Nile (like the river)
@nilejoan.com
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Nile (like the river)
@nilejoan.com
· Nov 15
does bsky know about the mtg microformat i made?
It's called Cait's Cage Match and it's a fast paced 1v1 format with custom decks (and some super cute deck boxes i had made!) link to a video explaining it 👇
If you've played this pls let me know your thoughts 🥹
It's called Cait's Cage Match and it's a fast paced 1v1 format with custom decks (and some super cute deck boxes i had made!) link to a video explaining it 👇
If you've played this pls let me know your thoughts 🥹
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obsessed with the woman who covered Friday Night from ITYSL
November 15, 2025 at 2:14 AM
obsessed with the woman who covered Friday Night from ITYSL
"good game, i almost had ya!" i say to my riftbound opponent
they smile at me "thanks! haha yeah it was close towards the end, ggs!"
i smile back "shall we...commence with the Riot game traditions now?"
"oh yes, please go ahead" they respond
"FUCK YOU FUCK YOU KISS YOUR SISTER KISS YOUR SISTER"
they smile at me "thanks! haha yeah it was close towards the end, ggs!"
i smile back "shall we...commence with the Riot game traditions now?"
"oh yes, please go ahead" they respond
"FUCK YOU FUCK YOU KISS YOUR SISTER KISS YOUR SISTER"
November 13, 2025 at 10:17 PM
"good game, i almost had ya!" i say to my riftbound opponent
they smile at me "thanks! haha yeah it was close towards the end, ggs!"
i smile back "shall we...commence with the Riot game traditions now?"
"oh yes, please go ahead" they respond
"FUCK YOU FUCK YOU KISS YOUR SISTER KISS YOUR SISTER"
they smile at me "thanks! haha yeah it was close towards the end, ggs!"
i smile back "shall we...commence with the Riot game traditions now?"
"oh yes, please go ahead" they respond
"FUCK YOU FUCK YOU KISS YOUR SISTER KISS YOUR SISTER"
made $160 going undefeated with grixis wizards at FIN draft night
nevermind that i sold 7 people packs for $20 each
nevermind that i sold 7 people packs for $20 each
November 12, 2025 at 7:16 AM
made $160 going undefeated with grixis wizards at FIN draft night
nevermind that i sold 7 people packs for $20 each
nevermind that i sold 7 people packs for $20 each
pic of my great tits for ya
November 11, 2025 at 4:56 AM
pic of my great tits for ya
my chess coach: "find mate in 1"
*i jingle my carabineer towards the queen*
*i jingle my carabineer towards the queen*
November 10, 2025 at 8:21 PM
my chess coach: "find mate in 1"
*i jingle my carabineer towards the queen*
*i jingle my carabineer towards the queen*
if you've been playing riftbound, which format(s) have you played and what are your thoughts so far?
if you've opened any riftbound, how much have you opened and what were your thoughts on that experience?
if you've opened any riftbound, how much have you opened and what were your thoughts on that experience?
November 10, 2025 at 3:46 AM
if you've been playing riftbound, which format(s) have you played and what are your thoughts so far?
if you've opened any riftbound, how much have you opened and what were your thoughts on that experience?
if you've opened any riftbound, how much have you opened and what were your thoughts on that experience?
this might be the greatest aesthetic for a deck builder I've ever seen, holy shit
⭐🐸 My Card Is Better Than Your Card! Reveal trailer out NOW! 🦦 🍬
Get ready to become the coolest kid on the playground in this playful deckbuilder roguelike! 💫
🍬🐝⭐
Get ready to become the coolest kid on the playground in this playful deckbuilder roguelike! 💫
🍬🐝⭐
November 7, 2025 at 6:40 PM
this might be the greatest aesthetic for a deck builder I've ever seen, holy shit
any of y'all goin to emerald city in march?
November 7, 2025 at 5:55 PM
any of y'all goin to emerald city in march?
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remember that expensive charizard?
i got it graded
i got it graded
November 6, 2025 at 4:53 PM
remember that expensive charizard?
i got it graded
i got it graded
blackjack is so awesome
November 6, 2025 at 9:34 AM
blackjack is so awesome
Good job New York, now Zohran Mamdani is gonna enact TOLARIA LAW (everyone gets free blue mana)
November 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Good job New York, now Zohran Mamdani is gonna enact TOLARIA LAW (everyone gets free blue mana)
counting rings is such a bullshit way of figuring out something's age
you cut me in half i guarantee you see 4? maybe 5 rings TOPS
I'm WAY MORE than five
they've taken us for absolute goddamn fools
you cut me in half i guarantee you see 4? maybe 5 rings TOPS
I'm WAY MORE than five
they've taken us for absolute goddamn fools
November 5, 2025 at 10:19 PM
counting rings is such a bullshit way of figuring out something's age
you cut me in half i guarantee you see 4? maybe 5 rings TOPS
I'm WAY MORE than five
they've taken us for absolute goddamn fools
you cut me in half i guarantee you see 4? maybe 5 rings TOPS
I'm WAY MORE than five
they've taken us for absolute goddamn fools
holding all future episodes of the nile and gerry tea hostage until riot sends me product
November 5, 2025 at 10:17 PM
holding all future episodes of the nile and gerry tea hostage until riot sends me product
dodged tsa deck check even with 6 boxes of riftbound in my bag
running hotter than the sun
running hotter than the sun
November 5, 2025 at 9:51 PM
dodged tsa deck check even with 6 boxes of riftbound in my bag
running hotter than the sun
running hotter than the sun
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OKLAHOMO CITY THE PEOPLES JOKER ON NOVEMBER 14TH DONT MISS IT www.oklahomafilmexchange.com/events/the-p...
