SourWorms
@sourworms.bsky.social
I really like cats and vampires and also sour worms uh, and also cozy games
It's always awkward to be onlin friends with someone in your timezone bc then you having a questionable sleep schedule ends up getting you less time to talk to them
June 15, 2024 at 11:57 PM
It's always awkward to be onlin friends with someone in your timezone bc then you having a questionable sleep schedule ends up getting you less time to talk to them
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Look at this posh skrunkleton. Postcard from my collection, 1912. 🎩
June 15, 2024 at 10:01 PM
Look at this posh skrunkleton. Postcard from my collection, 1912. 🎩
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Digby Thinks You Should Tell Her She’s BEAUTIFUL!!!
May 30, 2024 at 1:07 AM
Digby Thinks You Should Tell Her She’s BEAUTIFUL!!!
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kind of wish star trek had become the ascendant sci fi media property because their living quarters always looked so nice and that would be a neat hotel. or just let me set up a cot in the engine room and fall asleep to the noise
May 22, 2024 at 6:43 PM
kind of wish star trek had become the ascendant sci fi media property because their living quarters always looked so nice and that would be a neat hotel. or just let me set up a cot in the engine room and fall asleep to the noise
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Look at this STUNNING asymmetrical eye makeup. 💅 Available for adoption in northern Vermont! www.ncal.com/pet-adoption...
May 21, 2024 at 6:04 AM
Look at this STUNNING asymmetrical eye makeup. 💅 Available for adoption in northern Vermont! www.ncal.com/pet-adoption...
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Rebranding myself as an eco-friendly alternative to ChatGPT.
Ask me a question and I'll mansplain an answer to you, while consuming much less water and energy.
Ask me a question and I'll mansplain an answer to you, while consuming much less water and energy.
May 21, 2024 at 9:40 AM
Rebranding myself as an eco-friendly alternative to ChatGPT.
Ask me a question and I'll mansplain an answer to you, while consuming much less water and energy.
Ask me a question and I'll mansplain an answer to you, while consuming much less water and energy.
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To be clear it was because I wrote a scene that was meant to be emotional, not because the burden of writing words for a living had suddenly become too much for me. The whole "writing for a living" thing is still a largely pleasant thing. And when it's not, I have cats.
3500 words today. Also I made myself cry.
May 18, 2024 at 11:36 AM
To be clear it was because I wrote a scene that was meant to be emotional, not because the burden of writing words for a living had suddenly become too much for me. The whole "writing for a living" thing is still a largely pleasant thing. And when it's not, I have cats.
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Ok so small brag? As soft as Pants looks she is honestly even softer. Ask anyone who has met her. She’s stuffed toy level soft. It’s ridiculous. And she’s let you pet her back and forth to muss her fur and really get the full extra soft times.
May 17, 2024 at 11:38 PM
Ok so small brag? As soft as Pants looks she is honestly even softer. Ask anyone who has met her. She’s stuffed toy level soft. It’s ridiculous. And she’s let you pet her back and forth to muss her fur and really get the full extra soft times.
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May 17, 2024 at 3:07 PM
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Gina Rinehart tried to stop a handful of Canberra art hipsters from seeing this picture of her, so now the whole world has seen it.
But please tell me again how billionaires are naturally smarter than the rest of us.
But please tell me again how billionaires are naturally smarter than the rest of us.
May 17, 2024 at 6:56 AM
Gina Rinehart tried to stop a handful of Canberra art hipsters from seeing this picture of her, so now the whole world has seen it.
But please tell me again how billionaires are naturally smarter than the rest of us.
But please tell me again how billionaires are naturally smarter than the rest of us.
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once fully obscured the rock is no longer perceived. an identity can only exist for so long without bouncing off a social mirror. the rock descends into madness
We all know that paper beats rock but why does it??
May 18, 2024 at 3:26 AM
once fully obscured the rock is no longer perceived. an identity can only exist for so long without bouncing off a social mirror. the rock descends into madness
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Minion meat is gamey and stringy, their hide is useless and they provide no meaningful labor. Minions are the only animal we breed explicitly to provide memes
May 18, 2024 at 1:56 AM
Minion meat is gamey and stringy, their hide is useless and they provide no meaningful labor. Minions are the only animal we breed explicitly to provide memes
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Bluesky should add a store that sells tiny pixelated items we can collect- so that if people want to send me direct messages, they have to buy me a pixelated ham. Bluesky should also give us digital pets on our profiles too. New pets. We could rename the website to Neope- [gets dragged off stage]
May 16, 2024 at 5:53 AM
Bluesky should add a store that sells tiny pixelated items we can collect- so that if people want to send me direct messages, they have to buy me a pixelated ham. Bluesky should also give us digital pets on our profiles too. New pets. We could rename the website to Neope- [gets dragged off stage]
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bluesky DMs shouldn't have images so everyone just has to send a detailed description of their dick
May 17, 2024 at 7:10 PM
bluesky DMs shouldn't have images so everyone just has to send a detailed description of their dick
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She likes sitting in the hat but doesn’t want you to make any ‘Cat in the hat’ jokes.
May 18, 2024 at 4:45 AM
She likes sitting in the hat but doesn’t want you to make any ‘Cat in the hat’ jokes.
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“Jeune Femme avec son Chat” Jeanne Bôle (1825 - 1891).
May 18, 2024 at 5:11 AM
“Jeune Femme avec son Chat” Jeanne Bôle (1825 - 1891).
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ever since i was a little kid i knew i wanted to be unemployed
May 17, 2024 at 3:44 PM
ever since i was a little kid i knew i wanted to be unemployed
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oh my god this is so fucking funny
May 17, 2024 at 2:02 PM
oh my god this is so fucking funny
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When you look decent in the photo but the reflection gives it all away
May 12, 2024 at 2:07 PM
When you look decent in the photo but the reflection gives it all away
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Something I love about TikTok is that the youths absolutely REFUSE to forget that three months after Amy Winehouse died, Neil Patrick Harris had a charcuterie board made to look like her rotting corpse at a Halloween party. I, too, will never forgive him.
Photo of Neil Patrick Harris' 'sick' Amy Winehouse 'corpse cake'...
Social media watchdogs are biting Neil Patrick Harris for a photo posted 11 years ago, which has recently resurfaced online and shocked fans all over again.
nypost.com
May 17, 2024 at 12:11 PM
Something I love about TikTok is that the youths absolutely REFUSE to forget that three months after Amy Winehouse died, Neil Patrick Harris had a charcuterie board made to look like her rotting corpse at a Halloween party. I, too, will never forgive him.