Cromerty
@cromerty.bsky.social
Multilingual Voiceover and professional Silly Goose • BAFTA Member
#voiceover #voiceacting #voiceactor #voiceartist #voiceactress #voicetalent
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#voiceover #voiceacting #voiceactor #voiceartist #voiceactress #voicetalent
alteregovoices.com
Dear God.... Why don't Amazon, any social media etc actually follow the rules for search criteria for the live of feckin god
December 28, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Dear God.... Why don't Amazon, any social media etc actually follow the rules for search criteria for the live of feckin god
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‘Have you remembered to put Christmas bins out?’
December 28, 2025 at 8:33 AM
‘Have you remembered to put Christmas bins out?’
Having a bet on what date it is
December 28, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Having a bet on what date it is
Loved talking to my cousins today in Australia. I remember my dad calling up my uncle and whingeing how much it cost, and now it’s completely free. It’s amazing just to see them
December 28, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Loved talking to my cousins today in Australia. I remember my dad calling up my uncle and whingeing how much it cost, and now it’s completely free. It’s amazing just to see them
The biggest Christmas lie?
"Welcome to Channel 4 plus. For contractual reasons, this program still includes some promotional messages"
#channel4
"Welcome to Channel 4 plus. For contractual reasons, this program still includes some promotional messages"
#channel4
December 26, 2025 at 12:37 PM
The biggest Christmas lie?
"Welcome to Channel 4 plus. For contractual reasons, this program still includes some promotional messages"
#channel4
"Welcome to Channel 4 plus. For contractual reasons, this program still includes some promotional messages"
#channel4
You can really tell the Christmas movies where the actors have just thought “fuck it. I need a new kitchen”.
December 24, 2025 at 1:26 PM
You can really tell the Christmas movies where the actors have just thought “fuck it. I need a new kitchen”.
Happy "Man Who Decides Today Is A Good Day To Learn How To Shop" Day to all those who celebrate
December 24, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Happy "Man Who Decides Today Is A Good Day To Learn How To Shop" Day to all those who celebrate
Feeling safe and lucky and loved lying in bed listening to the storm outside
December 17, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Feeling safe and lucky and loved lying in bed listening to the storm outside
Torn a muscle so the doc has given me a couple of painkillers to tide me over*
*I’m off to American now to make a profit.
*I’m off to American now to make a profit.
December 16, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Torn a muscle so the doc has given me a couple of painkillers to tide me over*
*I’m off to American now to make a profit.
*I’m off to American now to make a profit.
For the first time today I heard the word “paella” used. As in “pie and la”
As in “pie and lager”
As in “pie and lager”
December 10, 2025 at 9:32 PM
For the first time today I heard the word “paella” used. As in “pie and la”
As in “pie and lager”
As in “pie and lager”
Quite the AI prompt to get this picture
December 8, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Quite the AI prompt to get this picture
I don't get christmas cards any more. So I always put up the ones addressed to the lady who used to live in the house before me
December 6, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I don't get christmas cards any more. So I always put up the ones addressed to the lady who used to live in the house before me
A rubbish example of shrink flation - these sachets have always been 7g (ie quarter of an ounce). Now they are six. So now I have to open two sachets for my recipes #bread
November 29, 2025 at 10:48 AM
A rubbish example of shrink flation - these sachets have always been 7g (ie quarter of an ounce). Now they are six. So now I have to open two sachets for my recipes #bread
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Fuck it, Black Friday weekend sale, 20% off everything on HappyToast.co.uk even the original artwork.
HappyToast ★ art, animation, nonsense and stuff
One guy who does drawings and photoshops and animations and writes funny stuff
HappyToast.co.uk
November 28, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Fuck it, Black Friday weekend sale, 20% off everything on HappyToast.co.uk even the original artwork.
We have given thanks
November 27, 2025 at 6:14 PM
We have given thanks
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"Two nice girls" are far from ‘nice’ in permitting strange men to speak to, and actually “walk with you"!
November 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
"Two nice girls" are far from ‘nice’ in permitting strange men to speak to, and actually “walk with you"!
All kicking off in York - loads of blues n twos
November 19, 2025 at 5:17 PM
All kicking off in York - loads of blues n twos
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Enjoy the Sunday caption contest. Give away ❤️s, retweet to encourage more competitors (pretty please) & include #GirlsOwnCC
November 16, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Enjoy the Sunday caption contest. Give away ❤️s, retweet to encourage more competitors (pretty please) & include #GirlsOwnCC
Microsoft Authenticator: Install me and I will protect you
Me: ok yeh right evs let's do this
Microsoft Authenticator: HI I'M MICROSOFT AUTHENTICATOR. HERE'S A CODE. YOU HAVE TO ENTER IT ON MICROSOFT AUTHENTICATOR. HI I'M MICROSOFT AUTHENTICATOR
Me: ok yeh right evs let's do this
Microsoft Authenticator: HI I'M MICROSOFT AUTHENTICATOR. HERE'S A CODE. YOU HAVE TO ENTER IT ON MICROSOFT AUTHENTICATOR. HI I'M MICROSOFT AUTHENTICATOR
November 11, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Microsoft Authenticator: Install me and I will protect you
Me: ok yeh right evs let's do this
Microsoft Authenticator: HI I'M MICROSOFT AUTHENTICATOR. HERE'S A CODE. YOU HAVE TO ENTER IT ON MICROSOFT AUTHENTICATOR. HI I'M MICROSOFT AUTHENTICATOR
Me: ok yeh right evs let's do this
Microsoft Authenticator: HI I'M MICROSOFT AUTHENTICATOR. HERE'S A CODE. YOU HAVE TO ENTER IT ON MICROSOFT AUTHENTICATOR. HI I'M MICROSOFT AUTHENTICATOR
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Even on my regular antidepressant, I still felt unresolved symptoms of depression. So I asked my doctor about adding Cadbury Mini Eggs.
March 28, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Even on my regular antidepressant, I still felt unresolved symptoms of depression. So I asked my doctor about adding Cadbury Mini Eggs.
Looking at the reviews of the latest Harry Potter, and thinking "yeah, this is why you should hire voice actors rather than actor-actors"
#voiceactor #voiceartist #voiceacting
#voiceactor #voiceartist #voiceacting
November 4, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Looking at the reviews of the latest Harry Potter, and thinking "yeah, this is why you should hire voice actors rather than actor-actors"
#voiceactor #voiceartist #voiceacting
#voiceactor #voiceartist #voiceacting
I think I'd like to have been called "Caoibhe". It's a banging name and I could tut at anyone trying to spell it
November 2, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I think I'd like to have been called "Caoibhe". It's a banging name and I could tut at anyone trying to spell it
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