The People's Joker (2022) — Oklahoma Film Exchange
An aspiring clown grappling with her gender identity combats a fascistic caped crusader. A film by Vera Drew.
www.oklahomafilmexchange.com
November 5, 2025 at 6:39 PM
OKLAHOMO CITY THE PEOPLES JOKER ON NOVEMBER 14TH DONT MISS IT www.oklahomafilmexchange.com/events/the-p...
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The sandwich exploded on me. I could feel it through my bulletproof vest. The worst part about it, though, was the smells. Onions. Mustard. I'll never forget what I went through that day. How could I. How could anyone. Mustard stains, oh god, the mustard stains.
November 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
The sandwich exploded on me. I could feel it through my bulletproof vest. The worst part about it, though, was the smells. Onions. Mustard. I'll never forget what I went through that day. How could I. How could anyone. Mustard stains, oh god, the mustard stains.
secret lair list in case you missed it:
Able of the mirror breaker
Bable of the mirror breaker
Cable of the mirror breaker
Dable of the mirror breaker
Æble of the mirror breaker
Fung Wolf
Gable of the mirror breaker
Heyyy mirror breaker
I, the mirror breaker
Jable of the mirror breaker
Kamble
Loot 2
Able of the mirror breaker
Bable of the mirror breaker
Cable of the mirror breaker
Dable of the mirror breaker
Æble of the mirror breaker
Fung Wolf
Gable of the mirror breaker
Heyyy mirror breaker
I, the mirror breaker
Jable of the mirror breaker
Kamble
Loot 2
November 3, 2025 at 6:48 PM
secret lair list in case you missed it:
Able of the mirror breaker
Bable of the mirror breaker
Cable of the mirror breaker
Dable of the mirror breaker
Æble of the mirror breaker
Fung Wolf
Gable of the mirror breaker
Heyyy mirror breaker
I, the mirror breaker
Jable of the mirror breaker
Kamble
Loot 2
Able of the mirror breaker
Bable of the mirror breaker
Cable of the mirror breaker
Dable of the mirror breaker
Æble of the mirror breaker
Fung Wolf
Gable of the mirror breaker
Heyyy mirror breaker
I, the mirror breaker
Jable of the mirror breaker
Kamble
Loot 2
I'm gonna be the best ahri player west of the Mississippi
November 3, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I'm gonna be the best ahri player west of the Mississippi
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> be the mtg secret lair twttr account
> announce encyclopedia theme
> post reverse-alphabet nonsensical messages
> forget to post an "A" message or any payoff
> pat yourself on the back for building hype
> don't share the final cards included
> announce technical problems
> announce encyclopedia theme
> post reverse-alphabet nonsensical messages
> forget to post an "A" message or any payoff
> pat yourself on the back for building hype
> don't share the final cards included
> announce technical problems
November 3, 2025 at 5:05 PM
> be the mtg secret lair twttr account
> announce encyclopedia theme
> post reverse-alphabet nonsensical messages
> forget to post an "A" message or any payoff
> pat yourself on the back for building hype
> don't share the final cards included
> announce technical problems
> announce encyclopedia theme
> post reverse-alphabet nonsensical messages
> forget to post an "A" message or any payoff
> pat yourself on the back for building hype
> don't share the final cards included
> announce technical problems
for YEARS i have had a 'sacred duty' with pilnok where i light all of her joints. i call myself 'the keeper of the flame'
she had this made for me. it's perfect 🥹
she had this made for me. it's perfect 🥹
November 3, 2025 at 5:34 PM
for YEARS i have had a 'sacred duty' with pilnok where i light all of her joints. i call myself 'the keeper of the flame'
she had this made for me. it's perfect 🥹
she had this made for me. it's perfect 🥹
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me: "so i was talking with a friend"
you, wokely: "oh what's their name?"
me: "her name is Jane"
you, unwokely: "oh their name is Jane?"
you, wokely: "oh what's their name?"
me: "her name is Jane"
you, unwokely: "oh their name is Jane?"
November 3, 2025 at 5:35 AM
me: "so i was talking with a friend"
you, wokely: "oh what's their name?"
me: "her name is Jane"
you, unwokely: "oh their name is Jane?"
you, wokely: "oh what's their name?"
me: "her name is Jane"
you, unwokely: "oh their name is Jane?"