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30. she/they. this barbie chooses to be gay & do crimes.
did I order a 6 pack of a beer, that I paid more for in shipping than the actual cost of said beer, that I cannot get in georgia because it’s named after the edmund fitzgerald

yep
September 28, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Racism
Bombshell in North Carolina: the state's GOP-dominated Court of Appeals just sided with the GOP candidate in last year's supreme court race.

Their decision would toss roughly 60,000 ballots (!) that have been counted, & likely hand the election to GOP instead of incumbent Dem Justice who won it.
April 5, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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a friend asked me to make this for them and then we stopped being friends so please enjoy these greens
April 5, 2025 at 6:33 PM
just what I needed : the most unserious night off from reality
March 30, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Stop reposting this. It's wrong. The news out of Yosemite is horrific, but this is incorrect. (Former Yosemite ranger here, still connected to folks in the park.) About a dozen employees in Yosemite have lost their jobs. There are still approximately 400 employees in Yosemite.
February 24, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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I like it here but there are some accounts that act as left-wing hysteria mongers in a way that reminds me of how big right wing influencers on x whip up their bases

remember: a good journalist will make it clear how they source claims

(no, there are not only 3 staffers at yosemite right now)
February 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Hanoi Jane is still a real one
“Woke just means you give a damn about other people.” Jane Fonda #SAGAwards
February 24, 2025 at 3:35 AM
raise your hand if you put enya on in the car to calm you down on your way home but instead cried for 20 minutes. just me? yeah thought so
February 24, 2025 at 4:14 AM
my only day off this week being @caseywatchestv.bsky.social birthday is the real holiday & I’m treating it as such
February 17, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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This is how I always imagined Meryl Streep would appear in an SNL sketch
February 17, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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February 11, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Honest question if this has ever happened before - especially on a military base?Maybe to Rumsfeld re: the narrative around Pat Tillman’s death… but I don’t think so.

www.nbcnews.com/politics/nat...
Defense Secretary Hegseth booed and heckled by military families protesting against DEI push
Last week, Hegseth wrote a memo in which he banned transgender people from joining the military and restricted the use of some learning materials in Defense Department schools.
www.nbcnews.com
February 11, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Yup. If the President can unilaterally stop Congressional appropriations, then we're past any 'guardrails.' Congress is now an advisory body; it does not control the power of the purse.
my view is that as soon as the administration froze disbursement of congressional appropriations we entered constitutional crisis territory
February 11, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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An American flag built on the backs of Black people...

Black music protesting white political terror in registers they never hear; reminiscent of ancestral spirituals embedded with instructions for runaways

All this in New Orleans... What a moment
February 10, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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tom brady and snoop dogg starring in a "stand up to hate" commercial while both being supporters and friends of donald trump is kinda the natural conclusion of "just be kind <3" messaging that refuses to engage with politics
February 10, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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you are a christian! you're just also a bad person! they don't actually contradict. you can be both
February 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Also, on my way into work, I realized “Pink Pony Club” is the spiritual successor to “Born in the USA.”
February 6, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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I can’t overstate how many fascists became fascists because they wanted more control over a specific woman in their lives.
January 31, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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no human, however media literate, can conceivably digest news at the pace it is being created by the white house
January 28, 2025 at 7:42 PM
A real commercial I just heard for a local divorce lawyer “when you start resonating & singing along passionately with lindsey it’s time you call [insert firm name here] and we can help you go your own way”
January 28, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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we are all made of stardust and microplastics ✨
December 9, 2023 at 3:34 PM
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i do not understand the ideological impetus for this policy (or the NIH research freeze). it’s not clientelism, his constituents are the main recipients. it’s a death maximization strategy. like he’s entered a contract with some dark god and must deliver them souls
Trump: "FEMA is gonna be a whole big discussion very shortly, because I'd rather see the states takes care of their own problems."
January 23, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Living in a 15 minute city is great; I walk a mile in any direction and find myself back at my apartment, with only minor changes. Sure, the noises from the dog park get deeper. After the tenth iteration or so I can't read the signs anymore. But the stranger in my apartment welcomes me every time.
January 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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One of the greatest line reads of all time. Tim Curry for Command And Conquer, clearly it was a one and done and he could barely stop laughing at the ridiculousness of the line. Perfection
January 17, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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