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@tesseract.bsky.gay
🫠 chaotic ✨fabulous👩🏻🎤 anarchist 🧨 brat 🫣
like socrates, i know nothing and am a public menace
unlike socrates, I have a symmetry group of order 384
wokeland, east gay
@twinkdog.bsky.gay is my biological son
frequently vulgar occasionally nsfw
she/her
like socrates, i know nothing and am a public menace
unlike socrates, I have a symmetry group of order 384
wokeland, east gay
@twinkdog.bsky.gay is my biological son
frequently vulgar occasionally nsfw
she/her
Pinned
my preferred gloss, naturally, is perdurantist: objects are pieces of 4d space-*time*, and gender consists of the total of your history as well as future experiences. this requires a replacing the binary with a path-embedding model, like lagrangian mechanics: gender is in fact *infinite-dimensional*
this is now my fundamental ontological belief about the world. don't even TRY to discuss my gender unless you are fully ready to pull out some variational calculus and sigma models
d i n o s a you are a dinosaur and also probably cheating on your wife
February 7, 2026 at 6:23 AM
d i n o s a you are a dinosaur and also probably cheating on your wife
she doesn't need to be able to see through the door to know she's lighting a cigarette and turning her video on
February 6, 2026 at 10:55 PM
she doesn't need to be able to see through the door to know she's lighting a cigarette and turning her video on
🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 omg i was so much less crazy and had much more sensible taste in women during the first one....
oh well at least scene is cool again so i dont need new clothes
oh well at least scene is cool again so i dont need new clothes
February 6, 2026 at 10:15 PM
🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 omg i was so much less crazy and had much more sensible taste in women during the first one....
oh well at least scene is cool again so i dont need new clothes
oh well at least scene is cool again so i dont need new clothes
still figuring out what's ideal, but currently xr. seems to be what im looking for more or less
February 6, 2026 at 3:34 AM
still figuring out what's ideal, but currently xr. seems to be what im looking for more or less
more like this - i briefly had an rx at some point pre-transition and i hated it (could've been too high of a dose or something idk), but trying it again recently has been a total game-changer!
February 6, 2026 at 3:27 AM
more like this - i briefly had an rx at some point pre-transition and i hated it (could've been too high of a dose or something idk), but trying it again recently has been a total game-changer!
adderall lol
February 6, 2026 at 3:22 AM
adderall lol
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The public made noise for Liam Ramos and it got him released from Dilley.
Now we must make noise for 7 year old Diana Crespo.
Her parents were taking her for emergency medical care when ICE grabbed them, and she’s rotting in the camp sick and exposed to measles.
Get them out!
Now we must make noise for 7 year old Diana Crespo.
Her parents were taking her for emergency medical care when ICE grabbed them, and she’s rotting in the camp sick and exposed to measles.
Get them out!
February 6, 2026 at 12:08 AM
The public made noise for Liam Ramos and it got him released from Dilley.
Now we must make noise for 7 year old Diana Crespo.
Her parents were taking her for emergency medical care when ICE grabbed them, and she’s rotting in the camp sick and exposed to measles.
Get them out!
Now we must make noise for 7 year old Diana Crespo.
Her parents were taking her for emergency medical care when ICE grabbed them, and she’s rotting in the camp sick and exposed to measles.
Get them out!
wait fuck i am starting to suspect that much of my inability to function normally this past year has just been that estrogen made my adhd much much worse
February 6, 2026 at 3:08 AM
wait fuck i am starting to suspect that much of my inability to function normally this past year has just been that estrogen made my adhd much much worse
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There are more bills and laws about trans athletes than there are trans athletes.
February 5, 2026 at 11:53 PM
There are more bills and laws about trans athletes than there are trans athletes.
sometimes i forget that alcohol also comes in shots so i get all excited when i hear someone mention them in a song
February 5, 2026 at 11:37 PM
sometimes i forget that alcohol also comes in shots so i get all excited when i hear someone mention them in a song
lmao even
"We've basically funded an elite global pedophile ring since 2015. I feel sick."
Crypto Bros Nauseated After Realizing Bitcoin Itself Was Funded by Jeffrey Epstein
The crypto community is reeling from the discovery that Epstein was a huge backer of early Bitcoin efforts.
trib.al
February 4, 2026 at 11:47 PM
lmao even
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who the hell called them "podcast hosts with whom I've developed an unhealthy parasocial relationship" and not
. . .
earbuds.
