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does bsky know about the mtg microformat i made?

It's called Cait's Cage Match and it's a fast paced 1v1 format with custom decks (and some super cute deck boxes i had made!) link to a video explaining it πŸ‘‡

If you've played this pls let me know your thoughts πŸ₯Ή
ER did not go well.

Mitzi has a large inoperable tumor on her liver, likely cancer.

All I can do from here is make her as comfortable as possible. I'm all sorts of fucked up about it.

I've been with her for 11 years, and I've never loved anyone more.

don't reach out. I don't wanna talk. πŸ’š
February 14, 2026 at 8:25 AM
the worst day in Chicago is 40x better than the best day in Las Vegas
February 14, 2026 at 12:48 AM
as your business partner it is devastating to see you make poor decisions like this πŸ˜”
February 14, 2026 at 12:39 AM
four way tie between seeing all my nieces and nephews for the first time
February 14, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Relient K at the Nintendo Fusion Tour where they let people play the Wii for the first time

kinda hate live music tho tbh
February 13, 2026 at 10:34 PM
this card alone has done more for my life than any singular person has in my 33 years of living
February 13, 2026 at 10:29 PM
idk how to ride a horse so I'd put money on you
February 13, 2026 at 9:57 PM
well I've only played gba so idk haha
February 13, 2026 at 9:06 PM
this feels perfectly tailored to me as someone who played wow in that time and grew up in tornado country

tbh i would easily continue a raid while the sirens are going lol
February 13, 2026 at 9:02 PM
gba pokemon pinball
kh chain of memories
one of those carts that has SpongeBob episodes on it
Powerpuff girls game
February 13, 2026 at 8:55 PM
wood glue creates such a powerful bond between pieces of wood that if you wood glued two pieces of wood together and then applied pressure to it, the grain of the wood itself would fail before the glued together joint does
February 13, 2026 at 8:54 PM
bad ass
February 13, 2026 at 8:49 PM
OH i just realized i misread your post sorry let me answer again

woman. she/her.
February 13, 2026 at 8:49 PM
I'm excited for the rest of this story but also wanna know where in texas.

grew up poor in Oklahoma so texas was our "vacation" spot lol. I've been to a lottttt of texas
February 13, 2026 at 8:47 PM
no and I've been vegan for a decade and will die vegan so i doubt i ever will, sorry!
February 13, 2026 at 8:46 PM
I'm pretty pop music pilled. if it's wildly popular I'm probably into it at least a little. 60% of tiktok songs annoy me.
February 13, 2026 at 8:44 PM
just a display mini!
February 13, 2026 at 8:43 PM
i mean i think it basically was

i think it was good to keep it out of it. i like there being somewhat of a distinction
February 13, 2026 at 8:41 PM
used to build and paint a lot of minis

here's one of my faves
February 13, 2026 at 8:40 PM
oh wait sorry i meant
February 13, 2026 at 8:39 PM
February 13, 2026 at 8:38 PM
I'd be a widowed house wife who everyone thinks killed her husband and like maybe i did (I didn't) and I'm trying to clear my name and find love again but it's hard bc no one wants to get close to me bc they think they'll die

also i have a baby
February 13, 2026 at 8:31 PM
haunter.
February 13, 2026 at 8:30 PM
naur
February 13, 2026 at 8:22 PM
"you need to either use dice or write more legibly on your life pad because I'm struggling to read it from here"

um, I've actually not really had super unhinged like, fan interactions. people are always very nice and chill when they know who i am. i hope it's bc I've cultivated fear in their hearts
February 13, 2026 at 8:22 PM