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woman: you said you had netflix?
me: this is much better
[I open a folder titled “movies” on my computer and the mechanical whirring of an 11 year old SATA hard-drive overwhelms the room entirely]
me: have you seen enter the void?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:k6kg5ccozcphfcmp4zyx3s64/bafkreic25vprh5aqgyi643xphjetavca2xyc7ks6n7iy7en55hibprqm24@jpeg)
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Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?"
Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
May 16, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?"
Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
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i recently saw that approximately one third of nba fans believe that there is a very small man living inside every basketball. to be clear i think it’s absolute nonsense, and even if it were true — IF it were true, which it is NOT — it would be terribly sad. why would you make up a story like that
April 17, 2025 at 12:56 AM
i recently saw that approximately one third of nba fans believe that there is a very small man living inside every basketball. to be clear i think it’s absolute nonsense, and even if it were true — IF it were true, which it is NOT — it would be terribly sad. why would you make up a story like that
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ok sorry . my lawyer has advised me to say that drinking israeli diarrhea is good actually no matter how many kindergartners they murked
March 13, 2025 at 9:45 PM
ok sorry . my lawyer has advised me to say that drinking israeli diarrhea is good actually no matter how many kindergartners they murked
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“Sure, Trump initially supported the ban and Congress overwhelmingly voted for it before Biden ultimately signed it into law. But behind the scenes was an intense lobbying campaign by the intelligence community, from the FBI to the CIA.”
Infringing on your rights is bipartisan.
Infringing on your rights is bipartisan.
Who's really responsible for the TikTok ban (it's not who you might think)
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/the-tiktok...
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/the-tiktok...
The TikTok Shutdown: Who’s Really Responsible
Even if you aren’t interested in national security, the national security state is interested in you
www.kenklippenstein.com
January 19, 2025 at 11:41 PM
“Sure, Trump initially supported the ban and Congress overwhelmingly voted for it before Biden ultimately signed it into law. But behind the scenes was an intense lobbying campaign by the intelligence community, from the FBI to the CIA.”
Infringing on your rights is bipartisan.
Infringing on your rights is bipartisan.
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my biggest 2024 breakthrough: discovering that scarecrows aren't real. crops are just SO much easier to steal now. i used to pull up one or two turnips and run off, but i'm not scared anymore. the only challenge ahead of me in 2025 is to keep from eating so many turnips i give myself a stomach ache
January 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
my biggest 2024 breakthrough: discovering that scarecrows aren't real. crops are just SO much easier to steal now. i used to pull up one or two turnips and run off, but i'm not scared anymore. the only challenge ahead of me in 2025 is to keep from eating so many turnips i give myself a stomach ache
starting to think that my pc being unable to upgrade to windows 11 is a blessing. every week i see something new about how an update blew everything up
January 2, 2025 at 10:04 PM
starting to think that my pc being unable to upgrade to windows 11 is a blessing. every week i see something new about how an update blew everything up
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it's crazy that peter weir sat down and said "im going to make the best movie of the 21st century" and then did it in 2003
there was only one movie i was ever gonna test a surround sound system on. you know what time it is
December 17, 2024 at 2:07 AM
it's crazy that peter weir sat down and said "im going to make the best movie of the 21st century" and then did it in 2003
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y’all know what time it is
December 13, 2024 at 2:16 PM
y’all know what time it is
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wait holy shit
im just going to say it: america needs a second year of luigi
December 9, 2024 at 10:18 PM
wait holy shit
really liking the indiana jones game but calling it an immersive sim is really overstating things. im still at the vatican but it doesn't seem like there's a wealth of systems to use to your advantage. you can't even stack boxes. remains to be seen if there's any reactivity in the story at all.
December 9, 2024 at 11:15 AM
really liking the indiana jones game but calling it an immersive sim is really overstating things. im still at the vatican but it doesn't seem like there's a wealth of systems to use to your advantage. you can't even stack boxes. remains to be seen if there's any reactivity in the story at all.
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I’m worried that kids today are growing up without a video game series that teaches them 13 or 15 similar sounding skate punk songs
November 27, 2024 at 6:56 PM
I’m worried that kids today are growing up without a video game series that teaches them 13 or 15 similar sounding skate punk songs
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There are two kinds of Forever Games.
One is the kind that traps people. Constant FOMO, content churn, battle passes, prestige grinds.
The other are games that attract creators. Modders, mappers, community jams. You could play nothing but Celeste every day and STILL never see the end of it.
One is the kind that traps people. Constant FOMO, content churn, battle passes, prestige grinds.
The other are games that attract creators. Modders, mappers, community jams. You could play nothing but Celeste every day and STILL never see the end of it.
November 5, 2024 at 2:41 AM
There are two kinds of Forever Games.
One is the kind that traps people. Constant FOMO, content churn, battle passes, prestige grinds.
The other are games that attract creators. Modders, mappers, community jams. You could play nothing but Celeste every day and STILL never see the end of it.
One is the kind that traps people. Constant FOMO, content churn, battle passes, prestige grinds.
The other are games that attract creators. Modders, mappers, community jams. You could play nothing but Celeste every day and STILL never see the end of it.
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im here to say that this is actually very funny and kicks ass and there should be more stupid bull shit like this again. capcom should pay someone to legally name their baby monster hunter wilds
Celebrating 20 years of Halo 2 with the promotional condom from 2004
November 4, 2024 at 7:23 PM
im here to say that this is actually very funny and kicks ass and there should be more stupid bull shit like this again. capcom should pay someone to legally name their baby monster hunter wilds
shohei ohtani's child will either be a 6'9" pinnacle of human athleticism or a short computer engineer. no in-betweens
October 30, 2024 at 9:10 AM
shohei ohtani's child will either be a 6'9" pinnacle of human athleticism or a short computer engineer. no in-betweens