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Kyle 2099
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Use only as directed.
Build a 1:1 replica of Mechagodzilla.
lets say a wizard has cursed you with a lot of money. you are going to become permanently brain damaged simply by being in possession of so much money. the only way out of it is to spend a lot of money on something ridiculous and not at all useful

what would you buy to break the curse?
October 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I got that bottle* flu**

(*of tylenol)
(** autism)
September 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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the girl with the monster energy drink tattoo
August 1, 2025 at 8:49 PM
July 4, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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I agree one hundred percent with the sentiment of this tweet, but I’m also reposting this because I want the world to know that for some reason the conservative version of the Rockwell Guy meme is buff, shirtless and oiled.
The right is *not* happy about the Mike Lee federal land sale idea. I'm not sure I've ever seen this much bipartisan anger. We'd do well to tap into it
June 20, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 10 NA PSN codes for Star Wars: Grand Collection (6 games total) courtesy of @aspyr.com. Giveaway ends on May 7th, 6 PM PT.

The collection is also currently $44.99 for PS+ members

US eShop sale
Steam
May 2, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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“Take and eat; this is my body.” - The Ueckarist
May 4, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I'm playing Oblivion Remake, and every time I go outside an invincible unicorn hunts me down and kills me. 10/10 video game.
May 3, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Enjoy Oblivion Remastered, I'm over here playing Kingdoms of Amaleur: Re-Reckoning
April 24, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Stupid and evil is a deadly combo.
April 4, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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can someone tell me what it's like to not always have a song stuck in your head?
March 19, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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John Wick: You’ve angered a lot of powerful people. Enough that they sent me

Hawk Tuah: (holding katana, stepping over pile of assassin corpses) Ah, I’ve been waiting tuah meet you Mr Wick
January 21, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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I mean, yeah. Yes. Of course. Sometimes this image has felt a little ineffectual, but I’m not necessarily the one who needs to see it. 🏳️‍⚧️
January 20, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Mr. Roger’s, NO
January 10, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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ravioli is just italian gushers
December 15, 2024 at 9:27 PM
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My houseplants watching me pour water in the coffee maker
December 13, 2024 at 1:45 AM
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before we announce the winner of the Best Bomb Defuser award let's pause for a moment to remember the runner-ups
November 18, 2024 at 7:32 PM
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bird sounds
November 16, 2024 at 3:13 PM
I lost the tip of my right middle finger to a lawnmower.
Mike Wallace of 60 Minutes got mad at me for bringing Crow T. Robot into an elevator at CBS
September 1, 2024 at 6:11 AM
Balatro is a perfect video game.
August 24, 2024 at 4:17 PM
Gallagher was George Carlin's Wario.
August 16, 2024 at 12:18 AM
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The Polyphonic Spree (c. 2003)
April 12, 2024 at 12:45 PM
Me at 8pm last night: I should check out that Balatro game everyone is talking about.
Me at 1am this morning: Oh no...
March 2, 2024 at 3:57 PM
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*watching a movie in the year 2030* Computer this is too scary. Make the train drive away from the screen instead
February 17, 2024 at 4:10 AM
Sometimes you wake up, and you just know today is going to suck.
February 10, 2024 at 5:18 PM