Jake White 🌱🇵🇸
@squirrelboy.bsky.social
💻 Research software engineer
🎮 Co-owner of @rngparty.bsky.social
🌸 Developer of Bloom
🐣 Vegan
☄️ Amateur astrophotographer
https://linktr.ee/squirrelboy he/him
@squirrelboydev on the hellsite
🎮 Co-owner of @rngparty.bsky.social
🌸 Developer of Bloom
🐣 Vegan
☄️ Amateur astrophotographer
https://linktr.ee/squirrelboy he/him
@squirrelboydev on the hellsite
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Jake White 🌱🇵🇸
@squirrelboy.bsky.social
· Jan 15
new osrs thread now that leagues is over. back to the maingame iron
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"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.
January 3, 2026 at 1:24 PM
"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.
i love waking up to the first new illegal war of the year
January 3, 2026 at 1:19 PM
i love waking up to the first new illegal war of the year
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@squirrelboy.bsky.social look what I finally get to play!!!!!!!!
January 1, 2026 at 10:22 PM
@squirrelboy.bsky.social look what I finally get to play!!!!!!!!
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they’re going to want to kill him for this but he’s so right, individualism as an ideology needs to end
January 2, 2026 at 1:23 AM
they’re going to want to kill him for this but he’s so right, individualism as an ideology needs to end
please please please let this be the year it happens
January 1, 2026 at 5:35 AM
please please please let this be the year it happens
the crime vs the perpetrator (it was a mason jar)
December 27, 2025 at 3:30 AM
the crime vs the perpetrator (it was a mason jar)
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Trump: We track Santa. We want to make sure that Santa is being good. We want to make sure that he's not infiltrated, that we're not infiltrating into our country a bad Santa. Santa loves Oklahoma like I do. You know, Oklahoma was very good to me in the election
December 24, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Trump: We track Santa. We want to make sure that Santa is being good. We want to make sure that he's not infiltrated, that we're not infiltrating into our country a bad Santa. Santa loves Oklahoma like I do. You know, Oklahoma was very good to me in the election
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December 23, 2025 at 7:17 PM
bought a framework 13
December 16, 2025 at 5:54 PM
bought a framework 13
cleared super hard NG+ in kirby air riders. 10/10 game
December 13, 2025 at 11:03 PM
cleared super hard NG+ in kirby air riders. 10/10 game
soo I adopted a 6 month old snuggly void named Yuna
December 1, 2025 at 2:05 AM
soo I adopted a 6 month old snuggly void named Yuna
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SOON, WE SET SAIL
November 19, 2025 at 1:19 AM
SOON, WE SET SAIL
you just know that at this very moment the trump admin is out there sending emails about today's emails that we're probably all going to read in 5 years and i can't wait
November 15, 2025 at 5:30 AM
you just know that at this very moment the trump admin is out there sending emails about today's emails that we're probably all going to read in 5 years and i can't wait
the animal agriculture industry is the worst genocide the world has ever seen and anyone participating in it should take a long look at themselves and stop fucking doing that
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 9:50 AM
the animal agriculture industry is the worst genocide the world has ever seen and anyone participating in it should take a long look at themselves and stop fucking doing that
the sky do be red tonight
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November 12, 2025 at 6:48 AM
the sky do be red tonight
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Tonight was a very bad night.
November 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Tonight was a very bad night.
imagine getting libbed up about electoral politics more often!! remember what they took from us
November 5, 2025 at 6:01 AM
imagine getting libbed up about electoral politics more often!! remember what they took from us
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Zohran Mamdani: "So Donald Trump, since I know you're watching, I have four words for you: Turn the volume up."
November 5, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Zohran Mamdani: "So Donald Trump, since I know you're watching, I have four words for you: Turn the volume up."
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Wikipedia founder Jimbo Wales is trying to use his name to convince Wikipedia editors to deny the Gaza Genocide, recognized by many human rights organizations.
Although he's not seizing control, this is an extreme attempt to sway Wikipedia content in violation of its founding principles.
Although he's not seizing control, this is an extreme attempt to sway Wikipedia content in violation of its founding principles.
November 3, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Wikipedia founder Jimbo Wales is trying to use his name to convince Wikipedia editors to deny the Gaza Genocide, recognized by many human rights organizations.
Although he's not seizing control, this is an extreme attempt to sway Wikipedia content in violation of its founding principles.
Although he's not seizing control, this is an extreme attempt to sway Wikipedia content in violation of its founding principles.
homemade candy corn time
October 30, 2025 at 1:52 AM
homemade candy corn time
osrs gridmaster thread! all easy tasks done in ~3hrs
October 15, 2025 at 1:59 PM
osrs gridmaster thread! all easy tasks done in ~3hrs
adopted this weirdo 1yr ago today
October 13, 2025 at 3:06 AM
adopted this weirdo 1yr ago today
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We have armed secret police kidnapping people off the street based on the color of their skin.
When we win: we will haul them before a Senate committee. The masks will come off. There will be consequences.
When we win: we will haul them before a Senate committee. The masks will come off. There will be consequences.
October 12, 2025 at 4:44 PM
We have armed secret police kidnapping people off the street based on the color of their skin.
When we win: we will haul them before a Senate committee. The masks will come off. There will be consequences.
When we win: we will haul them before a Senate committee. The masks will come off. There will be consequences.
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i captained a bingo team in my clan for the first time, ended 2nd place despite insanely bad luck at so many places. 10/10 i need sleep
October 5, 2025 at 8:58 PM
i captained a bingo team in my clan for the first time, ended 2nd place despite insanely bad luck at so many places. 10/10 i need sleep
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Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person. Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile is in select theaters October 2.
September 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person. Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile is in select theaters October 2.