Flat Pumpkin Society
@adhdgobl.in
Clinical research, baseball (LFG Mariners), and booze nerd living in Philly. My views are not my own. They are yours. You have my views now. Sorry. (he/him)
In case Bsky becomes too much of a ban-happy dump: https://jorts.horse/@flatplutosociety
In case Bsky becomes too much of a ban-happy dump: https://jorts.horse/@flatplutosociety
Your honor, I OBJECT.
November 11, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Your honor, I OBJECT.
Artist's recreation
November 11, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Artist's recreation
I figured it out. It was a typo and you meant to say duck packet.
November 10, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I figured it out. It was a typo and you meant to say duck packet.
My favorite TTRPG is like 75% robotgirl thirst trap, just sayin'.
November 9, 2025 at 8:05 PM
My favorite TTRPG is like 75% robotgirl thirst trap, just sayin'.
Right? Crazy that this guy was only 12 years old.
November 8, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Right? Crazy that this guy was only 12 years old.
How dare you say such things about a patriotic American who loved his country, Sage.
November 4, 2025 at 8:19 PM
How dare you say such things about a patriotic American who loved his country, Sage.
Oh my god this is the funniest thing I've ever seen.
November 1, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Oh my god this is the funniest thing I've ever seen.
I've had this idiot for eleven years today. She's going to be SO spoiled by the end of the day
November 1, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I've had this idiot for eleven years today. She's going to be SO spoiled by the end of the day
Yes please, they need the money so badly.
October 31, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Yes please, they need the money so badly.
Donation twinsies!
Also, anyone who works for a big company should check to see if they match donations. My employer matches 100% for most non-profits, and it's really added up over the years.
Also, anyone who works for a big company should check to see if they match donations. My employer matches 100% for most non-profits, and it's really added up over the years.
October 31, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Donation twinsies!
Also, anyone who works for a big company should check to see if they match donations. My employer matches 100% for most non-profits, and it's really added up over the years.
Also, anyone who works for a big company should check to see if they match donations. My employer matches 100% for most non-profits, and it's really added up over the years.
Stop spreading misinformation, this was discovered in Kalos, not Jordan.
October 29, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Stop spreading misinformation, this was discovered in Kalos, not Jordan.
Oh hell yeah, I'm about to get some financial advice that will make me SO FUCKIN' RICH.
October 29, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Oh hell yeah, I'm about to get some financial advice that will make me SO FUCKIN' RICH.
It's all fun and games until you have to fight her.
...wait a minute.
...wait a minute.
October 28, 2025 at 8:40 PM
It's all fun and games until you have to fight her.
...wait a minute.
...wait a minute.
Before you try to slide into my DMs, just know that I'm built like this
October 26, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Before you try to slide into my DMs, just know that I'm built like this
Oh phew. I was afraid that my neighbors might have a woke gay skeleton couple in their front yard, but thankfully one of them has long hair, so she's definitely a girl skeleton.
October 23, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Oh phew. I was afraid that my neighbors might have a woke gay skeleton couple in their front yard, but thankfully one of them has long hair, so she's definitely a girl skeleton.
As gutting and heartwrenching as last night's loss was, it's time now to focus on the important things.
Like throwing so much money at Josh Naylor that he can wear shoes covered in ACTUAL DIAMONDS.
Like throwing so much money at Josh Naylor that he can wear shoes covered in ACTUAL DIAMONDS.
October 21, 2025 at 11:40 PM
As gutting and heartwrenching as last night's loss was, it's time now to focus on the important things.
Like throwing so much money at Josh Naylor that he can wear shoes covered in ACTUAL DIAMONDS.
Like throwing so much money at Josh Naylor that he can wear shoes covered in ACTUAL DIAMONDS.
The FBI agent who surveils me after I spend $1200 to put shit cams in both of my bathrooms.
October 20, 2025 at 12:21 AM
The FBI agent who surveils me after I spend $1200 to put shit cams in both of my bathrooms.
I regret to inform you that my dog is transphobic. Do better, Chani.
October 19, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I regret to inform you that my dog is transphobic. Do better, Chani.
Space sci fi is horny.
Space sci fi knockoffs are SOMETHING ELSE.
Space sci fi knockoffs are SOMETHING ELSE.
October 17, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Space sci fi is horny.
Space sci fi knockoffs are SOMETHING ELSE.
Space sci fi knockoffs are SOMETHING ELSE.
If you get me a novelty sweater as a gag gift, I absolutely will wear it.
October 17, 2025 at 5:40 PM
If you get me a novelty sweater as a gag gift, I absolutely will wear it.