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Scanning the horizon for someone recognizing that I might’ve been queen.
Y’all wanna read the saddest and truest sentence ever? The playlist at Captain D’s at 11am Monday mornings is pretty 🔥
June 30, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Y’all wanna read the saddest and truest sentence ever? The playlist at Captain D’s at 11am Monday mornings is pretty 🔥
Being married in middle age is standing in the kitchen together after supper figuring out where you’ll have to do the Dawn treatment on your shirts before you wash them.
April 11, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Being married in middle age is standing in the kitchen together after supper figuring out where you’ll have to do the Dawn treatment on your shirts before you wash them.
I’d like to know where Tulsi Gabbard was about 8:30 last night. And why RFKJr and Kash Patel were in the back seat.
January 30, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I’d like to know where Tulsi Gabbard was about 8:30 last night. And why RFKJr and Kash Patel were in the back seat.
This whole Shock Doctrine thing is fun.
January 29, 2025 at 12:52 AM
This whole Shock Doctrine thing is fun.
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I’m just glad that my faith in humanity isn’t alive to see any of this.
January 21, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I’m just glad that my faith in humanity isn’t alive to see any of this.
As the year draws to a close, let us appeal to our better angels in 2025 and save all the hate and bile and vitriol for those who truly deserve it: commenters on cooking.nytimes.com
December 24, 2024 at 7:07 PM
As the year draws to a close, let us appeal to our better angels in 2025 and save all the hate and bile and vitriol for those who truly deserve it: commenters on cooking.nytimes.com
That was an all-day sucker. It’s been a long week. www.nytimes.com/badges/games...
I got Genius!
How many words can you make with 7 letters?
www.nytimes.com
December 21, 2024 at 12:52 AM
That was an all-day sucker. It’s been a long week. www.nytimes.com/badges/games...
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Me: What’s your Wi-fi password?
Priest: Sir, this is a funeral.
Me: Is that all caps?
Priest: Sir, this is a funeral.
Me: Is that all caps?
December 14, 2024 at 7:11 PM
Me: What’s your Wi-fi password?
Priest: Sir, this is a funeral.
Me: Is that all caps?
Priest: Sir, this is a funeral.
Me: Is that all caps?
The Onion is always 18 months ahead of r/nottheonion
New Law Requires SNAP Recipients To Balance Food On Nose Until Receiving Command To Eat It
theonion.com/new-law-requ...
theonion.com/new-law-requ...
December 13, 2024 at 10:59 PM
The Onion is always 18 months ahead of r/nottheonion
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For your holiday playlist.
Earth Is Ghetto by Aliah Sheffield on Apple Music
Song · 2022 · Duration 2:23
music.apple.com
November 30, 2024 at 11:17 PM
For your holiday playlist.
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it's problematic to celebrate Thanksgiving, but perfectly ethical to ruin it for everyone around you
November 27, 2024 at 1:38 AM
it's problematic to celebrate Thanksgiving, but perfectly ethical to ruin it for everyone around you
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most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns
April 27, 2023 at 7:19 PM
most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns
Where was Gondor when I couldn’t sell it and had to sit back down on it?
Where was Gondor when the Englishman went up a hill but came down a mountain?
Where was Gondor when the spearmint lost its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
November 23, 2024 at 12:13 AM
Where was Gondor when I couldn’t sell it and had to sit back down on it?
Age yourself with your first computer. 40MB hard drive was 🔥
November 18, 2024 at 10:27 PM
Age yourself with your first computer. 40MB hard drive was 🔥
It’s officially dry itchy leg season.
November 12, 2024 at 8:39 PM
It’s officially dry itchy leg season.
I am mad that Joan Allen isn’t in everything all the time now.
July 3, 2024 at 2:06 AM
I am mad that Joan Allen isn’t in everything all the time now.
Michael went to Church’s Chicken last night and at the bottom of our carry-out bag was a chicken leg ornament. You should go to Church’s and get you a chicken leg ornament.
November 3, 2023 at 8:49 PM
Michael went to Church’s Chicken last night and at the bottom of our carry-out bag was a chicken leg ornament. You should go to Church’s and get you a chicken leg ornament.
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