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Luke
@splitletters.bsky.social
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Jays fan, nerd, socialist, recovering PK.

Turns out I have #ADHD
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OK Blue Jays from NPS!

VIBES= ELECTRIC
November 2, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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PANDEMONIUM IN NPS
November 2, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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Ok so I wasn't off base in thinking it was strange that a wall built against an artificial surface that is obviously dead level because it's built up over concrete could have space for a ball to get caught under the padding

Truly a bizarre play. Not even mad, but clearly the baseball gods wanted G7
November 1, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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IT LOUD IN HERE
November 1, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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WATCH PARTY LETS GO BLUE JAYS
Picture of the Jumbotron at Scotiabank Arena showing the Blue Jays game
November 1, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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2 Down, 1 more to go...

#WantItAll
Meme of the Grim Reaper knocking on doors, the first with the Yankees logo, open with a picture of Aaron Judge laying on the ground with a blood trail, the second with the Mariners logo, open with a picture of Cal Raleigh on the ground with a blood trail, as the Grim Reaper, with Vlad Jrs face, knocks on a third door with a Dodgers Logo on it
October 31, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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I'm so fucked.

Baseball, why?
Screenshot of my alarm app informing me that my alarm will go off in 4 hours and 23 minutes
October 28, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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JOE CARTER!!!
Joe Carter coming into the field Joe Carter signing a ball for Bo Bichette JOE CARTER WEARING THE HOME RUN JACKET!
October 25, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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#BigFlag Returns!
A crew of military personnel carrying massive rolled up Canadian Flag onto the field of Skydome
October 25, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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World Series Baseball??????
Picture taken from near the front of the line to enter Gate 15 at Skydome, with nearly everyone in line wearing blue jays gear
October 25, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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Is this strike zone good? Asking for a friend
Chart showing the pitches called by Doug Eddings, as charted by the Hawkeye camera system. The strike zone is ringed with an even blend of green(ball) and red(strike) calls in a completely inconsistent manner. It's not good.
October 14, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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The only thing keeping me sane rn while watching this pitiful effort by the Jays
Willow the Chihuahua laying on her back on a light pink blanket, with her eyes closed in bliss, getting a tummy rub
October 13, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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That....wasn't a strike?

You sure there blue?
MLB gameday strike zone map, with pitch 5 being labeled a ball yet being solidly in the top of the strike zone
October 8, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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Character from a video game who looks to be from the 1920s, with a large prompt to press X to doubt
October 8, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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The Jays did the thing, just gotta prepare for tomorrow, block out my calendar....
Screenshot of a Google calendar event being made, labeled "Panic Attack(baseball edition)" for Sunday September 28, from 3:07pm-6:07pm EDT
September 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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And the Character Art? Just incredible, I want like all of it on my walls. The first game was already A+ tier for the art/style, and somehow #Hades2 has even topped it
Screenshot of meeting a Character labelled "???" in Hades 2, showing a blond man perched on a mossy rock, tipped backwards looking over his shoulder at the camera in a sultry fashion, with the text "Well, would you look at that. Another would-be suitor journeyed far and wide, just to gaze upon me, not that I blame you... and get totally rejected! Fine. Ogle if you must." Screenshot of meeting the Goddess Selene, Moon Incarnate in Hades 2. She's perched atop a white horse with a light teal mane, resplendant in a white dress and many moon shaped jewels/accessories. The next onscreen from her reads "Good evening to you, little star. Our cycles now are intertwined, as I no longer can afford merely to watch. Whichever thread we face, I vow to shine for you."
September 26, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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I'm friggin obsessed with this game already y'all, it's just stunning, plays so good, Supergiant continues to kick ass with their storytelling, the characters rule, and the music? Remains absolutely unmatched(and I just hit a point where I can sing a duet with *Artemis*???)

Gods, this game

#Hades2
Screenshot from the video game Hades 2, showing Melinoë(the player character) with the goddess Artemis, swaying and singing in a little rounded grove of land justting into some water, in an immaculate handdrawn style
September 26, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Mildly stoned on pain meds, Sierra the longhaired Chihuahua is plopped in a pink dog bed shaped like a crown with an olive green sweater tucked in with her Willow the Chihuahua, half tucked into a light pink blanket while she gets scritches from me
September 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Masai Forever
One of the buses from the Raptors Championship parade in 2019, with multiple players leaning off the back of the top deck to interact with fans One of the buses from the Raptors Championship parade in 2019, with a bunch of players on top of the double decker bus, with the top of the crowd in the foreground Scene from the Raptors Championship parade in 2019, with a huge crowd of raptors fans, and a giant championship billboard in the background
June 27, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Sounds like you should just wear *more* hats
The Spy from team fortress 2, wearing 3 hats stacked on top of each other
April 23, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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We made it.

#OpeningDay
Peanuts 4 panel comic strip, depicting Charlie Brown going to bed and sleeping, and then waking to the sunrise, but the sun is replaced by a baseball
March 27, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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Idk why you're so tired dad, just have a snooze like me
Willow the shorthaired Chihuahua, flopped on the couch sleeping, half under a pink fleece blanket, with her tongue sticking out very cutely
March 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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I WANT TO BELIEVE

SO SO BAD

PLEASE ROSS DO THE THING
Screenshot of a Hector Gomez tweet reading: "SOURCE: The #BlueJays are planning to make a new offer to Vladimir Guerrero Jr., which will be close to what he is looking for. According to the source, the Jays' offer would be in the range of 14-15 years and $550-600 million."
March 17, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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No cheating. Post the last photo of your pet.

(I posted two because Sierra is barely visible and Willow is fully hidden under the blanket in the most recent one)
Me laying on a grey-green couch, with a long-haired Chihuahua tucked in between my thigh and the back of the couch, with a crocheted blanked on my chest hiding our short haired Chihuahua snuggled up there Willow, the shorthaired Chihuahua, tucked in having a snooze on the couch under a small green and white checkered blanket on top of a larger pink blanket, with my girlfriend lounging in the background
March 15, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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Like am I off base? Because this screen sure seems to say that the promo plan is supposed to include regular live TSN?
TSN's Cancel/Change plan screen, showing the normal TSN package for $19.99/month, the Current Promo Plan selected at $8/month that looks identical to the normal plan outside of the price, and then the reduced TSN+ package at $8 as well, with the differing description notably not talking about regular TSN sports
February 9, 2025 at 9:52 PM