Soulslurpee
@soulslurpee.bsky.social
20+ Year DM/GM/Storyteller || Pronouns: He / Him / Any || For legal reasons, I am a joke.
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Unabashed fascists are running the executive branch, my neighbors are being kidnapped and disappeared, and yet for some reason, every six months or so I have to once again try to stop my DEMOCRATIC SENATOR from ramming through an Internet-destroying censorship bill.
It's so stupid and tiresome.
It's so stupid and tiresome.
Sen. WHITEHOUSE: We finally are moving to file a bipartisan Section 230 repeal bill. Waiting any longer serves no useful purpose.
December 13, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Unabashed fascists are running the executive branch, my neighbors are being kidnapped and disappeared, and yet for some reason, every six months or so I have to once again try to stop my DEMOCRATIC SENATOR from ramming through an Internet-destroying censorship bill.
It's so stupid and tiresome.
It's so stupid and tiresome.
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Starbucks to Pay $39 Million in Landmark N.Y.C. Labor Law Settlement
www.nytimes.com
December 4, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.
November 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.
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a couple of years ago, whenever i'd say that joe biden should be doing this or that, i would get responses from his supporters explaining that the president can't just do whatever he wants. he has to follow all these rules and norms and laws and such, apparently
October 24, 2025 at 1:34 PM
a couple of years ago, whenever i'd say that joe biden should be doing this or that, i would get responses from his supporters explaining that the president can't just do whatever he wants. he has to follow all these rules and norms and laws and such, apparently
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1)You may remember the articles criticizing liberal students for their hesitancy to make friends with conservative students—alleging that they were less open-minded than their conservative counterparts.
October 15, 2025 at 8:53 AM
1)You may remember the articles criticizing liberal students for their hesitancy to make friends with conservative students—alleging that they were less open-minded than their conservative counterparts.
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We should be asking this
c o n s t a n t l y.
c o n s t a n t l y.
October 13, 2025 at 3:54 AM
We should be asking this
c o n s t a n t l y.
c o n s t a n t l y.
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Superb messaging here. Scottish (and UK) politicians take note. #ZohranMamdani
October 6, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Superb messaging here. Scottish (and UK) politicians take note. #ZohranMamdani
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The route from DC to Boston is 475 miles.
This would be an hour and a half without stops. Probably 2 hours tops with them.
It could go from DC to New York in 45 minutes.
We could have this if we didn't suck.
This would be an hour and a half without stops. Probably 2 hours tops with them.
It could go from DC to New York in 45 minutes.
We could have this if we didn't suck.
I enjoyed this. And what an infectious laugh. ❤️
"Reporter left speechless after witnessing Japan's new $70 million Maglev train in action at 310 mph"
"Reporter left speechless after witnessing Japan's new $70 million Maglev train in action at 310 mph"
September 3, 2025 at 2:05 AM
The route from DC to Boston is 475 miles.
This would be an hour and a half without stops. Probably 2 hours tops with them.
It could go from DC to New York in 45 minutes.
We could have this if we didn't suck.
This would be an hour and a half without stops. Probably 2 hours tops with them.
It could go from DC to New York in 45 minutes.
We could have this if we didn't suck.
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The Justice Department’s investigation into UnitedHealth Group is larger than previously known.
The DOJ is looking into the company's prescription management services and its reimbursement of its own doctors, in addition to possible Medicare fraud.
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
The DOJ is looking into the company's prescription management services and its reimbursement of its own doctors, in addition to possible Medicare fraud.
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
UnitedHealth Ongoing Criminal Probe Is Broader Than Medicare
The US Justice Department’s criminal division is digging into UnitedHealth Group Inc.’s prescription management services as well as how it reimburses its own doctors under an ongoing probe into the fi...
www.bloomberg.com
August 27, 2025 at 2:29 PM
The Justice Department’s investigation into UnitedHealth Group is larger than previously known.
The DOJ is looking into the company's prescription management services and its reimbursement of its own doctors, in addition to possible Medicare fraud.
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
The DOJ is looking into the company's prescription management services and its reimbursement of its own doctors, in addition to possible Medicare fraud.
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
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Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC
August 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
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BREAKING: US government obtains a 10% stake in troubled chipmakers Intel and Frito-Lay
August 22, 2025 at 10:42 PM
BREAKING: US government obtains a 10% stake in troubled chipmakers Intel and Frito-Lay
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I don't remember Sting singing about this
August 11, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I don't remember Sting singing about this
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Somebody on LinkedIn said what we're all thinking.
August 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Somebody on LinkedIn said what we're all thinking.
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Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth reposted the video profiling Christian Nationalist Pastor Doug Wilson, who opposes same-sex marriage.
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth reposts video of pastors saying women shouldn't vote
Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth reposted the video profiling Christian Nationalist Pastor Doug Wilson, who opposes same-sex marriage.
n.pr
August 11, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth reposted the video profiling Christian Nationalist Pastor Doug Wilson, who opposes same-sex marriage.
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Fox News Decries Woke Casting Of Indian Man As Star Of ‘Sankranthiki Vasthunam’
theonion.com/fox-new...
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Fox News Decries Woke Casting Of Indian Man As Star Of ‘Sankranthiki Vasthunam’
NEW YORK—Arguing that producers should consider their audience before catering to the whims of the “woke internet mob,” Fox News host Jesse Watters decried Tuesday the casting of an Indian man in the lead role of the film Sankranthiki Vasthunam. “I don’t know about you, but I like my Tollywood films all-American,” said a visibly […]
theonion.com
August 10, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Fox News Decries Woke Casting Of Indian Man As Star Of ‘Sankranthiki Vasthunam’
theonion.com/fox-new...
theonion.com/fox-new...
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Tim Cook pathetically kisses Trump's ass by pretending him with a "24 karat gold" gift
August 6, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Tim Cook pathetically kisses Trump's ass by pretending him with a "24 karat gold" gift
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Kennedy Curse Sure Taking Its Sweet Time With RFK Jr.
August 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Kennedy Curse Sure Taking Its Sweet Time With RFK Jr.
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Colbert will be all right, maybe even better off. The world's his oyster and I'm sure MSNBC and Netflix will come calling. He could stand up the biggest late night YouTube channel in days. But they are just torching the Late Show, an institution, solely to appease a dictator. And that fucking sucks.
July 18, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Colbert will be all right, maybe even better off. The world's his oyster and I'm sure MSNBC and Netflix will come calling. He could stand up the biggest late night YouTube channel in days. But they are just torching the Late Show, an institution, solely to appease a dictator. And that fucking sucks.
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When we say “DO SOMETHING”
A member of Taiwan's parliament stole a bill and ran off with it to prevent it from being passed
June 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM
When we say “DO SOMETHING”
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“Abolish ICE” is the moderate position
June 17, 2025 at 5:45 PM
“Abolish ICE” is the moderate position
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<3 not involved <3
June 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
<3 not involved <3