Nile (like the river)
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Nile (like the river)
@nilejoan.com
· Nov 15
does bsky know about the mtg microformat i made?
It's called Cait's Cage Match and it's a fast paced 1v1 format with custom decks (and some super cute deck boxes i had made!) link to a video explaining it 👇
If you've played this pls let me know your thoughts 🥹
It's called Cait's Cage Match and it's a fast paced 1v1 format with custom decks (and some super cute deck boxes i had made!) link to a video explaining it 👇
If you've played this pls let me know your thoughts 🥹
i left a very important notebook with playtesting notes on it in Oklahoma
i had to have my dad take pictures of every page for me and sometimes i doodle while taking notes so my dad had to send me a page of my butthole beans lmao
i had to have my dad take pictures of every page for me and sometimes i doodle while taking notes so my dad had to send me a page of my butthole beans lmao
December 29, 2025 at 7:26 PM
i left a very important notebook with playtesting notes on it in Oklahoma
i had to have my dad take pictures of every page for me and sometimes i doodle while taking notes so my dad had to send me a page of my butthole beans lmao
i had to have my dad take pictures of every page for me and sometimes i doodle while taking notes so my dad had to send me a page of my butthole beans lmao
the reason I'm always griping about not having enough femme creators in any space is bc every time i try to watch some random man's streams or YouTubes they always get weirdly gross and phallic
can you just play hearthstone without saying you're gonna put your sack in someone's mouth jfc
can you just play hearthstone without saying you're gonna put your sack in someone's mouth jfc
December 29, 2025 at 1:38 AM
the reason I'm always griping about not having enough femme creators in any space is bc every time i try to watch some random man's streams or YouTubes they always get weirdly gross and phallic
can you just play hearthstone without saying you're gonna put your sack in someone's mouth jfc
can you just play hearthstone without saying you're gonna put your sack in someone's mouth jfc
if sinners isn't AT LEAST in your top 5 films of the year then i simply can not take you for serious
December 28, 2025 at 9:36 PM
if sinners isn't AT LEAST in your top 5 films of the year then i simply can not take you for serious
lord of the rings bilbo was like "i feel like spreading my butt over too much bread"
December 28, 2025 at 7:54 PM
lord of the rings bilbo was like "i feel like spreading my butt over too much bread"
birthday/xmas gifts that my friends gave me yesterday
i am seen. i am loved. i am understood.
i am seen. i am loved. i am understood.
December 28, 2025 at 6:09 PM
birthday/xmas gifts that my friends gave me yesterday
i am seen. i am loved. i am understood.
i am seen. i am loved. i am understood.
just watched marty supreme. loved it. i hated marty more than anything and i know like 1000 magic players exactly like him
if you've ever said "my opponent should have lost but..." then I'm talking about you!
if you've ever said "my opponent should have lost but..." then I'm talking about you!
December 28, 2025 at 5:26 AM
just watched marty supreme. loved it. i hated marty more than anything and i know like 1000 magic players exactly like him
if you've ever said "my opponent should have lost but..." then I'm talking about you!
if you've ever said "my opponent should have lost but..." then I'm talking about you!
having adhd means sometimes needing someone to remind you of the things you've forgotten and also getting unreasonably pissed off when they remind you of a thing you have not forgotten
December 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM
having adhd means sometimes needing someone to remind you of the things you've forgotten and also getting unreasonably pissed off when they remind you of a thing you have not forgotten
if my name was Will I'd be Who's On Firsting people constantly
December 27, 2025 at 8:49 PM
if my name was Will I'd be Who's On Firsting people constantly
fapman and the stroker
December 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
fapman and the stroker
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thinking about the standard mtg announcer pairing of the most professionally styled woman you've ever seen and Steve, who doesn't own a comb and his unmade bed is in frame.
will also add - yes, this is my personal crusade - that turning podcasts into videos implicitly asks women to once again make more effort than men, as the bar for "camera-ready" for one gender is obviously higher than for the other
‘Painful to hear!’ How podcasts’ rush to video is turning them into dreadful listens
December 27, 2025 at 7:07 PM
thinking about the standard mtg announcer pairing of the most professionally styled woman you've ever seen and Steve, who doesn't own a comb and his unmade bed is in frame.
