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@sonjaofhyrkania.bsky.social
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marina, 35, crying about life. terrible puns.
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smoothdunk2.bsky.social
it’s all i’ve got
4 panel comic Panel 1: Laptop screen that says: 2025 Accomplishments. 1. Panel 2: Purple guy looking thoughtful Panel 3: Purple Guy typing Panel 4: Laptop screen that says: 2025 Accomplishment: Didn’t die
December 31, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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dienail.bsky.social
#buntesEnde
Diddl-Maus im Museum.
Mein Diddl hängt im Van-Gogh-Museum in Amsterdam.
"Starry Night" (Gouache)
Die Diddl-Maus mit den riesigen Füßen sitzt auf einem großen Stein. Es ist Nacht und am Himmel stehen Sterne und der Mond. Man sieht die groben Pinselstriche, die geschwungen sind. Es ist Van Goghs Gemälde "Starry Night" nachempfunden.
December 30, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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exocomics.com
daily routine
December 29, 2025 at 9:45 PM
sonjaofhyrkania.bsky.social
mein 3310i geht tatsächlich immer noch
December 27, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
Me, age 6: How come all the grown-ups in my life are so sad around Christmas? Don't they like presents?

Me, age 36: Oh
December 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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dracula3d.bsky.social
every day this becomes more true
December 20, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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sweatermuppet.bsky.social
let's all get more perverted in 2026
December 17, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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exocomics.com
that time
December 23, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
Performing circumcisions by doing a tiny kamehameha
December 18, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
“You seem really chill” I’m dead inside
December 15, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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wanamon.bsky.social
Pilze im Bären Besser.
December 13, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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chuckdrawsthings.bsky.social
cut me some slack
PANEL 1: a pigeon wearing a red dotted bandana stands proudly, holding a rake. they exclaim "i just did a big clean of the garden!" to their right, a little angel pigeon happily claps PANEL 2: the angel pidge says "well done! but was that what you really needed to do?" the pigeon responds "huh?" PANEL 3: the angel pidge squints and says "the garden wasn't that bad. don't you have lots of other, higher priorities?" the pigeon nervously looks away, saying "well..." PANEL 4: the angel pigeon chases the other, yelling "stop procrastinating!!!" the pigeon yells "quit it! i'm still being productive!!" and waves the rake
December 11, 2025 at 8:43 PM
sonjaofhyrkania.bsky.social
der weihnachtsmarkt im werk 2 hätte so schön sein können ohne diese unnötig vielen MENSCHEN ey

so viel süßer kunst-kram und katzen überall 💕
December 11, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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adhd-alien.bsky.social
5 panel comic. Panel 1: the adhd alien figure greets her brain, asking if the brain is ready for some work today. Panel 2: the brain is crying and mumbling. Panel 3: the alien is pleading with the brain that they need to get a lot of things done. Panel 4: the brain is hissing like a cat. Panel 5: the alien simply says „ok then“
November 20, 2025 at 5:01 PM
sonjaofhyrkania.bsky.social
bin aufgewacht weil meine beine gekrampft haben... kein wunder ey
December 9, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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quest64official.bsky.social
Magic card with stuff blacked out Says "I Need head"... I need head during your turn O yes Your mouth
December 1, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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shutupmikeginn.bsky.social
He looks like he’s trying to stop his dog from leaving him
December 7, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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toothybj.bsky.social
Believe.
December 1, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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heatherbuchanan.bsky.social
Daily mood
#illustration #drawing
An illustration of a woman with long bendy limbs running. Text reads “I have experienced a day of unspeakable unpleasantness. I require immediate marijuqna and empty carbohydrates”. The woman is wearing a yellow top with tulips on it, olive pants, a pink beret, and pink boots
November 26, 2024 at 10:54 PM
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doriandawes.bsky.social
The modern version is a buncha squiggly lines and tropes utterly incomprehensible to people who don't read fanfic
November 30, 2025 at 10:21 AM
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rusty.todayintabs.com
Growing up in a time when “selling out” was the most shameful thing you could do and then being forced to live through the 2020s feels like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
November 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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james.tarnation.lol
[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy
November 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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chronicillness.bsky.social
holly anderson reposted @pududeer 's post - *cranberries voice* in my bed, in my bed comfy, comfy
November 23, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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rialina.bsky.social
Bitte denkt auch bei der Kälte ausreichend daran, euer Maul zu halten
November 21, 2025 at 9:06 AM