Joe Auerbach "turkey whisperer" 🦃
@joeauerbach.bsky.social
Professional nerd. Hobbyist nerd. Biological nerd?
he/him
I think I wrote a book? It was sort of an accident, but it's in my linktree: linktr.ee/joe.auerbach
he/him
I think I wrote a book? It was sort of an accident, but it's in my linktree: linktr.ee/joe.auerbach
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If you're a radical leftist, a progressive, a liberal, or even just a plain old Democrat, I'm probably on board with your politics.
But in this political climate, that shit doesn't matter because we're not even in the ballpark.
So until the room changes a LOT, I'm focusing on other shit.
But in this political climate, that shit doesn't matter because we're not even in the ballpark.
So until the room changes a LOT, I'm focusing on other shit.
Y'all, what a great birthday gift. I just finished Dispatch and that was fucking satisfying.
Now I want to play again and do everything differently.
Now I want to play again and do everything differently.
November 13, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Y'all, what a great birthday gift. I just finished Dispatch and that was fucking satisfying.
Now I want to play again and do everything differently.
Now I want to play again and do everything differently.
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
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We've almost finished the summoning ritual for the Draw Steel summoner
Keep chanting!!
Keep chanting!!
November 12, 2025 at 6:53 PM
We've almost finished the summoning ritual for the Draw Steel summoner
Keep chanting!!
Keep chanting!!
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6-7 is not dumber than rickrolls, you can't change my mind
November 12, 2025 at 11:25 PM
6-7 is not dumber than rickrolls, you can't change my mind
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November 12, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I appreciate house democrats liberating the Epstein Emails in honor of my birthday.
November 12, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I appreciate house democrats liberating the Epstein Emails in honor of my birthday.
Today is my birthday. You can celebrate by doing some new martial arts shit, playing a roleplaying game, cooking a new food, or reading a chapter of my book to see if you like it (link in bio).
Those are the rules, folks. I just work here.
Those are the rules, folks. I just work here.
November 12, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Today is my birthday. You can celebrate by doing some new martial arts shit, playing a roleplaying game, cooking a new food, or reading a chapter of my book to see if you like it (link in bio).
Those are the rules, folks. I just work here.
Those are the rules, folks. I just work here.
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November 12, 2025 at 2:07 AM
OMGs, my players are finally looking into gnomes. I have been running this setting for like 10 years.
November 12, 2025 at 2:16 AM
OMGs, my players are finally looking into gnomes. I have been running this setting for like 10 years.
The number of times that YouTube tries to convince me to watch Interstellar is pretty impressive considering that I both own and have seen Interstellar ON THEIR PLATFORM.
November 12, 2025 at 12:21 AM
The number of times that YouTube tries to convince me to watch Interstellar is pretty impressive considering that I both own and have seen Interstellar ON THEIR PLATFORM.
A tip from your friendly neighborhood cloud engineer.
"Cloud Agnostic" is basically a myth. Stop chasing it and instead just be good at the cloud you're in.
Migrations will always be hard.
"Cloud Agnostic" is basically a myth. Stop chasing it and instead just be good at the cloud you're in.
Migrations will always be hard.
November 11, 2025 at 8:23 PM
A tip from your friendly neighborhood cloud engineer.
"Cloud Agnostic" is basically a myth. Stop chasing it and instead just be good at the cloud you're in.
Migrations will always be hard.
"Cloud Agnostic" is basically a myth. Stop chasing it and instead just be good at the cloud you're in.
Migrations will always be hard.
Conservative cultural meme directions.
1. Find the best picture of Sydney Sweeney you can find.
2. Find the worst picture you can find of some other beautiful women.
3. Put them side by side with an unrelated Andrew Tate quote.
4. Don't profit.
1. Find the best picture of Sydney Sweeney you can find.
2. Find the worst picture you can find of some other beautiful women.
3. Put them side by side with an unrelated Andrew Tate quote.
4. Don't profit.
November 11, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Conservative cultural meme directions.
1. Find the best picture of Sydney Sweeney you can find.
2. Find the worst picture you can find of some other beautiful women.
3. Put them side by side with an unrelated Andrew Tate quote.
4. Don't profit.
1. Find the best picture of Sydney Sweeney you can find.
2. Find the worst picture you can find of some other beautiful women.
3. Put them side by side with an unrelated Andrew Tate quote.
4. Don't profit.
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writing it "f*ck" sickens me. a coward's curse. say fuck or find a different word. get that nasty starfish asshole out of my sight
November 10, 2025 at 4:37 AM
writing it "f*ck" sickens me. a coward's curse. say fuck or find a different word. get that nasty starfish asshole out of my sight
Neat! This will go well with A Study in Effluence!
Proud to be the 118th backer 😎 on @BackerKit Crowdfunding for Boggits of Kingsmire - A Swampy Supplement for Draw Steel! www.backerkit.com/c/projects/t...
Proud to be the 118th backer 😎 on @BackerKit Crowdfunding for Boggits of Kingsmire - A Swampy Supplement for Draw Steel! www.backerkit.com/c/projects/t...
Boggits of Kingsmire - A Swampy Supplement for Draw Steel
A swampy supplement for MCDM Productions' Draw Steel RPG.
www.backerkit.com
November 11, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Neat! This will go well with A Study in Effluence!
