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@tesseract.bsky.gay
1.6K followers 3.1K following 18K posts
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🫠 chaotic ✨fabulous👩🏻‍🎤 anarchist 🧨 brat 🫣
like socrates, i know nothing and am a public menace
unlike socrates, I have a symmetry group of order 384
wokeland, east gay
@twinkdog.bsky.gay is my biological son
frequently vulgar occasionally nsfw
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tesseract.bsky.gay
YEAH the fourth dimension is full of fun twists and turns

*rotates again*
a young tesseract in male form with neckbeard, showing signs of balding, messy vibe shirt says PROMYS 2016 (math camp. he was an *instructor* at least he got paid) posing in front of an ad featuring an obviously stoned guy with a massive neckbeard and some kind of cloth tied around his head
November 15, 2025 at 6:00 AM
tesseract.bsky.gay
sure sure one second
a selfie of me with a vaguely lesbian flag colored knit cardigan and a scarf and a chainmail necklace
November 15, 2025 at 5:54 AM
tesseract.bsky.gay
post your favorite star trek character. wrong answers only.

(it's me i was in star trek thats right feel free to fetishize this information)
a tesseract led cube with hella cool rainbow lights
November 15, 2025 at 5:49 AM
tesseract.bsky.gay
my 61-yo mother has discovered freaks and geeks from here its only a matter of time
texts from my mom reading: Oh. My. Gooooodnessss!!! I AM Lindsey Weir. Finally watching Freaks and Geeks! It is MY LIFE in high school!! And! James Franco!?! Seth Rogan!?! Omg Styx songs! Reference to when John Bonham died! Etc Etc!!
November 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
tesseract.bsky.gay
doordash out here helpfully reminding me that i forgot i was supposed to bring the nitrous to the friendsgiving thanks for that solid buddy my brain is full of holes probably from all the nitrous
doordash notification: Friendsgiving shortcut (now) Oops - you forgot the whipped cream. Nobody has to know! Get all your last-minute Friendsgiv...
November 14, 2025 at 7:35 PM
tesseract.bsky.gay
protip if this is your bio you can just delete your account and write an op-ed about how we were mean to you and that's actually worse than being a nazi BELIEVE ME nobody's gonna fact check that shit
bsky bio 314 followers 1.4K following 0 posts No matter how many storms we go through, I always believe that the Democratic Party carries the soul of the United States. It represents kindness, rationality,
November 14, 2025 at 7:29 PM
tesseract.bsky.gay
without downloading new pics describe your gender
the big blue naked lady statue by the embarcadero in san francisco. she has a rly nice butt and is much taller than u.
November 13, 2025 at 5:18 PM
tesseract.bsky.gay
the tattoo turned out decent too! (forgive me a butt pic)

im informed right cheek says im a bottom but idk if i believe in all that
my butt with a fresh tat on the right cheek reading BRAT with the A an anarchy symbol
November 13, 2025 at 4:44 PM
tesseract.bsky.gay
we love a dominant butch mechanic or as i like to call her
an elevator service keyhole labeled CAR TOP
November 11, 2025 at 7:44 PM
tesseract.bsky.gay
in today's episode of startling gender discoveries with tesseract: bras! turns out they kinda look good on your tits

(or like camisoles or whatever this is idk im just a dog woof woof)
a woman wearing a red lacy camisole and pants, making the weird silly face she makes in photos because she doesnt know how to smile normally. she looks super hot trust me.
November 11, 2025 at 6:24 PM
tesseract.bsky.gay
me flirting
photo of a mural in medellín colombia featuring a bearded guy with lightning coming from his eyes
November 9, 2025 at 7:12 AM
tesseract.bsky.gay
IT JUST HAPPENED

