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Jake White 🌱🇵🇸
@squirrelboy.bsky.social
💻 Research software engineer
🎮 Co-owner of @rngparty.bsky.social
🌸 Developer of Bloom
🐣 Vegan
☄️ Amateur astrophotographer
https://linktr.ee/squirrelboy he/him

@squirrelboydev on the hellsite
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new osrs thread now that leagues is over. back to the maingame iron
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SOON, WE SET SAIL
November 19, 2025 at 1:19 AM
you just know that at this very moment the trump admin is out there sending emails about today's emails that we're probably all going to read in 5 years and i can't wait
November 15, 2025 at 5:30 AM
the animal agriculture industry is the worst genocide the world has ever seen and anyone participating in it should take a long look at themselves and stop fucking doing that
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 9:50 AM
the sky do be red tonight
app.astrobin.com/i/zamhjb
November 12, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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Tonight was a very bad night.
November 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM
imagine getting libbed up about electoral politics more often!! remember what they took from us
November 5, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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Zohran Mamdani: "So Donald Trump, since I know you're watching, I have four words for you: Turn the volume up."
November 5, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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Wikipedia founder Jimbo Wales is trying to use his name to convince Wikipedia editors to deny the Gaza Genocide, recognized by many human rights organizations.

Although he's not seizing control, this is an extreme attempt to sway Wikipedia content in violation of its founding principles.
November 3, 2025 at 4:32 AM
homemade candy corn time
October 30, 2025 at 1:52 AM
osrs gridmaster thread! all easy tasks done in ~3hrs
October 15, 2025 at 1:59 PM
adopted this weirdo 1yr ago today
October 13, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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We have armed secret police kidnapping people off the street based on the color of their skin.

When we win: we will haul them before a Senate committee. The masks will come off. There will be consequences.
October 12, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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i captained a bingo team in my clan for the first time, ended 2nd place despite insanely bad luck at so many places. 10/10 i need sleep
October 5, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person. Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile is in select theaters October 2.
September 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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AOC: We should be clear about who Charlie Kirk was. A man who believed that the civil rights act that granted black Americans the right to vote was a mistake… His rhetoric and beliefs were ignorant, uneducated, and sought to disenfranchise millions of Americans.
September 19, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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excited for this trend to continue when 30 years from now Nick Fuentes takes a principled stance against the policies of President Triple Hitler, a clone containing the souls of three Hitlers in a single body
September 18, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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The free speech activist who built a list of professors he worked to get fired for their speech must be celebrated for his support of free speech, and anyone who quotes his speech accurately in context will be fired and/or face state punishment by the champions of free speech, do I have that right?
September 15, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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almost left this 2020 banger behind on twitter so time to repost it
September 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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*watching innocent people rapidly acquire the cursed knowledge that has driven me to madness* oh no
September 12, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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My dad first signed up for Twitter to follow live sports and he’s a freak about U of I. One day he said to me “Twitter is abuzz about Illini golf,” and I was like dude you only follow Illini sports accounts. And that’s how every reporter feels Charlie Kirk was the most important person in the world.
September 12, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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like this is the most irresponsible level of hysteria i’ve ever seen. most of these people are either paid by the republican party, or are high level advisors and allies. this is insane
September 12, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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OK, but you do know you're eulogizing Charlie Kirk, right?

aftermath.site/charlie-kirk...
September 11, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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as for political violence... some of y'all want a return to a time that has literally never existed. this was conceived and born through genocides. if you really want to make a different world, you are going to have to engage with the idea of violence on a much deeper and more uncomfortable level.
September 11, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.
www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...
We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk
If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.
www.jezebel.com
September 8, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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"is" and "was" having a jolly game of tug of war rn
September 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM