@spocktheox.bsky.social
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Every fucking team that plays the Brewers becomes so incompetent they get job offers to work for Trump.
August 17, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Every fucking team that plays the Brewers becomes so incompetent they get job offers to work for Trump.
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Taylor Swift is a jam band.
She:
Plays 3-hour shows
Has a hit 10-plus minute song
Has a in-jokes for hardcore fans
Has fans travel thousands of miles to see her
Plays multi-night runs at the same venue
Has fans hang out before show, selling bootleg merch
Impresses two bearded middle aged podcasters
She:
Plays 3-hour shows
Has a hit 10-plus minute song
Has a in-jokes for hardcore fans
Has fans travel thousands of miles to see her
Plays multi-night runs at the same venue
Has fans hang out before show, selling bootleg merch
Impresses two bearded middle aged podcasters
August 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Taylor Swift is a jam band.
She:
Plays 3-hour shows
Has a hit 10-plus minute song
Has a in-jokes for hardcore fans
Has fans travel thousands of miles to see her
Plays multi-night runs at the same venue
Has fans hang out before show, selling bootleg merch
Impresses two bearded middle aged podcasters
She:
Plays 3-hour shows
Has a hit 10-plus minute song
Has a in-jokes for hardcore fans
Has fans travel thousands of miles to see her
Plays multi-night runs at the same venue
Has fans hang out before show, selling bootleg merch
Impresses two bearded middle aged podcasters
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
August 12, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
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they call them "the twins" in honor of the only two people on the roster
July 31, 2025 at 10:12 PM
they call them "the twins" in honor of the only two people on the roster
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the Dipoto Tracker has gone mainstream
docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/651...
docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/651...
July 28, 2025 at 3:41 PM
the Dipoto Tracker has gone mainstream
docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/651...
docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/651...
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No, no, you misheard me, I’m in the Eckstein Files, a list of people who have succeeded despite lacking the physical attributes because of hard work, intelligence, and grit.
July 13, 2025 at 12:06 AM
No, no, you misheard me, I’m in the Eckstein Files, a list of people who have succeeded despite lacking the physical attributes because of hard work, intelligence, and grit.
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If we don't go to war in the Middle East at least once a generation it will enter public domain
June 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM
If we don't go to war in the Middle East at least once a generation it will enter public domain
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EXCLUSIVE — The Onion has a full-page ad in today’s NYT featuring part of an editorial calling out congressional fecklessness towards Trump. They also sent a copy of their latest issue to every lawmaker.
My report, with an excerpt from the full editorial: www.thehandbasket.co/p/exclusive-...
My report, with an excerpt from the full editorial: www.thehandbasket.co/p/exclusive-...
June 22, 2025 at 1:32 PM
EXCLUSIVE — The Onion has a full-page ad in today’s NYT featuring part of an editorial calling out congressional fecklessness towards Trump. They also sent a copy of their latest issue to every lawmaker.
My report, with an excerpt from the full editorial: www.thehandbasket.co/p/exclusive-...
My report, with an excerpt from the full editorial: www.thehandbasket.co/p/exclusive-...
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In the end, probably just cooler to have Marilyn Monroe sing you Happy Birthday
June 15, 2025 at 1:46 AM
In the end, probably just cooler to have Marilyn Monroe sing you Happy Birthday
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Fortunate Son played over a military parade of obviously checked-out soldiers, marching out of sync to stroke the ego of a real estate mogul turned president who dodged the draft the song was written in criticism of.
I have already become the joker.
I have already become the joker.
I am formerly rejecting "If you wrote this in a novel it'd be too on-the-nose". Going forward my characters will perform unambiguous symbology, read lines devoid of subtly, whilst a big flashing sign over the stage reads THIS IS ALL REALLY HAPPENING RIGHT NOW YOU FUCKS.
June 15, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Fortunate Son played over a military parade of obviously checked-out soldiers, marching out of sync to stroke the ego of a real estate mogul turned president who dodged the draft the song was written in criticism of.
I have already become the joker.
I have already become the joker.
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losing my mind over this
Bill Cassidy ordered a banh mi from dong phuong with nothing on it
June 12, 2025 at 1:23 PM
losing my mind over this
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6/6 #scryfallrandom is fucking with me because it genuinely gave me the six-iest card of all time before I checked what the date was.
June 6, 2025 at 7:27 AM
6/6 #scryfallrandom is fucking with me because it genuinely gave me the six-iest card of all time before I checked what the date was.
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I am told that they have the power and they have the speed, but I am working to confirm.
Best record in the National League, best run differential in baseball.
June 4, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I am told that they have the power and they have the speed, but I am working to confirm.
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the best magic format is 60 card
(i obviously mean building a yorion deck in limited)
(i obviously mean building a yorion deck in limited)
May 27, 2025 at 6:27 PM
the best magic format is 60 card
(i obviously mean building a yorion deck in limited)
(i obviously mean building a yorion deck in limited)
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Over the last 10 games, the Cubs have outscored opponents 54-3 from the 6th inning on. It's quite ridiculous.
May 26, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Over the last 10 games, the Cubs have outscored opponents 54-3 from the 6th inning on. It's quite ridiculous.
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omg babe the second angle of the PCA grand slam just dropped!!!!
May 24, 2025 at 1:20 AM
omg babe the second angle of the PCA grand slam just dropped!!!!
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Geographical Proximity Weekend, otherwise known as an off weekend for the Mariners.
May 18, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Geographical Proximity Weekend, otherwise known as an off weekend for the Mariners.
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The Cubs now have four different players with double-digit homers (PCA, Suzuki, Tucker, Swanson), and three different players with double-digit stolen bases (PCA, Tucker, Hoerner). No other team has more than TWO players in EITHER category.
May 18, 2025 at 2:22 PM
The Cubs now have four different players with double-digit homers (PCA, Suzuki, Tucker, Swanson), and three different players with double-digit stolen bases (PCA, Tucker, Hoerner). No other team has more than TWO players in EITHER category.
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Whoa. The 3 walk offs in 4 minutes last night featured the Cubs and two former Cubs.
May 14, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Whoa. The 3 walk offs in 4 minutes last night featured the Cubs and two former Cubs.
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you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"
May 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"