Charles
standingpolicy.bsky.social
Charles
@standingpolicy.bsky.social
Boldly Go. Roll Tide. He/Him/Y’all
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January 31, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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cars should be built with non-refillable gas tanks. they roll out of the factory with full tanks, and once they're empty, the car goes straight to the scrap yard. this would create lots of jobs
February 19, 2024 at 7:16 PM
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Willy Wonka: *presses intercom button* Do not let that car leave the premises, make sure it and the OSHA inspector driving it are never seen again
December 7, 2024 at 5:15 PM
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plow names are one thing that fills me with american pride
Good Plow Hunting
Highway Clobbery
ICE CZAR
Ice Force One
Inna Flurry
Inside the Meltway
Jennifer Snowpez
Keep calm and plow on
Keyser Snöwze
Kung Plow Chicken
Melton John
Mike Waplowski
Million Dollar Snowplow
Muriel Plowser
No More Mr Ice Guy
P-L-O-W To Go
Perry the Plowtapus
Plow Force One
December 12, 2024 at 4:58 PM
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I lied. There’s no sex. Get dressed, we have to steal the Declaration of Independence.
December 10, 2024 at 1:46 PM
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You don't get bonus points for detailing your year of naughty and nice in Excel. Santa literally does not give a shit about Microsoft
December 12, 2024 at 2:30 PM
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🎵that’s me in the corner. that’s me in my sweatpants, eating my doritos🎵
December 11, 2024 at 12:12 AM
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I love cold chocolate milk. I like how it feels when it goes in me
December 11, 2024 at 12:40 AM
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Welcome back 'cotta
December 4, 2024 at 1:00 AM
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hate it when i’m reclining nude beside a secluded river and the local villagers start washing their clothes on my abs
November 30, 2024 at 1:21 AM
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ive had 4 beautiful women say to me Thank you. Thank you for coming to the halloween party as White Urkel , and Challenging the idea of Race
October 26, 2024 at 8:05 PM
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THE DARK TOWER: THE FLOATING EYES (2003)
Oil on Panel - 15" x 10"

This painting only appears in the Artist and Limited Editions of The Dark Tower by Stephen King. 1/2
November 23, 2024 at 4:20 PM