Joe Auerbach "turkey whisperer" 🦃
joeauerbach.bsky.social
Joe Auerbach "turkey whisperer" 🦃
@joeauerbach.bsky.social
Professional nerd. Hobbyist nerd. Biological nerd?
he/him
I think I wrote a book? It was sort of an accident, but it's in my linktree: linktr.ee/joe.auerbach
Honestly, that restores the tiniest amount of my faith in the council of American bishops.

I legitimately would have assumed before this that the majority of them would have just bent over.
November 13, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Oh, congratulations. That must be such a relief. Even a little bit of food is a good sign.
November 13, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Once again proving that neither rich nor powerful are synonyms for clever.
November 13, 2025 at 12:40 AM
There's some dudes who are desperate for everyone know how great they are. Low self esteem is a weird drug.
November 12, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Also, they found ancient clockwork gnomes. they're just automatons, but super cute.
November 12, 2025 at 3:35 AM
okay, they are doing some neat exploring. The federal government probably has me on a list based on tonight's game, the overarching theme of which was "you're in a mine full of methane gas". it's shocking how tense that was.
November 12, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Last week someone asked me how I knew that video of a cop yelling at an ice agent was ai. I said, " because that cop is acting with integrity."
me.how
November 12, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Holy shit, that's great.
November 12, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I just realized that I am also mostly a pervert.

Put that on my headstone.
November 12, 2025 at 12:47 AM
The degree to which the folks at the top of BlueSky clearly resent their success with a liberal audience is constantly apparent.
November 12, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Excellent! Backed.
November 11, 2025 at 8:14 PM