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Cromerty
@cromerty.bsky.social
Multilingual Voiceover and professional Silly Goose • BAFTA Member

#voiceover #voiceacting #voiceactor #voiceartist #voiceactress #voicetalent

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Microsoft Authenticator: Install me and I will protect you
Me: ok yeh right evs let's do this
Microsoft Authenticator: HI I'M MICROSOFT AUTHENTICATOR. HERE'S A CODE. YOU HAVE TO ENTER IT ON MICROSOFT AUTHENTICATOR. HI I'M MICROSOFT AUTHENTICATOR
November 11, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Even on my regular antidepressant, I still felt unresolved symptoms of depression. So I asked my doctor about adding Cadbury Mini Eggs.
March 28, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Looking at the reviews of the latest Harry Potter, and thinking "yeah, this is why you should hire voice actors rather than actor-actors"
#voiceactor #voiceartist #voiceacting
November 4, 2025 at 10:42 AM
I think I'd like to have been called "Caoibhe". It's a banging name and I could tut at anyone trying to spell it
November 2, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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November 2, 2025 at 2:45 PM
HAIR CAN SPROUTS
November 2, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Crumble time!!
November 1, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Oh thank god
November 1, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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Following Prince Andrew’s titles being removed, Prince Edward becomes the Duke Of York. Basically, it all shifts up one. For instance, I’m now my next door neighbour, Pauline Cathcart.
October 30, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I'm pretty sure that when I dream of a famous person, they're dreaming of me, but they wake up thinking "well that was a weird-ass dream of knitting dogs out of spaghetti with a random faceless person"
October 30, 2025 at 9:08 AM
October 30, 2025 at 7:52 AM
irresponsibly posting my location on social media
October 28, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
October 27, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Bet Fergie jumps straight to the top of that council house list 😡
October 27, 2025 at 8:16 PM
#girlsowncc

You know "The Artist Who Can't Draw Hands".... Now meet "The Artist Who Can't Draw ohmyword"
Enjoy the Sunday caption contest. Give away ❤️s, retweet to encourage more competitors, include #GirlsOwnCC
October 26, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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OK, going to have trouble paying rent again this month due to back injury.

Would appreciate so much the spreading of my online shop to get some cool orders sent out next week.
All signed.

davidziggygreene.bigcartel.com
October 17, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Sometimes I really wish I could draw a horse from memory
October 21, 2025 at 9:58 AM
I don't think I've ever known a character more unappealing than Riker at his most sexy
October 20, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Just hoping, for my puppy's sake it's going to rain between now and November 6th
October 19, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Who wore it better
October 19, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Reading up about that reprobate Andrew, and finding out there’s actually a Duke of Manchester
October 18, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Oh the grand old Duke of York
Wasn't
October 17, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Too hot #Yorkraces
October 11, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Too old to “like” any TikTok with single word flashing subbies
August 29, 2025 at 4:54 PM
What I really REALLY dislike is seeing English actors putting on a German accent for fillums, when there are plenty of German actors who can do it much better. It's like a banana sweet tastes like a banana, but not like an actual banana
August 28, 2025 at 2:47 PM