Thomas Staudinger
staudey.bsky.social
Thomas Staudinger
@staudey.bsky.social
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man it’d be cool if we could get some precedented times every once in a while
February 1, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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On February 21st, 2021, I created and released a patch for Bloodborne which makes the game run at 60fps. Today I received a DMCA takedown notification on behalf of Sony Interactive Entertainment asking that I remove links to the patch I posted on the internet, so I've now done so
January 31, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Before I get back to my regularly scheduled programming of book talks, here is a splash of color to brighten your feed.

The Amethyst Deceiver, laccaria amethystina.
#fungifriends #photography #nature #washington #kitsap #takeahike
February 1, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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if they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. you put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me.
January 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Hi! Quick note: The Onion accidentally posted a stock photo from a vendor with an AI generated image in it. We pulled the post down once we found that out. Our commitment to not using AI is very real. It's in the union contract to disclose it if we ever do. World is a slop minefield and we're sorry.
January 24, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Very cool Casey, sounds like OpenAI's agent thing is extremely stupid and sucks and doesn't do anything interesting, and is also broken. Sounds like a really "compelling demonstration"
January 24, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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this is the energy we have to bring into the next four years
“Two dollars worth of sandwiches?” 1920s
January 22, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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ME: Viral DUI Hooters waitress says "Hawk Tuah Girl walked so she could run" 😃
DOCTOR, turning to my family and shaking his head: yes Ed. Good stuff
Viral DUI Hooters waitress says "Hawk Tuah Girl walked so she could run"
January 21, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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i stride into the grocery store with two guns, blood from the razor sewn into the waistband of my pants drips down my ass while blood from the razor blade in the tongue of my shoe soaks the escape map that shows me how to get back to my house two miles away.

i have forgotten my wallet.
January 22, 2025 at 9:42 AM
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This is the most insane house I've ever seen, like Randyland and the Winchester mansion had a baby. At no point did I know what was coming in the next picture, nor could I guess the next line in the description. www.zillow.com/homedetails/...
1201 Marble Way, Boca Raton, FL 33432 | MLS #RX-11035440 | Zillow
This 12709 square feet Single Family home has 12 bedrooms and 11 bathrooms. It is located at 1201 Marble Way, Boca Raton, FL.
www.zillow.com
January 18, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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January 16, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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What a chatgpt slogan
The Washington Post began trying out a new mission statement this week: “Riveting Storytelling for All of America.” It comes amid turmoil in the newsroom.
The Washington Post’s New Mission: Reach ‘All of America’
This week, The Post began trying out a new mission statement: “Riveting Storytelling for All of America.”
www.nytimes.com
January 16, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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marc ignores the fact that we aren't generally angry at Craigslist Craig, even though he helped kill newspapers, because he doesn't seem to have meant it and basically bounced after getting rich. No one hates Wozniak really. We hate you guys because you won't leave us alone.
By “free speech” they meant “make it illegal to dislike me”
January 15, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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lol, a clip of a Tesla's vision system trying to understand a train

labyrinth.zone/notice/Aq5V7...
January 15, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"
January 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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at CES 2025 TCL has created a robot to replace friends for small children. if you purchase this for your kids the government should take them away from you

youtu.be/900WVWuKvNI?...
TCL's Creepy dead eyed robot friend for children
YouTube video by Robert Evans
youtu.be
January 9, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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How it started. How it’s going
January 9, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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January 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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January 8, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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To an asshole, all virtue is "virtue signaling."
January 9, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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insects who prefer warmer weather? why the fuck are you so sensitive all of a sudden. your entire body has like 2 nerves in it. you are shit
January 9, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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where does the new york times even find these people
January 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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there is nothing that makes me stop listening to someone faster than using snarky nicknames when referring to dangerous oligarchs. you're not funny or smart for calling him "elongated muskrat". please stop.
I can’t do the nicknames. It’s so cringey. I don’t know how people can convince themselves that the richest most powerful people in the world would be hurt in the slightest by being called Elmo or Drumpf. They’re people who can literally murder countries.
January 6, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Posting this story about how Ann Telnaes got censored not least bc it'll disseminate the image Jeff Bezos censored.

anntelnaes.substack.com/p/why-im-qui...
Why I'm quitting the Washington Post
Democracy can't function without a free press
anntelnaes.substack.com
January 4, 2025 at 1:36 AM
The lake was looking especially magical today in the evening light
January 1, 2025 at 11:42 PM