My favorite bit of her internet-investigator bio is where she was suspected for a minute of planting them pipe bombs. I still follow her Tantric fuck gym slam piece on Insta.

Meemaw took too many half Valiums again.

Oh did that little bitch have time to look at his phone or a newspaper before THIS presser?

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Shout out to the stregas!

100% support pissing on Storm Thurmond’s grave & then setting it on fire. Don’t think it moved any needles/changed anything substantive at all. From the #s I saw that watched it 99.9% of Americans don’t give a single fuck. I’m absolutely certain things have to get far worse before they get better.

No thanks to you. Be ashamed. Resign.

All will love boobs and despair.

Ma’am perhaps you haven’t noticed but there’s a WHOLE LOT LESS OF GOVERNMENT TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT ALREADY. If the White House can still afford to pay its goddamn light bill you’ve failed.

We’re going again. Target’s easy but Amazon is the sole distributor of so many trusted brands like GINGTTO, ZOCAVIA and HOTEC. I’m sure we’ll muddle through.

Vaccines, cancer research, Medicare, Social Security. We’re only weeks from a solution.

There’s no guarantee there will even be an election In 2026.