. . .
earbuds.
February 3, 2026 at 6:13 PM
who the hell called them "podcast hosts with whom I've developed an unhealthy parasocial relationship" and not
. . .
earbuds.
. . .
earbuds.
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*sigh* here we go again. Your phone is not listening to everything around you 24/7 for advertising purposes. *If* you have voice activation on for the assistant, the mic is listening for the activation phrase: the processing power for listening for a single specific phrase is much lower.
Do you remember when people were saying "I think my phone is listening to me, i'm getting ads for stuff I spoke about" and people said "They arent listening to you, they're just this good at predicting your interests"?
Well, it happens they were doing exactly that.
www.cbsnews.com/news/google-...
Well, it happens they were doing exactly that.
www.cbsnews.com/news/google-...
Google to pay $68 million over allegations its voice assistant eavesdropped on users
Class-action lawsuit alleged that Google's voice assistant illegally recorded and shared private conversations with advertisers.
www.cbsnews.com
February 2, 2026 at 1:07 AM
*sigh* here we go again. Your phone is not listening to everything around you 24/7 for advertising purposes. *If* you have voice activation on for the assistant, the mic is listening for the activation phrase: the processing power for listening for a single specific phrase is much lower.
holy shit
A new poll finds that 1 in 4 Minnesota voters took part in the Jan 23 shutdown against ICE, or have a loved one who did. Of those, 38% DID NOT WORK, either because they made the choice to stay out, or their workplaces closed. By me, @thomasbirm.bsky.social, @bloomekatz.bsky.social
Poll Shows Massive Participation in Minnesota Shutdown Against ICE
1 in four Minnesota voters took part in January 23 day of action, or had a loved one who did.
inthesetimes.com
February 2, 2026 at 11:21 PM
holy shit
like rfk, i am more worm than man. it starts with finding the common ground.
February 2, 2026 at 5:40 PM
like rfk, i am more worm than man. it starts with finding the common ground.
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the confirmation of contemporary transphobia as a political movement has been the brainchild of a boys club made up of some of the most disgusting monsters in recent memory to explicitly keep trans women disenfranchised so as to subjugate and exploit us for their own sexual gain is like
a lot, dawg
a lot, dawg
February 1, 2026 at 9:58 PM
the confirmation of contemporary transphobia as a political movement has been the brainchild of a boys club made up of some of the most disgusting monsters in recent memory to explicitly keep trans women disenfranchised so as to subjugate and exploit us for their own sexual gain is like
a lot, dawg
a lot, dawg
this happened in oakland lmao
February 1, 2026 at 11:15 PM
this happened in oakland lmao
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if you don't believe me go check yours rn there's gonna be a stripe i know it
February 1, 2026 at 12:15 PM
if you don't believe me go check yours rn there's gonna be a stripe i know it
protip: if you wanna check if a girl is trans or cis, simply look at the bottom of her dick and check for a stripe. works every time.
February 1, 2026 at 12:15 PM
protip: if you wanna check if a girl is trans or cis, simply look at the bottom of her dick and check for a stripe. works every time.
the saga continues:
best part of this one is he didnt message me until i was fully back in california
best part of this one is he didnt message me until i was fully back in california
February 1, 2026 at 11:42 AM
the saga continues:
best part of this one is he didnt message me until i was fully back in california
best part of this one is he didnt message me until i was fully back in california
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GOOD MORNING FAGGOTS
August 16, 2025 at 11:03 PM
GOOD MORNING FAGGOTS
it looks like it says urine
January 31, 2026 at 10:16 PM
it looks like it says urine
holy shit my neighbor actually bought the piss mat
![a doormat that says, in cursive, "hope you bought [ur|w]ine" (it's supposed to say wine but looks like urine)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ltudrn26hdmqhvfhv4lq5tyb/bafkreiclkxs3olmxoio5murwzoz4vybsvonjtybsktz3kdsafj6ezxmibu@jpeg)
January 31, 2026 at 10:13 PM
holy shit my neighbor actually bought the piss mat
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I have my own music. Stand outside my house holding a cheesecake over your head.
November 26, 2023 at 5:56 PM
I have my own music. Stand outside my house holding a cheesecake over your head.