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Spare Sidekick (They/Them)
@sparesidekick.bsky.social
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NB ND Socialist Cyborg Zebra.
Food Tech, Forever DM and TTRPG dork.
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I'd like to think I have leveled up my eyebrows sufficiently in 45 years
Close up of eyes to show off some eyebrows. These eyes are grey blue, and I STG have seen some shit and there is this low-key perma scowl going on
October 1, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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Post you from a different era
Young boy, scraggy blonde hair, missing front teeth. Headshot. Grey shirt from school uniform. A child yet unbroken, and a prisoner of innocence.
October 1, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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I know of a good Neck manipulation device
Free standing Miniature Guillotine, made out of Pine. Too small to be considered any sort of threat.
August 23, 2025 at 7:21 AM
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Tried this at work. Moderately successful until someone created a fake federal police badge and had me fake arrested for fake forgery
A reproduction of an Australian $100 bill with the posters' face on it.
August 18, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Post TPK selfie
A dirty cheaty sonovabitch GM standing just off a wet street at 2200hrs. Saluting with fingers in. "V" shape.
August 11, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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So...I bought a thing.
Cover image of the Dagger heart box set. I swore I was on the fence on this, but i t is so very pretty, a melange of fantasy adventurers superimposed over a wicked big worm beast.
June 13, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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The Clippy meme, asking if you would like help to build shitty rockets
June 7, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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If you see this,post the most recent photo of yourself from your camera roll. no cheating! (Last photo from late 2024)
Middle aged white male presenting person in a suit, with flowers in Thier lapel. Slightly blurry. Photo taken in the wedding reception's kitchen.
May 7, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Wizard, just pondering his orb. The orb in question answering the above post with a "No" as I realise this meme might be unfamiliar to my wife
May 2, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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I mean, this is the only Pokemon ttrpg i have ever touched
Front page of the Pokethulhu ttrpg from Cumberland games, featuring block text and a little pikachu-cthulhu monster in the bottom left corner. Seriously, go check this out for a giggle
April 16, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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And thus, the collection is complete
Cover of Pathfinder (2nd ed) player core 2 handbook - pocket edition. A cyclops is throwing down with a goblin riding a dragon, carrying a wizard in its claws
April 15, 2025 at 9:51 AM
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It's this guy. Jeepers H Cthulhu I thought you owned a comic book
This is totally Deadpool I swear. Played by actor and professional dog walker Ryan Seacrest. (Comic book image of Deathstroke the terminator holding a gun and quarterstaff)
March 14, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Got this today from the boss.

Feeling targeted by this Hillsong motherfeller
Email from management letting all staff know to remove pronouns from all email signatures like the fucking cowards they are
March 3, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Annika. Soft grey cat with evil orange eyes. Lying on pink couch cover. Not at all guilty looking from her wicked wicked deeds (farting)
February 23, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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no cheating. your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist.
Luigi mask
January 30, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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New shirt. Same feelings. Fuck AI
Middle aged white person showing off shirt reading "stop forcing A I into fucking everything" (also sucking gut in)
January 3, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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Long meeting. Low boredom threshold
Ink in paper drawing. Woman twirling fire. Inspired by Erika Ishii's fire dance video.
December 3, 2024 at 5:10 AM
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9 minutes
Blindly scribbled three rough shapes and the words "map sample" on scrap paper As previous picture. Outline formed for proto continent Extra details added. Lake, mountains and rivers defined "finished" base map. Inked with a little shade for contast
November 14, 2024 at 9:47 PM
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Sketches. It's been a slow day. So many irrelevant meetings
Ink on paper sketch of a dishevelled batman going trick or treating Ink on paper sketch six armed woman flexing muscles Ink on paper sketch naked man, choking on a chain attached to the floor while a screw burrows into his head Ink on paper sketch distressed male with a distorted and reddened eye.
November 1, 2024 at 4:52 AM
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Hey bluesky. How is your Halloween going?
Tubby humanoid in bloody (fake) white Tee shirt holding Thier heart (also fake) in Thier hand
October 31, 2024 at 3:30 AM
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This monster
Me. Spare sidekick. In a suit for my wedding.
October 5, 2024 at 8:52 AM
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Five dice. Big horker daddy, blue sky, sunset, fae queen and lil' cthulhu
September 24, 2024 at 9:16 PM
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Ok this continues to leave me shook, it's like a modern " this is not a pipe"
Blank page retrieved from printer. Reads "this page is intentionally left blank"
September 24, 2024 at 1:53 AM
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Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #664,395!
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #664,395, Spare Sidekick (They/Them) ‪@sparesidekick.bsky.social‬, joined on Aug 21, 2023"
September 19, 2024 at 7:38 AM
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Just watch out for suspicious people eating local pets ok
RFK Jr being an utter cunt and pushing with a whole roasted dog. Not that the GOP needs to any topical deflection right now
September 14, 2024 at 3:00 AM