Funky Cold Luda
@funkycoldluis.bsky.social
Bleacher Nation’s foremost authority on The Simpsons, Star Wars, Taylor Swift, and the Chicago Bears.
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Before the NFL trade deadline, Maxx Crosby made it clear (through NFL insider Jay Glazer) that he didn’t want to leave Vegas.
Fast forward to December and Glazer is hinting that situation might be changing.
I hope the Bears are monitoring it like a hawk.
Fast forward to December and Glazer is hinting that situation might be changing.
I hope the Bears are monitoring it like a hawk.
Maxx Crosby’s Future With the Raiders is Now in Question (HELLO, BEARS!?)
www.bleachernation.com/bears/2025/1...
www.bleachernation.com/bears/2025/1...
December 26, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Before the NFL trade deadline, Maxx Crosby made it clear (through NFL insider Jay Glazer) that he didn’t want to leave Vegas.
Fast forward to December and Glazer is hinting that situation might be changing.
I hope the Bears are monitoring it like a hawk.
Fast forward to December and Glazer is hinting that situation might be changing.
I hope the Bears are monitoring it like a hawk.
My Friday @bn-bears.bsky.social notebook:
🔮 A brief look at what is on the offseason horizon (because it came to me in a dream)
🎄 One fearless prediction about the NFL's 2026 Christmas schedule
🐻 I'm still annoyed about Nahshon Wright's Pro Bowl snub
And more ⤵️
🔮 A brief look at what is on the offseason horizon (because it came to me in a dream)
🎄 One fearless prediction about the NFL's 2026 Christmas schedule
🐻 I'm still annoyed about Nahshon Wright's Pro Bowl snub
And more ⤵️
Week 17 Bears Injury Report Update, Lions Out, Future NFL Christmas Schedule, More
The latest on the playoff-bound Chicago Bears and some thoughts from around the NFL.
www.bleachernation.com
December 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
My Friday @bn-bears.bsky.social notebook:
🔮 A brief look at what is on the offseason horizon (because it came to me in a dream)
🎄 One fearless prediction about the NFL's 2026 Christmas schedule
🐻 I'm still annoyed about Nahshon Wright's Pro Bowl snub
And more ⤵️
🔮 A brief look at what is on the offseason horizon (because it came to me in a dream)
🎄 One fearless prediction about the NFL's 2026 Christmas schedule
🐻 I'm still annoyed about Nahshon Wright's Pro Bowl snub
And more ⤵️
Reposted by Funky Cold Luda
not enough people pointing out that bo nix looks like the bad guy in a slapstick comedy about yacht racing
December 26, 2025 at 3:58 AM
not enough people pointing out that bo nix looks like the bad guy in a slapstick comedy about yacht racing
enjoying the barge scene in ROTJ on christmas night is a fun tradition.
December 26, 2025 at 3:44 AM
enjoying the barge scene in ROTJ on christmas night is a fun tradition.
Lions offense without Ben Johnson
December 26, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Lions offense without Ben Johnson
went to my dad’s place to drop off his christmas gifts and ended up staying for dinner and a viewing of a christmas story. 🎄
December 25, 2025 at 10:49 PM
went to my dad’s place to drop off his christmas gifts and ended up staying for dinner and a viewing of a christmas story. 🎄
Christmas content is my gift to you!
Merry Christmas, Bears fans! 🎄🎁💚❤️🎅
Chicago Bears Playoff Scenarios: What's Left to Play For?
www.bleachernation.com/bears/2025/1...
Chicago Bears Playoff Scenarios: What's Left to Play For?
www.bleachernation.com/bears/2025/1...
December 25, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Christmas content is my gift to you!
EXPERIMENTAL COOKIE ALERT 🚨 ‼️
peanut butter blossoms + chocolate chips
peanut butter blossoms + chocolate chips
December 25, 2025 at 5:51 AM
EXPERIMENTAL COOKIE ALERT 🚨 ‼️
peanut butter blossoms + chocolate chips
peanut butter blossoms + chocolate chips
should i leave santa a malört shot?
y or n?
y or n?
December 25, 2025 at 5:26 AM
should i leave santa a malört shot?
y or n?
y or n?
my christmas playlist (2025) is an amalgamation of holiday bops, songs on my cleaning and baking mix, and chill tracks.
LINK 👉 tidal.com/playlist/d1b...
LINK 👉 tidal.com/playlist/d1b...
December 25, 2025 at 3:17 AM
my christmas playlist (2025) is an amalgamation of holiday bops, songs on my cleaning and baking mix, and chill tracks.
LINK 👉 tidal.com/playlist/d1b...
LINK 👉 tidal.com/playlist/d1b...
i was listening to my xmas playlist and “you’re a mean one mr grinch” came on and i’ve got a bone to pick with that song. why is it a bad thing to have garlic in your soul? can someone explain? garlic is amazing. if the grinch has garlic in his soul, perhaps we should hear him out.
