Stephen
@stephenfromsussex.bsky.social
Mediocre but enthusiastic
Yeah, Pulp were great, but did nobody else notice the stain on Jarvis' trousers?
June 29, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Yeah, Pulp were great, but did nobody else notice the stain on Jarvis' trousers?
I'm still flabbergasted that hanging a painting of a girl in a Springbok shirt and using a 'the Springbok green and gold' in a corporate suite at the home of English rugby is... errr... hitting the brief
#InteriorDesignMasters
#InteriorDesignMasters
May 11, 2025 at 9:10 AM
I'm still flabbergasted that hanging a painting of a girl in a Springbok shirt and using a 'the Springbok green and gold' in a corporate suite at the home of English rugby is... errr... hitting the brief
#InteriorDesignMasters
#InteriorDesignMasters
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Paddington Bear is a prick.
May 9, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Paddington Bear is a prick.
A fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer
Hard mode: no villains
Hard mode: no villains
March 19, 2025 at 11:27 PM
A fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer
Hard mode: no villains
Hard mode: no villains
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To be fair, I could probably live without Kent.
March 7, 2025 at 6:55 AM
To be fair, I could probably live without Kent.
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I've been a white, straight, middle-aged man for a while now, and I'd just like to say it's been a privilege.
February 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I've been a white, straight, middle-aged man for a while now, and I'd just like to say it's been a privilege.
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Geoffrey and Bungle from Rainbow, but they’re dancing to ‘Smack My Bitch Up’ by The Prodigy.
February 5, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Geoffrey and Bungle from Rainbow, but they’re dancing to ‘Smack My Bitch Up’ by The Prodigy.
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Latest idea: adult version of childhood board games.
- Connect Phwoar
- Buckerude
- Sexual Frustration
- Fister
- S’grab ball
- Mo-nob-oly
- Ooohno
- Hungry Nipples
- Cluedo-oh-ohhhhhh yeah, that’s it, right there.
- Connect Phwoar
- Buckerude
- Sexual Frustration
- Fister
- S’grab ball
- Mo-nob-oly
- Ooohno
- Hungry Nipples
- Cluedo-oh-ohhhhhh yeah, that’s it, right there.
February 19, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Latest idea: adult version of childhood board games.
- Connect Phwoar
- Buckerude
- Sexual Frustration
- Fister
- S’grab ball
- Mo-nob-oly
- Ooohno
- Hungry Nipples
- Cluedo-oh-ohhhhhh yeah, that’s it, right there.
- Connect Phwoar
- Buckerude
- Sexual Frustration
- Fister
- S’grab ball
- Mo-nob-oly
- Ooohno
- Hungry Nipples
- Cluedo-oh-ohhhhhh yeah, that’s it, right there.
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just over here photoshopping muppets onto the cover of elle magazine: thread
February 7, 2025 at 10:10 PM
just over here photoshopping muppets onto the cover of elle magazine: thread
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Fucking hell, how long have we got?
January 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Fucking hell, how long have we got?
Post your favourite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only
January 14, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Post your favourite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only
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University Challenge is a lot like sex. It gets more frantic towards the end and then there's a gong & Amol Rajan tells you the scores.
January 1, 2025 at 8:57 PM
University Challenge is a lot like sex. It gets more frantic towards the end and then there's a gong & Amol Rajan tells you the scores.
Me? Starting the New Year by yelling "oh DO fuck off" at peoples' Instagram stories
January 1, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Me? Starting the New Year by yelling "oh DO fuck off" at peoples' Instagram stories
Lapland: North Pole Dancing Club
December 25, 2024 at 1:13 PM
Lapland: North Pole Dancing Club
I've already got Richard Herring, Simon Munnery, and Stewart Lee in the diary for next year, like it's the 1990s or something
December 23, 2024 at 3:10 PM
I've already got Richard Herring, Simon Munnery, and Stewart Lee in the diary for next year, like it's the 1990s or something
I am watching 'Die Hard' for the first time. Bruce Willis isn't wearing any shoes. It's pretty much game over if he steps on some lego
December 15, 2024 at 5:17 PM
I am watching 'Die Hard' for the first time. Bruce Willis isn't wearing any shoes. It's pretty much game over if he steps on some lego
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you (plebeian, unrefined): Die Hard is a Christmas movie
me (worldly, sophisticated): Die Hard is a Christmas film
me (worldly, sophisticated): Die Hard is a Christmas film
December 13, 2024 at 12:59 AM
you (plebeian, unrefined): Die Hard is a Christmas movie
me (worldly, sophisticated): Die Hard is a Christmas film
me (worldly, sophisticated): Die Hard is a Christmas film
After putting it off for about 20 years, I did my first stand up gig at the weekend. And I am hooked.
December 11, 2024 at 5:40 PM
After putting it off for about 20 years, I did my first stand up gig at the weekend. And I am hooked.