SnoozyCat
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SnoozyCat
@sofahound.bsky.social
Fails to meet most expectations.
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It's incredible how close the Red Arrows fly together, must take nerves of steel
September 17, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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The UK Government will test its Emergency Alert System on Sunday, 7th September at 3:00 PM.

If you have a concealed phone for safety, this alert could reveal its presence.

You can opt out of these alerts.

Find out how here: www.gov.uk/alerts/optin...

Please help share to help keep others safe.
August 28, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Motherfucking wind farms…
July 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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This is what all of Eurovision sounds like to me.
May 17, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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May 17, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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It was the OH JESUS CHRIST, WHAT NOW?!! of times and the YOU’VE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME?! of times.
May 16, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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It’s going to be a stressful summer for anyone who’s hidden a body in a reservoir.
May 14, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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Today I'm finding out which people believe that if you're part of a population that is a small overall percentage of humans on the planet, it's okay to strip you of rights.

I wonder if they have considered how easy it would be to classify *them* into a small overall percentage, and do it to them.
April 17, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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March 12, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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Just a reminder that cashew nuts look like they've been forced to wear a woolly hat by their mum when they really don't want to
January 18, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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On this special day, may all your wishes seem momentarily achievable x
December 25, 2024 at 9:10 AM
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The collective noun for plaice is a 'pride'
www.worldofmoose.com/products/pri...
December 4, 2024 at 8:43 PM
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We'll be having our first EXCLUSIVE TO BLUESKY competition when we pass through the 2,000 followers barrier, so please invite your family, friends, enemies, proctologist, favourite historical Norwegians, sentient killer robots...anyone really, we aren't choosy...to follow us, mUch ApPRecIaTeD.
December 6, 2024 at 11:29 AM
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December 6, 2024 at 5:47 AM
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November 26, 2024 at 10:19 AM
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I just think the stamp shouldn’t cost more than the Christmas card.
November 28, 2024 at 8:02 PM
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Update on meteoroloppers.

Rainlode hammerit like an elepher relievey on a slab, but horizontole.

Folly.

In the worms of Willibold Shakesmole, “Blow windy, crackly cheekloppers!”
November 23, 2024 at 8:36 AM
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I'm doing everything I can but I'm kind of out of options here. This year is worse than I've ever seen it. I so want to say yes to the cats that have nowhere else to turn -- but I need your help to do it.

Can you help us?
gofund.me/1fff68e4
Donate to Help us save cats & kittens from the cold this winter, organized by Holly Brockwell
Thank you for considering our winter appeal. I'm Holly Brockwell… Holly Brockwell needs your support for Help us save cats & kittens from the cold this winter
gofund.me
October 30, 2024 at 11:44 PM
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Asking Liz Truss to give Budget commentary is like inviting Fred West onto Gardeners' World.
October 30, 2024 at 10:31 PM