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· Mar 1
heartbreak is one thing
my ego’s another
I beg you
don’t embarrass me motherf★cker
my ego’s another
I beg you
don’t embarrass me motherf★cker
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How are we going to explain to future generations that rich people got so mad at being made fun of on social media that they decided to bring in fascism for everyone.
November 6, 2025 at 10:10 AM
How are we going to explain to future generations that rich people got so mad at being made fun of on social media that they decided to bring in fascism for everyone.
very unfunny pain flare rn on the one day I had plans
November 5, 2025 at 2:03 PM
very unfunny pain flare rn on the one day I had plans
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“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”
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AVERAGE BLUESKY USER: I just got kicked in the head by a horse. I think I’ll go check the Discover Feed and reply to strangers’ posts there
October 20, 2025 at 4:06 AM
AVERAGE BLUESKY USER: I just got kicked in the head by a horse. I think I’ll go check the Discover Feed and reply to strangers’ posts there
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thinking about the time a cool Instagram fashion account asked me to name my favorite products and i didn't know i was supposed to name fashion products, so i said pigeon food because i like feeding pigeons and their followers were like "why the fuck do i need pigeon food for my outfit?"
October 16, 2025 at 5:33 AM
thinking about the time a cool Instagram fashion account asked me to name my favorite products and i didn't know i was supposed to name fashion products, so i said pigeon food because i like feeding pigeons and their followers were like "why the fuck do i need pigeon food for my outfit?"
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Next time somebody asks me what Bluesky is like, I'll send them this
October 14, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Next time somebody asks me what Bluesky is like, I'll send them this
I married an eastenders character
October 12, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I married an eastenders character
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Ground pounding through a tall tower of crates would fix me
October 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Ground pounding through a tall tower of crates would fix me
used to look at lava lamps and think that’s a cool kind of lightbulb because you never really think about the bulb shining underneath all that
October 11, 2025 at 12:55 AM
used to look at lava lamps and think that’s a cool kind of lightbulb because you never really think about the bulb shining underneath all that
what if you had to get your lightbulbs insured
October 10, 2025 at 10:23 PM
what if you had to get your lightbulbs insured
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Welcome to the capitalist innovation museum we got
- scam machine
- psychosis inducing machine
- weapons of mass destruction
- button you push that makes the planet hotter
- markets that intentionally starve people
- clothes that fall apart after washing them 1 time
- medicine you can’t afford
- scam machine
- psychosis inducing machine
- weapons of mass destruction
- button you push that makes the planet hotter
- markets that intentionally starve people
- clothes that fall apart after washing them 1 time
- medicine you can’t afford
October 8, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Welcome to the capitalist innovation museum we got
- scam machine
- psychosis inducing machine
- weapons of mass destruction
- button you push that makes the planet hotter
- markets that intentionally starve people
- clothes that fall apart after washing them 1 time
- medicine you can’t afford
- scam machine
- psychosis inducing machine
- weapons of mass destruction
- button you push that makes the planet hotter
- markets that intentionally starve people
- clothes that fall apart after washing them 1 time
- medicine you can’t afford
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Post a fictional comedian who definitely would accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival.
September 30, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Post a fictional comedian who definitely would accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival.
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Gemini: Have you tried turning your life off and on again?
September 7, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Gemini: Have you tried turning your life off and on again?
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"Heathrow, it's me, I'm Cathay"
September 29, 2025 at 11:40 AM
"Heathrow, it's me, I'm Cathay"
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we don't talk enough about how this paranoid freak released virtual insanity in 1996. years before the average person in the uk had even sent a text message, he was dancing like a maniac in his big moving gaff, enraged to the point of song by faxes, teletext and encarta 95.
February 7, 2024 at 2:55 PM
we don't talk enough about how this paranoid freak released virtual insanity in 1996. years before the average person in the uk had even sent a text message, he was dancing like a maniac in his big moving gaff, enraged to the point of song by faxes, teletext and encarta 95.
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oh boy this is gonna get a lot of use in the group chats
September 22, 2025 at 9:51 PM
oh boy this is gonna get a lot of use in the group chats
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Important: there is a pub in Holborn where a cat wears a ruff. His name is The General
September 21, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Important: there is a pub in Holborn where a cat wears a ruff. His name is The General
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Tired of poetic justice let's get some comic bookish justice going
September 15, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Tired of poetic justice let's get some comic bookish justice going
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I ate the beans in my Beanie Baby and now I am the Beanie Baby
September 14, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I ate the beans in my Beanie Baby and now I am the Beanie Baby
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If you press the bottom of the cylinder, her legs collapse
December 27, 2024 at 8:37 AM
If you press the bottom of the cylinder, her legs collapse