or maybe she just thought i was a guy im boymoding

either way
tess in boymode (messy hair and sweatshirt)
November 9, 2025 at 2:34 AM
tesseract.bsky.gay
tnmt logo that says CHINESE CHARACTERISTICS PLUS SOCIALISM
November 8, 2025 at 10:57 PM
tesseract.bsky.gay
ok one more i can stop anytime
teenage mutant ninja turtles logo but it says mayor zohran's aloof wifey
November 8, 2025 at 10:51 PM
tesseract.bsky.gay
another T FOR T
November 8, 2025 at 10:35 PM
tesseract.bsky.gay
another MY WIFE for she's great borat is dumb
November 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
tesseract.bsky.gay
zohran mamdani campaign sign template reading STEPSIS HELP For im trapped in a socialist campaign advertisement
November 8, 2025 at 10:28 PM
tesseract.bsky.gay
INTERESTING TIMES WITH ROSS DOUTHAT Did Women Ruin the Workplace? Ross Douthat: Men and women are different. That is a core premise of conservatism in the age of Trump, that liberalism and feminism have come to grief by pretending that some cats are boys and some dogs are girls, when in reality all dogs are boy and all cats are girl. Sadly, in the wake of #MeToo, real Americans are scared to speak these universal truths. I look around and see fellow countrymen afraid to ask that which everyone else is thinking. What would a cat penis even look like? And as for the dog...? How could a dog a woman be? When I asked my liberal female colleague these questions, she went from a dear with headlights to a deer in headlights. At least a right-leaning woman would thank me for being a titillating conversation partner. I know this because I ran 1,200 possible workday interactions through ChatGPT after creating my conservative female AI colleague. Not once did Pauline (family name, her side) ask me to please leave her alone. So, why is this human woman yapping about my "wife" and "her thoughts" and "feelings?" If one day I do need to know what my wife is thinking, I will grab my phone and simply send a message to her AI counterpart who lives inside of it.
November 8, 2025 at 9:27 PM
tesseract.bsky.gay
he is getting a lotttttt of attention whenever i am home this week
a girl hugging her really unreasonably cute and sweet and perfect little white fluffy dog the girl is also white and fluffy and actually and is around the normal amount of cute and sweet but definitely not perfect except when it comes to her opinions online
November 8, 2025 at 9:05 AM
tesseract.bsky.gay
i feel like i could be so much more

for example i could SIIING
prince herbert from monty python and the holy grail attempting to segue into a musical interlude
November 7, 2025 at 5:15 PM
tesseract.bsky.gay
get in bitch we're destroying the west
regina george driving her convertible with gretchen weiners riding shotgun and karen smith in the back
November 7, 2025 at 1:17 PM
tesseract.bsky.gay
thelma and louise at the wheel of a car suspended in midair off the side of the grand canyon
November 7, 2025 at 1:10 PM
tesseract.bsky.gay
I AM VERY SORRY IN ADVANCE BUT
the tesseract with sunglasses with the addition of glowy pink laser eyes a la 2017 crypto twitter on the central one
November 7, 2025 at 3:25 AM
tesseract.bsky.gay
working on my photo series "Women Who Stare At Butts"

if u like to stare at butts lmk we can collab
tess looking upwards and behind her, eyes rolled into her head, in order to check out the very nice booty of an unusually tall and blue woman (the giant naked lady statue by embarcadero in sf) an earlier photo of tess, wearing the same shirt, checking out a mural of two hot nude devilish creatures making out holding some whisky. one of them has some most excellent curves including a notable butt me staring at the same giant blue butt as before but now it's a bit later so she's much bluer, and also you can see i'm wearing the same pink floral shirt as i was in the photo from south america last month
November 7, 2025 at 1:32 AM
tesseract.bsky.gay
if u see this post egg
me about a decade ago. i'm much hotter now. i looked like some sort of erlich bachman type guy with very messy fuzzy blonde hair super chub neckbeard. for some reason im doing a double 🤘 and sticking my tongue out through my teeth. i was much happier then. i was doing great as a math student, had a healthy longterm relationship, hadnt developed most of my current vices...
November 6, 2025 at 8:56 PM