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Snorg
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📍San Diego, CA
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Remembering the time in CCD as a child when I raised my hand really high and eager like IF GOD LOVES US WHY IS THERE SUFFERING??? And the teacher, Mrs Murphy, a mother of three with a thick Brooklyn accent, sighed, pinched the bridge of her nose, and said, “Donegan, I’m having a hard day, alright?”
December 13, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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WERNER HERZOG: naeow.... zhe.... jingle-haupe.... has begaune
December 6, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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if i am elected to represent the hardworking people of my district, i will make sure that every resident, no matter who they are, can learn how to play the convoluted card game from the Witcher
December 6, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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I named my fists Simon and Garfunkel because like a bridge over troubled water they're about to lay you down
I named my fists Pride and Prejudice, because it is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of two fists must be in want of whupping ass
I named my fists Common and Sense because I'm about to bring the Paine
December 1, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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I think of this image every thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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OU has put the professor here on administrative leave:
November 30, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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lmao
November 21, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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LATER LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN
November 20, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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I feel obligated to post my favorite glyptodon meme
November 19, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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if I was a tiny bug I would get married here
Here are some nice mushrooms
November 11, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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get in bitch we're destroying the west
November 7, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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白菜の精
November 6, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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2026 Primary Woke Wave
November 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Wish I could be an aloof wife but unfortunately I never shut the fuck up
November 5, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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summoning circle:

🕯 🕯
🕯 dodgers 🕯

🕯turn down invite 🕯

🕯️to White House 🕯
🕯 🕯
November 2, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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I myself like the Great Gatsby theme for the republicans and think they should do Les Miserables next
November 1, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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October 24, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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October 28, 2025 at 5:15 AM