Proud to be the 118th backer 😎 on @BackerKit Crowdfunding for Boggits of Kingsmire - A Swampy Supplement for Draw Steel! www.backerkit.com/c/projects/t...
Proud to be the 118th backer 😎 on @BackerKit Crowdfunding for Boggits of Kingsmire - A Swampy Supplement for Draw Steel! www.backerkit.com/c/projects/t...
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Holy shit. Bring back Sarah Kendzior immediately, she's one of the most urgently needed voices of our time.
November 11, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Holy shit. Bring back Sarah Kendzior immediately, she's one of the most urgently needed voices of our time.
Y'all, if you ever mistake me for a smart person, remember that it was in the year of our Lady 2025 that I figured out that the reason Imogen Heap sounds so much like Frou Frou is that Imogen Heap is IN Frou Frou.
November 11, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Y'all, if you ever mistake me for a smart person, remember that it was in the year of our Lady 2025 that I figured out that the reason Imogen Heap sounds so much like Frou Frou is that Imogen Heap is IN Frou Frou.
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10 years ago : blockchain is the future of banking. if you don't understand you're an idiot
5 years ago : you're a dumbass if you dont get in on the ground level of the nft-do-not-copy.jpg
Now : you don't understand the stock market. NVIDIA can only grow until it's the only company in the world
5 years ago : you're a dumbass if you dont get in on the ground level of the nft-do-not-copy.jpg
Now : you don't understand the stock market. NVIDIA can only grow until it's the only company in the world
November 11, 2025 at 12:16 PM
10 years ago : blockchain is the future of banking. if you don't understand you're an idiot
5 years ago : you're a dumbass if you dont get in on the ground level of the nft-do-not-copy.jpg
Now : you don't understand the stock market. NVIDIA can only grow until it's the only company in the world
5 years ago : you're a dumbass if you dont get in on the ground level of the nft-do-not-copy.jpg
Now : you don't understand the stock market. NVIDIA can only grow until it's the only company in the world
I think it's kind of hilarious that when you speak out against Christianity people sort of act like you punched a baby.
Christianity is not the underdog, dude. It's like the dominant religion of the entire fucking world. It does not need anyone to protect it.
Christianity is not the underdog, dude. It's like the dominant religion of the entire fucking world. It does not need anyone to protect it.
November 11, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I think it's kind of hilarious that when you speak out against Christianity people sort of act like you punched a baby.
Christianity is not the underdog, dude. It's like the dominant religion of the entire fucking world. It does not need anyone to protect it.
Christianity is not the underdog, dude. It's like the dominant religion of the entire fucking world. It does not need anyone to protect it.
Hey, gaming folks (D&D or draw steel), what are your go to tricks for less physical fights?
Like, if your players are fighting a dream or an idea.
Like, if your players are fighting a dream or an idea.
November 11, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Hey, gaming folks (D&D or draw steel), what are your go to tricks for less physical fights?
Like, if your players are fighting a dream or an idea.
Like, if your players are fighting a dream or an idea.
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Today marks the 50th anniversary of the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald, and 60 years that Gordon Lightfoot has been continuously singing that song about it
November 10, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Today marks the 50th anniversary of the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald, and 60 years that Gordon Lightfoot has been continuously singing that song about it
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Real Life Comic for Monday, November 10, 2025
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(Note: For the time being, I will be updating on a M-W-F schedule as a rule. This may change, but it's best for my sanity.)
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November 10, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Real Life Comic for Monday, November 10, 2025
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(Note: For the time being, I will be updating on a M-W-F schedule as a rule. This may change, but it's best for my sanity.)
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(Note: For the time being, I will be updating on a M-W-F schedule as a rule. This may change, but it's best for my sanity.)
Honestly, I need to get better at wordpress. My icons are just not working the way I want them to and I have no idea how to fix them.
It doesn't help that almost nobody who uses wordpress seems to actually know what's going on under the hood. Every suggestion is, "there's a plugin for that".
It doesn't help that almost nobody who uses wordpress seems to actually know what's going on under the hood. Every suggestion is, "there's a plugin for that".
November 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Honestly, I need to get better at wordpress. My icons are just not working the way I want them to and I have no idea how to fix them.
It doesn't help that almost nobody who uses wordpress seems to actually know what's going on under the hood. Every suggestion is, "there's a plugin for that".
It doesn't help that almost nobody who uses wordpress seems to actually know what's going on under the hood. Every suggestion is, "there's a plugin for that".
Hey, do you want to engage in performative reading? Go check out my book!
At this point like half of it is online for free. The performance part is where you leave comments about it under the chapters.
You can even link your comments here for my reading pleasure and/or horror!
latest chapter:
At this point like half of it is online for free. The performance part is where you leave comments about it under the chapters.
You can even link your comments here for my reading pleasure and/or horror!
latest chapter:
Chapter 14: The REAL Interrogation – Crowns Forgotten Tales
www.crownsforgotten.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Hey, do you want to engage in performative reading? Go check out my book!
At this point like half of it is online for free. The performance part is where you leave comments about it under the chapters.
You can even link your comments here for my reading pleasure and/or horror!
latest chapter:
At this point like half of it is online for free. The performance part is where you leave comments about it under the chapters.
You can even link your comments here for my reading pleasure and/or horror!
latest chapter: