Red Shell Kahina
@statueofownass.bsky.social
The mouse was the only proof that the field existed.
She/They
She/They
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soul calibur announcer:
Burning Pussy. Completely Restrained In An Orgasm Hell. Final Crimson Episode-02. The Female Body That Possesses A Divine Power Reaches An Unbelievably Wild Orgasm. Mizuki Hayakawa
December 12, 2025 at 11:04 PM
soul calibur announcer:
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In cosmic time what this frog is experiencing is the purest uncut sensation of History
December 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM
In cosmic time what this frog is experiencing is the purest uncut sensation of History
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reply to me normal please maybe a light riff on the joke
December 9, 2025 at 2:05 AM
reply to me normal please maybe a light riff on the joke
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(recalling a happy memory) That one's going in the cringe compilation
December 8, 2025 at 5:09 PM
(recalling a happy memory) That one's going in the cringe compilation
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www.youtube.com/shorts/DRS61... our finest battle to date
Intense 3v0 with Chiblee and Sips #arcraiders #arc #twitch #streamer #gaming
YouTube video by hcjustin
www.youtube.com
December 8, 2025 at 3:15 PM
www.youtube.com/shorts/DRS61... our finest battle to date
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Could ludology do this?
December 6, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Could ludology do this?
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If you're trying to ditch NYT Games, which you should be since their games singlehandedly prop up the entire dogshit rag financially, you should switch to Puzzmo. An annual sub is 50% off today for a crazy $19 and as a bonus doesn't enable the genocides of Palestinians and trans people
Puzzmo — The (new) place for thoughtful puzzles.
Re-imagined mainstays like the daily Crossword Puzzle, modern classics like Really Bad Chess and SpellTower, and even a few brand new puzzles.
www.puzzmo.com
December 2, 2025 at 8:46 PM
If you're trying to ditch NYT Games, which you should be since their games singlehandedly prop up the entire dogshit rag financially, you should switch to Puzzmo. An annual sub is 50% off today for a crazy $19 and as a bonus doesn't enable the genocides of Palestinians and trans people
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Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.
December 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.
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once you’ve learned about pornography, you’ll never stop wanting to beat off with your bare hands
November 30, 2025 at 8:24 PM
once you’ve learned about pornography, you’ll never stop wanting to beat off with your bare hands
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Man Mexican Coke by Howell is such a fucking banger
November 29, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Man Mexican Coke by Howell is such a fucking banger
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Watch your mouth puppet, you’re threatening a berry rewards member
November 28, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Watch your mouth puppet, you’re threatening a berry rewards member
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It's funny how this isn't identifiable as a Conservative Opinion but is absolutely the sort of thing that runs on conservative opinion pages. An even split between "the traffic is so bad now" and "Mr. Trump, please exterminate the brutes." A perfectly American intellectual movement in that sense.
At this point, the Washpost edit page is just trolling its readers.
This is today's actual house editorial.
This is today's actual house editorial.
November 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
It's funny how this isn't identifiable as a Conservative Opinion but is absolutely the sort of thing that runs on conservative opinion pages. An even split between "the traffic is so bad now" and "Mr. Trump, please exterminate the brutes." A perfectly American intellectual movement in that sense.
Yeah man, get the party with no interest in or capacity to protect human rights and disastrous track record of holding onto power to turn us into even more of a wedge issue that sounds fucking great
I think Democrats should double down on trans rights now. It's obvious that most voters don't care about it so you might as well stick with your principles and goad Republicans into focusing on it at the expense of everything else so they're the ones who look like freaks.
November 25, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Yeah man, get the party with no interest in or capacity to protect human rights and disastrous track record of holding onto power to turn us into even more of a wedge issue that sounds fucking great
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Butterball CEO: friends I come to you with both challenging and exciting news about my proposed changes for the Butterball company to meet the modern world
Good morning. In the past 24 hours, more Americans have Googled “felching” than have searched for “turkey recipes”
November 24, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Butterball CEO: friends I come to you with both challenging and exciting news about my proposed changes for the Butterball company to meet the modern world
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Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
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what's one suppressed memory that has you like this
November 17, 2025 at 4:12 AM
what's one suppressed memory that has you like this
Program that began under Obama btw
“Many of the women say that they were pressured to have unwanted or unnecessary gynecological procedures while in the custody of U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement”
"They tried to shut me up by deporting me."
www.npr.org/2020/12/22/9...
www.npr.org/2020/12/22/9...
November 15, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Program that began under Obama btw