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November 11, 2025 at 6:33 PM
pic of my great tits for ya
November 11, 2025 at 4:56 AM
remember that expensive charizard?

i got it graded
November 6, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Good job New York, now Zohran Mamdani is gonna enact TOLARIA LAW (everyone gets free blue mana)
November 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM
i am loved
November 5, 2025 at 2:11 AM
for YEARS i have had a 'sacred duty' with pilnok where i light all of her joints. i call myself 'the keeper of the flame'

she had this made for me. it's perfect 🥹
November 3, 2025 at 5:34 PM
god bless kcmo
November 2, 2025 at 6:43 PM
finally back in the land of good gravy
November 2, 2025 at 5:16 PM
YES YES YES WHAT A DAY WHAT A LOVELY DAY
November 2, 2025 at 3:55 PM
surprised my bestie by flying across the country to crash her murder mystery birthday party

never frieren urself 💚
November 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
convincing my friends that we should get the john wick poker set so we can start using Continental coins as friend group exclusive currency
November 1, 2025 at 4:56 PM
you don't say
November 1, 2025 at 4:40 PM
me: "haha okay guys this has been a blast but looks like this is my stop! good luck Magic!"

magic at its immediate next stop:
November 1, 2025 at 3:59 PM
pika mother fuckin pee
November 1, 2025 at 1:01 AM
just sleeved up a copy of the basic land game to keep on me using EXCLUSIVELY retro border @alaynadanner.bsky.social panorama basics

it's about taste. it's about class.
October 31, 2025 at 9:18 PM
happy birthday to the greatest friend I've ever known

absolute love of my life

i hope everyone at some point in their lives gets to know a friendship as perfect and true as the one i share with pilz, but you're gonna have to find your own. this one's ours

HPD I HOPE YOU HAVE THE BEST DAY ILYSM 💚😭
October 31, 2025 at 6:59 PM
this is one of my favorite kind of card designs

a card that feels like it is missing a very obviously shaped puzzle piece

it really makes your gears start turning and lets the creativity flow

props to whoever had a hand in this one 👏🏻
October 30, 2025 at 5:25 PM
clifford you literally just asked for something in return bro wdym?!
October 30, 2025 at 4:28 PM
one of the funniest "actor swapped for body double" shots I've ever seen

TO A YOUNG MAN WITH A FULL HEAD OF THICK BROWN HAIR?? LMAO
October 30, 2025 at 3:58 AM
look at this sweet gift my friend gave me for cat sitting 🥹
October 29, 2025 at 5:46 AM
friend got this really sick die cutter that PERFECTLY cuts things into playing cards

we then spent like 2 hours turning every piece of cardboard we could find into cards, including transparent cards lol

so cool
October 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
if your hyper fixation is trains i honestly get it, these things are cool as fuck
October 25, 2025 at 12:50 AM
haha thaaaaank you

I'm pretty sure i had an idea for each or the core critter types to have like an "upgraded" creature type that you'd sometimes see, but the only other one i can find rn is a lizard > dragon one
October 23, 2025 at 3:53 PM
i forgot i was showin y'all these so here's a few more

i had been toying around with an idea of "what if cascade was really narrow" bc it felt like it fit super thematically with bugs

i think the frog here is a great piece of storytelling via mechanics

i wanted a rat who gained its wings lol
October 23, 2025 at 3:42 PM
i was reading a book about historical games in different cultures, and one of the first games it talked about was a game that the Kiowa Indians(who are Oklahoman) played

this guy also published an 800 page study on native games in the late 1800s and i found a single first edition copy for sale!
October 22, 2025 at 11:47 PM