December 25, 2025 at 1:38 AM
i was listening to my xmas playlist and “you’re a mean one mr grinch” came on and i’ve got a bone to pick with that song. why is it a bad thing to have garlic in your soul? can someone explain? garlic is amazing. if the grinch has garlic in his soul, perhaps we should hear him out.
I made this on Christmas Eve 2024. Guess I was a good boy last year because I’ve gotten everything I could’ve ever wanted in Year 1 from a Bears head coach.
December 25, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I made this on Christmas Eve 2024. Guess I was a good boy last year because I’ve gotten everything I could’ve ever wanted in Year 1 from a Bears head coach.
December 25, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I put this piece together so you could show your doofus uncle what’s up at Christmas dinner the moment he starts talking funny about Caleb Williams.
You’re welcome!
You’re welcome!
December 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I put this piece together so you could show your doofus uncle what’s up at Christmas dinner the moment he starts talking funny about Caleb Williams.
You’re welcome!
You’re welcome!
my good deed of the day: lady with her kid (and another in a stroller) at the train station couldn’t find a ventra card that worked out of her purse. was on my way out, but stopped to pay for her and her child.
merry christmas, señora. 🎄
merry christmas, señora. 🎄
December 24, 2025 at 6:35 PM
my good deed of the day: lady with her kid (and another in a stroller) at the train station couldn’t find a ventra card that worked out of her purse. was on my way out, but stopped to pay for her and her child.
merry christmas, señora. 🎄
merry christmas, señora. 🎄
Wednesday’s Bears notebook
CHICAGO BEARS NOTES — CHRISTMAS EVE EDITION
❄️ Could Kyler Gordon return for a playoff game?
🎅 How many millions watched the Bears beat the Packers?
🎄 What 90s holiday aesthetic should make a comeback?
🎁 Can QB1 bring the gift of a 4,000-yard season?
www.bleachernation.com/bears/2025/1...
❄️ Could Kyler Gordon return for a playoff game?
🎅 How many millions watched the Bears beat the Packers?
🎄 What 90s holiday aesthetic should make a comeback?
🎁 Can QB1 bring the gift of a 4,000-yard season?
www.bleachernation.com/bears/2025/1...
December 24, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Wednesday’s Bears notebook
the transition from bad bunny’s “nueva yol” to the starting line’s “the best of me” is surprisingly clean. gotta love the shuffle.
put my “christmas & cleaning playlist” on. waiting for some friends who are coming to visit. just went from “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” to “juno” by sabrina carpenter. lol. what a smooth transition.
December 24, 2025 at 1:36 AM
the transition from bad bunny’s “nueva yol” to the starting line’s “the best of me” is surprisingly clean. gotta love the shuffle.
we’ve had some pretty dope winter sunsets.
Skyline Sunset Spectacular. Tonight's end to the day in Chicago.
December 24, 2025 at 1:06 AM
we’ve had some pretty dope winter sunsets.
put my “christmas & cleaning playlist” on. waiting for some friends who are coming to visit. just went from “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” to “juno” by sabrina carpenter. lol. what a smooth transition.
December 23, 2025 at 11:56 PM
put my “christmas & cleaning playlist” on. waiting for some friends who are coming to visit. just went from “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” to “juno” by sabrina carpenter. lol. what a smooth transition.
Today felt like a good day to air some grievances.
December 23, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Today felt like a good day to air some grievances.
Reposted by Funky Cold Luda
December 23, 2025 at 3:43 PM
wore a festive sweater for the @bn-bears.bsky.social pod yesterday but didn’t angle my camera enough to show it off. rookie mistake. this was yesterday’s look.
December 23, 2025 at 1:20 PM
wore a festive sweater for the @bn-bears.bsky.social pod yesterday but didn’t angle my camera enough to show it off. rookie mistake. this was yesterday’s look.
The Bears’ futility between 2021 and 2024 makes it so much easier to celebrate the team’s ascent to the playoffs in 2025.
December 22, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The Bears’ futility between 2021 and 2024 makes it so much easier to celebrate the team’s ascent to the playoffs in 2025.
Getting a Ricky Bears post on a Monday morning is a nice treat.
Wrote about the greatest throw in Bears history, and why the next 10 years of the Packers rivalry shouldn't be as painful as the last 30:
www.sbnation.com/nfl/1096223/...
www.sbnation.com/nfl/1096223/...
Caleb Williams’ Packers dagger gave the Bears more than just a win
Caleb Williams made the best throw in Bears history to beat the Packers and maybe help even the scales of football’s most lopsided rivalry.
www.sbnation.com
December 22, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Getting a Ricky Bears post on a Monday morning is a nice treat.
when you set your phone to backup overnight and you wake up to find out it failed
a bald man wearing a plaid shirt and a black vest
ALT: a bald man wearing a plaid shirt and a black vest
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December 22, 2025 at 1:00 PM
when you set your phone to backup overnight and you wake up to find out it failed