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Luke
@splitletters.bsky.social
Jays fan, nerd, socialist, recovering PK.

Turns out I have #ADHD
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"What if one of YOUR favorite politicians/celebrities/etc is on the list?" Did you all not notice how quickly we dropped Neil Gaiman when we found out about the things he did? Do you know how beloved that guy used to be and how loathed he is now? I think that right there should answer your question.
November 13, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
November 14, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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News In Photo:
November 14, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Best friend’s husband ate dog treats on accident 🚨
November 14, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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Climatologists said "you've gotta stop drinking, the world's liver is all swollen and on the verge of failure" and Canada said "I hear you loud and clear: I will switch from hard liquor to wine"
November 13, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Yeah, before I start hearing it from the LNG guys, LNG is strictly speaking *better* than oil, it releases something like 25% less greenhouse gases than gasoline, but it's still a fossil fuel with all of the problems of fossil fuel and "25% less" is still worse than "100% less"
November 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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This LNG processing plant on the coast of BC that Carney just fasttracked as a project of national interest is for a project that will be 100% American-owned.

Elbows something something!

(also they keep calling it an Indigenous-led project despite 4 of the 6 local bands opposing it)
November 13, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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I'm not reposting the Megyn Kelly clip. But 15-year-old girls are children and cannot consent. It's the rape of a child. No matter what word you use.
November 13, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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All of this is baked into American evangelicalism btw. But as soon as we can see it for how creepy it actually is (especially in communities that have zero safeguards for children) the sooner we can actually get to work exposing these people.
November 12, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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What are four hallmarks of purity culture that also neatly align with how pedophiles think? Wow, I'm so glad you asked.

1). Sexualizing children constantly
2). Romanticizing the father/daughter relationship
3). Believing heterosexuality needs to be taught
4). Treating children like little adults
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Yes hello I would like One(1) Tatsuya Imai please, Ross
fastball is Joe Ryan's but he sits 95 and touched 100, great splitter, yesavage's reverse slider. Like a low-slot Yesavage too, but better command... probably. Improved his walk rate year over year three times.
November 13, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Even more so because we never had cancel culture. We had the beginnings of a suggestion of cancel culture and most privileged people and every vector of institutional power treated it like the biggest moral hazard the world has ever seen and spent an astonishing amount of effort to shut it down.
Honestly, we could have used a lot more cancel culture.
Insights from Larry Summers

"I observed that half the IQ In world was possessed by women without mentioning they are more than 51 percent of population..."
November 13, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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I love how AI's bubble is about to burst and Canada is like, "Let's pour all our money into AI and also make Evan Solomon in charge."
November 11, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Honestly you're all experiencing what women and POC experience all the fucking time which is watching how no one will actually make a white man accountable for his actions when his actions involve harming someone who is not also a white man. Isn't it frustrating?
This Trump/Epstein stuff is so typical of a modern political "scandal," in that ... we know he did it. He knows he did it. Everyone knows he did it & everyone knows that everyone knows he did it. There is zero "did he do it?" involved here. The whole thing is about ... what, exactly?
November 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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You been hit by a smooth hymnal
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?

It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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in retrospect the metoo movement did not go too far and in fact should have been given spanish inquisition levels of power and authority
November 13, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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every few years it's revealed that the NYT was sitting on information about some horrific thing that public knowledge of would have changed the country's course and for some reason a ton of people still give them money. you can play those games on other sites
November 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.

Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
How in the hell does Rosie DiManno of all people have an awards vote????? Does she even watch double digit games a year?
November 12, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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like, the power of friendship is great. love the power of friendship. but as someone who has accomplished many things out of spite, I can attest to it being a nigh incomparable motivator.
November 12, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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With John Schneider not getting AL Manager of the Year, the Blue Jays have officially been snubbed so hard this awards season that they need to win it all next year out of pure spite.
November 12, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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This is your occasional reminder that provinces have the ability to raise their own revenues to fund the services in their fucking jurisdictions, but we have normalized letting them cry poor and blaming the federal government.
Budget signals lower increases to health transfers, end of funding deals
OTTAWA - The federal budget signals there is no room for the premiers to negotiate for more health-care funding in coming years, one economist says, as the Ontario government calls
www.thecanadianpressnews.ca
November 12, 2025 at 2:48 AM