a better place and even the rich just looking out the windows of their limos at most of that place in passing prefer to think "oh, that looks nice" rather than "I must prepare my bunker for the impending apocalypse"
NEW: The first two years of Massachusetts' millionaire tax has raised $3 billion more than expected.
And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*
Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*
Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
Millionaire Tax That Inspired Mamdani Fuels $5.7 Billion Haul in Massachusetts
A millionaire levy in Massachusetts that New York City mayoral frontrunner Zohran Mamdani holds up as a model for taxing the rich has generated $3 billion more in revenue than expected without forcing...
www.bloomberg.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:13 AM
It's almost like when you tax the rich in a place you get to make that place a better place and even the rich just looking out the windows of their limos at most of that place in passing prefer to think "oh, that looks nice" rather than "I must prepare my bunker for the impending apocalypse"
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it's taking forever, but we're slowly stumbling toward the realization that Elon Musk sold the public on a vision of EVs that wasn't safe, sustainable, or scalable
November 18, 2025 at 8:26 PM
it's taking forever, but we're slowly stumbling toward the realization that Elon Musk sold the public on a vision of EVs that wasn't safe, sustainable, or scalable