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The cook does not care if you live or die and uses salt and butter accordingly
The cook does not care if you live or die and uses salt and butter accordingly
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you’re not supposed to be close to the machine! that’s where the finger munchers are!
you’re not supposed to be close to the machine! that’s where the finger munchers are!
Um, pass.
"Why? Don't worry, we also made it an asshole!"
Um, pass.
"Why? Don't worry, we also made it an asshole!"
It’s not exposed as a public API, but I figured out a way to read it and make it sound like an old wooden door.
It’s not exposed as a public API, but I figured out a way to read it and make it sound like an old wooden door.
The right to not have your career erased from record books because a cis woman tied with you for fifth place in a fucking swim meet.
The right to not have your career erased from record books because a cis woman tied with you for fifth place in a fucking swim meet.