Flat Times Square Ball Society
@adhdgobl.in
Clinical research, baseball (LFG Mariners), and booze nerd living in Philly. My views are not my own. They are yours. You have my views now. Sorry. (he/him)
In case Bsky becomes too much of a ban-happy dump: https://jorts.horse/@flatplutosociety
In case Bsky becomes too much of a ban-happy dump: https://jorts.horse/@flatplutosociety
Cal Raleigh's special interest is home runs.
December 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Cal Raleigh's special interest is home runs.
All Food Things...
11001001 Food
The Saucer Section.
December 26, 2025 at 2:30 AM
All Food Things...
Make a Bond movie casual
Leafraker
Leafraker
Make a Bond movie casual
Quantum of Shave Ice
Quantum of Shave Ice
Make a Bond movie casual
On Her Majesty's Postal Service
On Her Majesty's Postal Service
December 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Make a Bond movie casual
Leafraker
Leafraker
On Vixen! On Vixen! On Vixen and Vixen!
December 25, 2025 at 10:24 PM
On Vixen! On Vixen! On Vixen and Vixen!
Foster Griffin is an extremely Baseball Guy name. However, Griffin Foster would be an extremely Football Guy name.
In this essay, I will...
In this essay, I will...
December 23, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Foster Griffin is an extremely Baseball Guy name. However, Griffin Foster would be an extremely Football Guy name.
In this essay, I will...
In this essay, I will...
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banning goatse? you mean covering the spread?
December 22, 2025 at 2:41 PM
banning goatse? you mean covering the spread?
This is a good time of year to help folks who are struggling and need a hand.
December 22, 2025 at 6:39 AM
This is a good time of year to help folks who are struggling and need a hand.
Ah, the long-standing Philly Christmas tradition of leaving a hoagie out on a trash can for Santa.
December 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Ah, the long-standing Philly Christmas tradition of leaving a hoagie out on a trash can for Santa.
[a full week later]
Oh hey sorry, I gotta catch'em all.
Oh hey sorry, I gotta catch'em all.
[6 days later]
oh hey sorry i was playing balatro
oh hey sorry i was playing balatro
December 20, 2025 at 7:08 PM
[a full week later]
Oh hey sorry, I gotta catch'em all.
Oh hey sorry, I gotta catch'em all.
One Grinch After Another
How To Grinch A Guy In 10 Days
The Perks of Being a Grinch
December 20, 2025 at 5:55 AM
One Grinch After Another
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We're not going to talk about the Ms record in the six games I saw in person this season though.
December 18, 2025 at 1:30 PM
We're not going to talk about the Ms record in the six games I saw in person this season though.
God I love Philly so much. You just don't get news alerts like this in other cities.
December 16, 2025 at 10:07 PM
God I love Philly so much. You just don't get news alerts like this in other cities.
[replying to a personal email]
Thank you for your message. After reaching out to my colleagues, I have determined that I will be able to attend your dinner party at Buffalo Wild Wings fifty cent wing night. Please don't hesitate to reach out if you need further information.
Kind regards,
Thank you for your message. After reaching out to my colleagues, I have determined that I will be able to attend your dinner party at Buffalo Wild Wings fifty cent wing night. Please don't hesitate to reach out if you need further information.
Kind regards,
*replying to business email* hi, and are you fucking kidding me
December 15, 2025 at 7:19 PM
[replying to a personal email]
Thank you for your message. After reaching out to my colleagues, I have determined that I will be able to attend your dinner party at Buffalo Wild Wings fifty cent wing night. Please don't hesitate to reach out if you need further information.
Kind regards,
Thank you for your message. After reaching out to my colleagues, I have determined that I will be able to attend your dinner party at Buffalo Wild Wings fifty cent wing night. Please don't hesitate to reach out if you need further information.
Kind regards,
I don't think the browser back button has ever done the same thing twice on this site.
December 14, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I don't think the browser back button has ever done the same thing twice on this site.
Falling to my knees and screaming at the heavens like Kirk in Wrath of Khan.
Jorge Polanco to Mets, pending medical. $40M, 2 years
December 13, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Falling to my knees and screaming at the heavens like Kirk in Wrath of Khan.
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It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
December 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
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robert eggers presents The Blovvjob
The Blowjob
December 12, 2025 at 12:13 AM
robert eggers presents The Blovvjob
This makes so much intuitive sense and I hate it.
December 11, 2025 at 2:23 AM
This makes so much intuitive sense and I hate it.
Having a fanbase that covers the largest geographical area is just as good as making it to the World Series, right?
The most viewed Baseball Reference team page in each U.S. state this year!
Which team page had the most views in your state? 🤔
See all the full recap here: info.baseball-reference.com/25-br-mlb-se...
Which team page had the most views in your state? 🤔
See all the full recap here: info.baseball-reference.com/25-br-mlb-se...
December 10, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Having a fanbase that covers the largest geographical area is just as good as making it to the World Series, right?
Juan Soto's about to get paid half a million dollars per walk in 2026.
December 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Juan Soto's about to get paid half a million dollars per walk in 2026.
I would like everyone to know that my taste in cinema is unimpeachable.
December 9, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I would like everyone to know that my taste in cinema is unimpeachable.