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diet coke, tall can
December 26, 2025 at 3:23 AM
diet coke, tall can
Merry Christmas from stranger things. they got you a vecna jizz dimension. i hope you like it
December 26, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Merry Christmas from stranger things. they got you a vecna jizz dimension. i hope you like it
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"shut UP! no more buzz balls! shut up!" - mr pilnok's brother, as all three 30-something women begin c a c k l i n g in unison
December 25, 2025 at 5:35 PM
"shut UP! no more buzz balls! shut up!" - mr pilnok's brother, as all three 30-something women begin c a c k l i n g in unison
guys c'mon it's only 10pm stop saying merry crimus
December 25, 2025 at 6:06 AM
guys c'mon it's only 10pm stop saying merry crimus
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For real tho have a great one y'all 💖
December 25, 2025 at 5:57 AM
For real tho have a great one y'all 💖
chat this is nile. she's the most undervalued poster on the Internet. her only defect is severe adhd and she's kinda a shut in and she doesn't reply to any form of communication ever and she gets over stimulated easily and she passes out sometimes and has to sit in the shower and she's a crybaby and
December 24, 2025 at 10:43 PM
chat this is nile. she's the most undervalued poster on the Internet. her only defect is severe adhd and she's kinda a shut in and she doesn't reply to any form of communication ever and she gets over stimulated easily and she passes out sometimes and has to sit in the shower and she's a crybaby and
joke idea swole santa knows who's natty and nice
December 24, 2025 at 6:17 AM
joke idea swole santa knows who's natty and nice
my little sister's 3 year old daughter happens to be EXACTLY like my sister was at that age which means
1) she can be a real punk
2) she doesn't know it yet but i have like 30 years of experience with this exact brand of punk
she has no idea what she's in for
1) she can be a real punk
2) she doesn't know it yet but i have like 30 years of experience with this exact brand of punk
she has no idea what she's in for
December 22, 2025 at 6:36 PM
my little sister's 3 year old daughter happens to be EXACTLY like my sister was at that age which means
1) she can be a real punk
2) she doesn't know it yet but i have like 30 years of experience with this exact brand of punk
she has no idea what she's in for
1) she can be a real punk
2) she doesn't know it yet but i have like 30 years of experience with this exact brand of punk
she has no idea what she's in for
"why are you on the harbor freight sign in page"
"NOOOOO!!!! 😭"
"lets get you back to YouTube"
"NOOOOOO-OH-OH-OHHH!!! 😭😭"
"why do you want to be on the harbor freight sign in page??"
"i doooooooon't 😭"
"then why are you crying that i made it go away??"
"NOOOOO!!!! 😭"
"lets get you back to YouTube"
"NOOOOOO-OH-OH-OHHH!!! 😭😭"
"why do you want to be on the harbor freight sign in page??"
"i doooooooon't 😭"
"then why are you crying that i made it go away??"
December 22, 2025 at 4:08 PM
"why are you on the harbor freight sign in page"
"NOOOOO!!!! 😭"
"lets get you back to YouTube"
"NOOOOOO-OH-OH-OHHH!!! 😭😭"
"why do you want to be on the harbor freight sign in page??"
"i doooooooon't 😭"
"then why are you crying that i made it go away??"
"NOOOOO!!!! 😭"
"lets get you back to YouTube"
"NOOOOOO-OH-OH-OHHH!!! 😭😭"
"why do you want to be on the harbor freight sign in page??"
"i doooooooon't 😭"
"then why are you crying that i made it go away??"
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old memes i made of star trek with dril quotes thread
December 21, 2025 at 5:23 PM
old memes i made of star trek with dril quotes thread
is Timeless about to become my comfort format??
December 21, 2025 at 7:10 PM
is Timeless about to become my comfort format??
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