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NB ND Socialist Cyborg Zebra.
Food Tech, Forever DM and TTRPG dork.
Food Tech, Forever DM and TTRPG dork.
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It is By Caffeine Alone I set my Mind in Motion. It is by the juice of JAVA that thoughts acquire speed, the Teeth acquire Stains, the Stains become a Warning. It is by Caffeine Alone I set my Mind in Motion.
December 9, 2025 at 7:44 AM
It is By Caffeine Alone I set my Mind in Motion. It is by the juice of JAVA that thoughts acquire speed, the Teeth acquire Stains, the Stains become a Warning. It is by Caffeine Alone I set my Mind in Motion.
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we shouldn't hate quentin tarantino for loving feet, we should hate him because he's a pretentious fuckhead
December 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
we shouldn't hate quentin tarantino for loving feet, we should hate him because he's a pretentious fuckhead
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![@hotjamz (@hotjamz)
he's makin a list
it's kept in plain text
an elf just got phished
you know what is next
santa claus has leaked 2.2 billion user's [sic]
names, addresses, naughty/nice statuses,
and the times they are asleep in their homes](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreidpjnj7lmsl3rzlntcybnm3lbxtwf46gt224msd6vt3npbcrmey4m@jpeg)
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Building muscle is mostly about diet. If you want to get big you have to eat other people at the gym
December 4, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Building muscle is mostly about diet. If you want to get big you have to eat other people at the gym
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i need trepanning like i need a hole in my head
December 4, 2025 at 4:00 PM
i need trepanning like i need a hole in my head
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Companies bitch that people aren't buying/replacing their old tech with new & wonder why
This is in in part why
Other part is most tech has no meaningful improvements or worse disregards Improvement in tech for aesthetics
"look we made it thinner by .013%, all it took was making the battery weaker
This is in in part why
Other part is most tech has no meaningful improvements or worse disregards Improvement in tech for aesthetics
"look we made it thinner by .013%, all it took was making the battery weaker
COMING SOON: AI + Guy™
December 4, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Companies bitch that people aren't buying/replacing their old tech with new & wonder why
This is in in part why
Other part is most tech has no meaningful improvements or worse disregards Improvement in tech for aesthetics
"look we made it thinner by .013%, all it took was making the battery weaker
This is in in part why
Other part is most tech has no meaningful improvements or worse disregards Improvement in tech for aesthetics
"look we made it thinner by .013%, all it took was making the battery weaker
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One thing that really bugs me about the new stranger things that I haven’t seen anyone point out is that the Sorcerer class as Mike describes it was only added to D&D in 2000, 14 full years AFTER the season takes place. Completely unacceptable!
December 3, 2025 at 8:49 PM
One thing that really bugs me about the new stranger things that I haven’t seen anyone point out is that the Sorcerer class as Mike describes it was only added to D&D in 2000, 14 full years AFTER the season takes place. Completely unacceptable!
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When I say he's autistic I mean his fave rpg is traveller
December 2, 2025 at 10:31 PM
When I say he's autistic I mean his fave rpg is traveller
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An easy way to explain luddites:
Textile manufacturers brought in machines that could do in an hour what would have taken 12 hours by hand.
And then, tried to keep paying the now 12x more productive workers the same wages as before.
That's it, that was the problem luddites had. Not complex.
Textile manufacturers brought in machines that could do in an hour what would have taken 12 hours by hand.
And then, tried to keep paying the now 12x more productive workers the same wages as before.
That's it, that was the problem luddites had. Not complex.
December 2, 2025 at 7:46 PM
An easy way to explain luddites:
Textile manufacturers brought in machines that could do in an hour what would have taken 12 hours by hand.
And then, tried to keep paying the now 12x more productive workers the same wages as before.
That's it, that was the problem luddites had. Not complex.
Textile manufacturers brought in machines that could do in an hour what would have taken 12 hours by hand.
And then, tried to keep paying the now 12x more productive workers the same wages as before.
That's it, that was the problem luddites had. Not complex.
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Was reminded of my very favorite tweet of all time today:
December 2, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Was reminded of my very favorite tweet of all time today:
Gotta fill up the gaps in the new shelving comrades. What am I missing here?
December 1, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Gotta fill up the gaps in the new shelving comrades. What am I missing here?
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rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"
November 29, 2025 at 6:43 AM
rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"
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Editorial cartoon: Quiet Piggy. A Charlotte's Web treatment that I just wasn't seeing so....
November 28, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Editorial cartoon: Quiet Piggy. A Charlotte's Web treatment that I just wasn't seeing so....
whelp! game cancelled tonight, but im still in a gaming mood. so i guess... AMA as long as its TTRPG or Worldbuilding related i guess
November 27, 2025 at 8:26 AM
whelp! game cancelled tonight, but im still in a gaming mood. so i guess... AMA as long as its TTRPG or Worldbuilding related i guess
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Capitalism is so smart cuz if u have lots of disposable income, u hardly ever have to see ads but if u can only afford a $8 Netflix subscription boy does Chanel at Sephora have deals 4 u and your no money
November 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Capitalism is so smart cuz if u have lots of disposable income, u hardly ever have to see ads but if u can only afford a $8 Netflix subscription boy does Chanel at Sephora have deals 4 u and your no money
After returning to work today I had 86 accumulated work orders and after four hours of plugging away at them, I now have /counts/. 87 work orders
November 27, 2025 at 12:46 AM
After returning to work today I had 86 accumulated work orders and after four hours of plugging away at them, I now have /counts/. 87 work orders
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
The moving process is not going smooth comrades. Removalists were late, and took longer than Thier quote, and the cleaner is early so I cannot go handover and the cat will not talk to me now all the strangers have come and gone .
I just want to move into my new home
I just want to move into my new home
November 26, 2025 at 4:30 AM
The moving process is not going smooth comrades. Removalists were late, and took longer than Thier quote, and the cleaner is early so I cannot go handover and the cat will not talk to me now all the strangers have come and gone .
I just want to move into my new home
I just want to move into my new home
Much treaded ground I know, but as the mimic can only mimic objects, but corpses are objects, this zombie roaming the field at night is going to throw my exorcists for a loop
November 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Much treaded ground I know, but as the mimic can only mimic objects, but corpses are objects, this zombie roaming the field at night is going to throw my exorcists for a loop
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You know, I'm not sure I ever really read the Pond Rules at our local nature preserve all that closely before
November 25, 2025 at 1:24 AM
You know, I'm not sure I ever really read the Pond Rules at our local nature preserve all that closely before
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if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
I'm so very sad now
Oh, man. One of cinema's most reliable weirdos, and I mean that in a highly complimentary fashion. RIP.
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
Udo Kier, German Actor Who Appeared in ‘My Own Private Idaho,’ ‘Andy Warhol’s Frankenstein,’ Dies at 81
Udo Kier, a German actor who collaborated with everyone from Andy Warhol to Lars von Trier to Madonna, died on Sunday morning. He was 81.
variety.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I'm so very sad now